It's been such a long time... Aaahhh...
Good ol' blog...
.... Yeaaaah...
I have nothing to post.. For now at least.. o_o
Too dangerous.. Sleeping time is now.
I'll post soon!
Edit will be seen soon!
.... Yeaaaah...
Wednesday, December 13, 2006
Wednesday, November 22, 2006
Sunday, November 05, 2006
Pointless, rantuh-ings.. ZOMG THAT'S GAY!
Hello everyone, welcome.
.... Well, I guess.. It's time..
FOR MY POINTLESS RANTINGS!! WOOOOOOHOOOO!!!
YEEEEEEEEEHAAAAW COWBOIS!!!!
... YES THAT WAS REALLY GAY!!!
Aaaaanyways, heeeere we gooooo!!
Hmm... What shall I rant about.. I've done the peanuts thing, OH YEAH! I GOT IT!!!
Let's talk about... HOW TO LIE TO YOUR PARENTS ABOUT YOUR RESULTS WHICH REALLY SUCK AND THEY KNOW BUT THEY JUST WANT TO PRETEND AND--- [breath]---[/breath] THEY LIKE EGGS!
Ok. So, this is kinda typical isn't it? You "did your best" in an examination, but, for some reason... THEY SUCKED!! YOU GOT 9 F's! ZOMG! Why is it like that you ask yourself!?
COULD IT HAVE BEEN THAT BLOODY TIME YOU SPENT TO PLAY COMPUTER GAMES ALL DAY!??! .... Naaah!!!!! IT CAN'T BE!!! GAMES HELP YOU!! YEEEEESSSS!!!!!!!
.... PREEEEEEEECIOUSSSSSS!!!!
Well, typically, again, you'll be anxiously waiting for the mailman to come [or at least, students that suck ass in studies and happen to be in Sri KDU.] and put the results and other crap [such as junk mail, chain mail, adult sex web coupons.. ect ect..]. You'd probably be so "anxious" you'd be standing at your mail box from about... 8:30 AM to... 29:30 ZM. ... Wait, WTF IS 29:30 ZM!?!?!?!?
... Weeeell it doesn't matter! So, you wait for the mailman, as he is coming, you will feel a sudden adrenaline rush shooting throughout your body, a powerful urge; similiar to the peanuts one, except this is for mail; and you decide to ready yourself. So you prone on the floor, or even hide in the rubbish bin which is a secret lair for evil villains who eat chicken rice leftovers, MWAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Well, so yeah, the mail man arrives, he sees you, and he goes like "Eh boy/girl.. I have your results right here... You know... I... Have... Your.. Results.." And as he says that, he'll start jerking around, and get spasms. But you can't handle the pressure, you just hit him in the crotch, or in case the mailman is a woman, jab her soft subtle nipples, and leave her/him in a paralyzed state. With the technique of the Dragon's Flaming-Ass-Sucking-Tit-Licking-Penis-Slapping-Anus-Piercing-Tongue-of-Doom technique; which you will recieve if you send in 99.99 pounds per month for fifteen years to the address stated... What? I'M NOT GIVING YOU MY ADDRESS!!!!; You will jab the right spots, HUUUUIIIIYAAAAH! One here, two there, five to the left, twenty-five to the right, and he/she is down! TECHNICAL FOUL! WHAT!!??! THIS AIN'T BOXING BEEEESH!!! HIIIIIAAAAAAYAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!
... Ok, that's enough now.
So, you get the results, your parents are in the house, you see no place to dispose of the results, so you decide, the toilet bowl in your parent's room is the best but for some reason you just don't want to use your toilet or the one downstairs or throw the bloody results to the rubbish bins, so it's time... For some STEALTH!!! METAL GEAR SOLID STYLE!!!
So, first, you need your M-16's, RPG's, Tranquilizers, Night Vision Goggles, a pair of really hot military pants, a tight white shirt, some of your grandmother's face enhancing cream that never works but makes your face look black for some stupid reason, a belt with the buckle saying "I LOVE PEANUTS! YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!", and finally, a...
R
U
B
B
E
R
D
U
C
K
!
Yes. A rubber duck, IT'S FUCKING IMPORTANT THAT YOU HAVE THE FUCKING DUCK OK!!?!?
So, you begin your mission, as you enter the house, you realize something, the maids you hired, the same ones you told to wash your clothings and feed you, they stare at you as you enter, but don't be caught off guard, DON'T!!!!!!! BECAUSE THEY'RE ACTUALLY RUSSIACHINALAYAKUZALASKIAN SPIES!!!!! HOLY SHIT THAT WAS HARD TO PRONOUNCE! BUT TECHNICALLY I CAN'T PRONOUNCE IT BECAUSE I'M TYPING THIS!
Take them out with your Tranquilizers, a shot at their arms would do, though SOME SICK BASTARDS WANT TO GRAB THEIR BOOBIES, NO! YOU FUCKING FOOL!!!!! YOU MUSN'T!! Once they're out, drag their body, and roll them down a hill, though it's advisable you take some pot before you do so, so that you'd have no mercy. With only 199.95 pounds a month, you can get a big bag of pot, FOR FREE!
Once the job is done, proceed into slicing into the home security system. Though it looks like a normal pad to press numbers and activate the alarm, DON'T BE FUCKING FOOLED! BASH THE SUCKA!! BASH IT FUCKING GOOOOD!!! YEAAAAAAH DESTROY IT!!! WOOOOO!!!! At that time, you would've tripped the alarm, but fear not, prepare your rubber duck, YES! Toss the rubber duck, though it's very hard.. Yes, I know.. The squeak is sooo adorable~~ <3
... WTF!! DON'T!! JUST THROW THE MOTHER F***ER!!!! YEAAAH! BOOOOM!!!! EXPLOSION OF A RUBBER DUCK!!!
... Yeah, so you took out... Well you took nothing out, you just threw a rubber duck for nuts, so, YEAH YOU FOOO!!! YOU WASTED A TACTICAL NUKE! Ok.
The rubber duck is thrown, and exploded into oblivion, let us have a moment of silence.
......
........
...........
..............
OK THAT'S ENOUGH OF SILENCE! YOU GAY OR SOMETHING!?
Aaaanyways, it's time to take out, the trash. If you have a sibling, whether older or younger, he/she IS YOUR ENEMY!! Take some of that cream, yeah, the BLACK CREAM! The cream that yo grand mama uses to beautify herself, AND BOMBARD YOUR SIBLING WITH IT!!!! NO BUNKERS ARE NEEDED! JUST THROW THE SHIT OUT OF YOURSELF!! LITERALLY!!! IF YOU HAVE FAECES USE THEM!! YEAAAAAAAAH!!! BOOM!!! SPLAT!!! SMELLY-BOOM!
Ok. Now, finally, your parent's room. DON'T TAKE OUT YOUR PARENTS!!! IT'S EXTREMELY IMPORTANT THAT YOU DON'T! BECAUSE THAT DESTROYS THE WHOLE PURPOSE OF THROWING THE RESULTS! So, your parents are inside their room, watching TV, taking a nap, doing... ewww... OK ENOUGH OF THAT!
So your parents are engaging in activities, you must NOT be distracted from your mission, to hear the beautiful melody of your ASS SUCKING RESULTS being flushed down into your parent's toilet. No stealth is needed here, just say, "Mom, dad, I need to shit in your toilet, so... Uhh... Yeah." And your parents would be like "Why not use the one downstairs? Or your own even?" And the BEST comeback would be "Shut up." And they'd be like "ZOMG!! I'M SOOOOOO SAAAWRRRIIE!!! OKAAAAAAY!!?!?! I'M SO SAWRIE!!! T_T T_T T_T T_T!!!! PL34$3 4G1V3 MIIII!!!!11111oneoneoneonetwotwotwooneone!!!111" And you'd be like, "Mom, why are you talking like that? Saying P, L, three, four, dolar, three just to say please is scary." And they'd be like "Shut up." And you just go to the toilet anyways, so, you carefully aim with precision, use your measuring tools if needed, coordinates are usually 34,51. SO AIM WELL!! Once you've aimed it properly, and braced yourself... DROP THAT SUCKAAA!!! WOOOO!!! As it glides into the toilet bowl, you realize, IT'S GOING OFF COURSE! OMFG!! WHAT DO YOU DO!?!?!?!?!?!? Well, it's easy, first, shout "HAHAHAHA CHICKEN BUTTS RHYME WITH SHIKEN... FUTTS!!! AHAHAHAHA!" THEN!!! YOU QUICKLY WITH EXTREME SPEED AND AGILITY GRAB THE PAPER!!! YES!! GRAB THE SUCKA!! AND WITH A POWERFUL THRUST, YOU CHUCK THAT SUCKA INTO THE BOWL!!! YEAAAH!!! CHUCK IT GOOOOD!!! And finally, press the button, OF FLUSHY-NESS!! MWAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAH!!!!!!!oneoneoneone1111twotwotwotwo22222!!!!
YOU MADE IT!! CONGRATULATIONS!! OMG!! I'M SO PROUD OF YOU SOLDIER!! YOU ARE NOW AN OFFICIAL MEMBER OF THE CLOCK-BREAKING-BOTTLE-SUCKING-WEBCAM-CYBERSEXING-CLUB! YAAAY!!
..... Yay!
...... CHICKEN BUTTS RHYME WITH SHIKEN FUTTS!!
..... YEAAAAH!
.... Well, I guess.. It's time..
FOR MY POINTLESS RANTINGS!! WOOOOOOHOOOO!!!
YEEEEEEEEEHAAAAW COWBOIS!!!!
... YES THAT WAS REALLY GAY!!!
Aaaaanyways, heeeere we gooooo!!
Hmm... What shall I rant about.. I've done the peanuts thing, OH YEAH! I GOT IT!!!
Let's talk about... HOW TO LIE TO YOUR PARENTS ABOUT YOUR RESULTS WHICH REALLY SUCK AND THEY KNOW BUT THEY JUST WANT TO PRETEND AND--- [breath]---[/breath] THEY LIKE EGGS!
Ok. So, this is kinda typical isn't it? You "did your best" in an examination, but, for some reason... THEY SUCKED!! YOU GOT 9 F's! ZOMG! Why is it like that you ask yourself!?
COULD IT HAVE BEEN THAT BLOODY TIME YOU SPENT TO PLAY COMPUTER GAMES ALL DAY!??! .... Naaah!!!!! IT CAN'T BE!!! GAMES HELP YOU!! YEEEEESSSS!!!!!!!
.... PREEEEEEEECIOUSSSSSS!!!!
Well, typically, again, you'll be anxiously waiting for the mailman to come [or at least, students that suck ass in studies and happen to be in Sri KDU.] and put the results and other crap [such as junk mail, chain mail, adult sex web coupons.. ect ect..]. You'd probably be so "anxious" you'd be standing at your mail box from about... 8:30 AM to... 29:30 ZM. ... Wait, WTF IS 29:30 ZM!?!?!?!?
... Weeeell it doesn't matter! So, you wait for the mailman, as he is coming, you will feel a sudden adrenaline rush shooting throughout your body, a powerful urge; similiar to the peanuts one, except this is for mail; and you decide to ready yourself. So you prone on the floor, or even hide in the rubbish bin which is a secret lair for evil villains who eat chicken rice leftovers, MWAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Well, so yeah, the mail man arrives, he sees you, and he goes like "Eh boy/girl.. I have your results right here... You know... I... Have... Your.. Results.." And as he says that, he'll start jerking around, and get spasms. But you can't handle the pressure, you just hit him in the crotch, or in case the mailman is a woman, jab her soft subtle nipples, and leave her/him in a paralyzed state. With the technique of the Dragon's Flaming-Ass-Sucking-Tit-Licking-Penis-Slapping-Anus-Piercing-Tongue-of-Doom technique; which you will recieve if you send in 99.99 pounds per month for fifteen years to the address stated... What? I'M NOT GIVING YOU MY ADDRESS!!!!; You will jab the right spots, HUUUUIIIIYAAAAH! One here, two there, five to the left, twenty-five to the right, and he/she is down! TECHNICAL FOUL! WHAT!!??! THIS AIN'T BOXING BEEEESH!!! HIIIIIAAAAAAYAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!
... Ok, that's enough now.
So, you get the results, your parents are in the house, you see no place to dispose of the results, so you decide, the toilet bowl in your parent's room is the best but for some reason you just don't want to use your toilet or the one downstairs or throw the bloody results to the rubbish bins, so it's time... For some STEALTH!!! METAL GEAR SOLID STYLE!!!
So, first, you need your M-16's, RPG's, Tranquilizers, Night Vision Goggles, a pair of really hot military pants, a tight white shirt, some of your grandmother's face enhancing cream that never works but makes your face look black for some stupid reason, a belt with the buckle saying "I LOVE PEANUTS! YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!", and finally, a...
R
U
B
B
E
R
D
U
C
K
!
Yes. A rubber duck, IT'S FUCKING IMPORTANT THAT YOU HAVE THE FUCKING DUCK OK!!?!?
So, you begin your mission, as you enter the house, you realize something, the maids you hired, the same ones you told to wash your clothings and feed you, they stare at you as you enter, but don't be caught off guard, DON'T!!!!!!! BECAUSE THEY'RE ACTUALLY RUSSIACHINALAYAKUZALASKIAN SPIES!!!!! HOLY SHIT THAT WAS HARD TO PRONOUNCE! BUT TECHNICALLY I CAN'T PRONOUNCE IT BECAUSE I'M TYPING THIS!
Take them out with your Tranquilizers, a shot at their arms would do, though SOME SICK BASTARDS WANT TO GRAB THEIR BOOBIES, NO! YOU FUCKING FOOL!!!!! YOU MUSN'T!! Once they're out, drag their body, and roll them down a hill, though it's advisable you take some pot before you do so, so that you'd have no mercy. With only 199.95 pounds a month, you can get a big bag of pot, FOR FREE!
Once the job is done, proceed into slicing into the home security system. Though it looks like a normal pad to press numbers and activate the alarm, DON'T BE FUCKING FOOLED! BASH THE SUCKA!! BASH IT FUCKING GOOOOD!!! YEAAAAAAH DESTROY IT!!! WOOOOO!!!! At that time, you would've tripped the alarm, but fear not, prepare your rubber duck, YES! Toss the rubber duck, though it's very hard.. Yes, I know.. The squeak is sooo adorable~~ <3
... WTF!! DON'T!! JUST THROW THE MOTHER F***ER!!!! YEAAAH! BOOOOM!!!! EXPLOSION OF A RUBBER DUCK!!!
... Yeah, so you took out... Well you took nothing out, you just threw a rubber duck for nuts, so, YEAH YOU FOOO!!! YOU WASTED A TACTICAL NUKE! Ok.
The rubber duck is thrown, and exploded into oblivion, let us have a moment of silence.
......
........
...........
..............
OK THAT'S ENOUGH OF SILENCE! YOU GAY OR SOMETHING!?
Aaaanyways, it's time to take out, the trash. If you have a sibling, whether older or younger, he/she IS YOUR ENEMY!! Take some of that cream, yeah, the BLACK CREAM! The cream that yo grand mama uses to beautify herself, AND BOMBARD YOUR SIBLING WITH IT!!!! NO BUNKERS ARE NEEDED! JUST THROW THE SHIT OUT OF YOURSELF!! LITERALLY!!! IF YOU HAVE FAECES USE THEM!! YEAAAAAAAAH!!! BOOM!!! SPLAT!!! SMELLY-BOOM!
Ok. Now, finally, your parent's room. DON'T TAKE OUT YOUR PARENTS!!! IT'S EXTREMELY IMPORTANT THAT YOU DON'T! BECAUSE THAT DESTROYS THE WHOLE PURPOSE OF THROWING THE RESULTS! So, your parents are inside their room, watching TV, taking a nap, doing... ewww... OK ENOUGH OF THAT!
So your parents are engaging in activities, you must NOT be distracted from your mission, to hear the beautiful melody of your ASS SUCKING RESULTS being flushed down into your parent's toilet. No stealth is needed here, just say, "Mom, dad, I need to shit in your toilet, so... Uhh... Yeah." And your parents would be like "Why not use the one downstairs? Or your own even?" And the BEST comeback would be "Shut up." And they'd be like "ZOMG!! I'M SOOOOOO SAAAWRRRIIE!!! OKAAAAAAY!!?!?! I'M SO SAWRIE!!! T_T T_T T_T T_T!!!! PL34$3 4G1V3 MIIII!!!!11111oneoneoneonetwotwotwooneone!!!111" And you'd be like, "Mom, why are you talking like that? Saying P, L, three, four, dolar, three just to say please is scary." And they'd be like "Shut up." And you just go to the toilet anyways, so, you carefully aim with precision, use your measuring tools if needed, coordinates are usually 34,51. SO AIM WELL!! Once you've aimed it properly, and braced yourself... DROP THAT SUCKAAA!!! WOOOO!!! As it glides into the toilet bowl, you realize, IT'S GOING OFF COURSE! OMFG!! WHAT DO YOU DO!?!?!?!?!?!? Well, it's easy, first, shout "HAHAHAHA CHICKEN BUTTS RHYME WITH SHIKEN... FUTTS!!! AHAHAHAHA!" THEN!!! YOU QUICKLY WITH EXTREME SPEED AND AGILITY GRAB THE PAPER!!! YES!! GRAB THE SUCKA!! AND WITH A POWERFUL THRUST, YOU CHUCK THAT SUCKA INTO THE BOWL!!! YEAAAH!!! CHUCK IT GOOOOD!!! And finally, press the button, OF FLUSHY-NESS!! MWAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAH!!!!!!!oneoneoneone1111twotwotwotwo22222!!!!
YOU MADE IT!! CONGRATULATIONS!! OMG!! I'M SO PROUD OF YOU SOLDIER!! YOU ARE NOW AN OFFICIAL MEMBER OF THE CLOCK-BREAKING-BOTTLE-SUCKING-WEBCAM-CYBERSEXING-CLUB! YAAAY!!
..... Yay!
...... CHICKEN BUTTS RHYME WITH SHIKEN FUTTS!!
..... YEAAAAH!
Tuesday, October 03, 2006
LOL! Yeah, check THESE out.
| You Are An ENTJ |
The Executive You are a natural leader - with confidence and strength that inspires others. Driven to succeed, you are always looking for ways to gain, power, knowledge, and expertise. Sometimes you aren't the most considerate person, especially to those who are a bit slow. You are not easily intimidated - and you have a commanding, awe-inspiring presence. You would make a great CEO, entrepreneur, or consultant. |
| You Are Lightning |
 Beautiful yet dangerous People will stop and watch you when you appear Even though you're capable of random violence You are best known for: your power Your dominant state: performing |
What Type of Weather Are You?
| Your EQ is 140 |
 50 or less: Thanks for answering honestly. Now get yourself a shrink, quick! 51-70: When it comes to understanding human emotions, you'd have better luck understanding Chinese. 71-90: You've got more emotional intelligence than the average frat boy. Barely. 91-110: You're average. It's easy to predict how you'll react to things. But anyone could have guessed that. 111-130: You usually have it going on emotionally, but roadblocks tend to land you on your butt. 131-150: You are remarkable when it comes to relating with others. Only the biggest losers get under your skin. 150+: Two possibilities - you've either out "Dr. Phil-ed" Dr. Phil... or you're a dirty liar. |
| You Are 84% Gentleman |
 No doubt about it, you are a total gentleman. You please the pickiest ladies, and you make everyone in a room feel comfortable. |
| You Are 90% Psychic |
 You are so very psychic. But you already predicted that, didn't you? You have "the gift" - and you use it daily to connect with others. You're very tapped into the world around you... Just make sure to use your powers for good! |
| Your Luck Quotient: 76% |
 You have a high luck quotient. More often than not, you've felt very lucky in your life. You may be randomly lucky, but it's probably more than that. Optimistic and open minded, you take advantage of all the luck that comes your way. |
| Your Element Is Fire |
 Your passion and emotion are as obvious as the brightest flame. You make sparks fly, and your passion always has the potential to burst out. You are exciting and creative - and completely unpredictable. You sometimes exercise control, and sometimes you let yourself go. Friends describe you as sensitive, spirited, and compulsive. Bright and blazing with intensity, you seem mysterious and moody to many. |
Ok, that's the last one. Bored of it. xD
WOOH!!! I ROCK!! XDXDXD
Sunday, October 01, 2006
TAGGED! D:
Thanks Adrian.. --;
... xP
Name one song you hate to admit you like.
Jack Sparrow - Pirates of the Carribean. xD
Name two songs that always make you cry.
I have no songs that make me cry o_O;
Name three songs that turns you on.
Uhh... I've no idea honestly.
Name four songs that always make you feel good.
Sexy Back - Justin Timberlake
I'm still here - John Reznik
Move your feet - Junior Senior
Surfin Bird - Ramones
Name five songs you couldn't ever do without
I'm still here - John Reznik
Prince Ali - Aladdin
TNT - ACDC
Just Lose It - Eminem
Welcome to the Jungle - Guns N' Roses
And... I tag... No one. Lazy.. xD
... xP
Name one song you hate to admit you like.
Jack Sparrow - Pirates of the Carribean. xD
Name two songs that always make you cry.
I have no songs that make me cry o_O;
Name three songs that turns you on.
Uhh... I've no idea honestly.
Name four songs that always make you feel good.
Sexy Back - Justin Timberlake
I'm still here - John Reznik
Move your feet - Junior Senior
Surfin Bird - Ramones
Name five songs you couldn't ever do without
I'm still here - John Reznik
Prince Ali - Aladdin
TNT - ACDC
Just Lose It - Eminem
Welcome to the Jungle - Guns N' Roses
And... I tag... No one. Lazy.. xD
Wednesday, September 20, 2006
Once again, hello!
Hello everyone!
Usually, i'd be ranting! And just a day ago, I say that i'd "rant about meaningless things!".
Well, actually, I still do both, they're the same, except, one has less meaning.
.... D:
... xD
Ok. Aaaanyways.. Today, I will be talking about..
THE QUOTE AT THE END OF THE DAY ON BLOGS!
You know.. I should get one of em'. But it's too much thinking.. I mean, Adrian uses -poof-, some people use later, or see ya, or -spoof- [INSIDE JOKE! HAHAHAHAHA!], and later mortals, blah blah blah. But I, I don't have anything! Sonovagun! I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING!!
There are benefits to this quote thing. I mean, it's BLOODY COOL!
IT GIVES YOU AN EXIT!! A FUCKING GOOD EXIT!! HELL YEAAAAAAAH!!!! I mean, let's say, I were to use, -Jack casts a spell and an interdimensional portal from the blog world opens, he slowly creeps onto the portal, knowing what is inside, he braces himself, and finally, enters. He's gone..- THAT'D BE LIKE!! WOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAH!!! YEAH! HELLL YEAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
And... Aaaanyways... You know, and it gives you that "omfgwtfbbq dis guy is so col~! i wuna bang his balls until dey pop! i wis i was ner dis guy so i cn fck him evryday!!! so hoottttt!!!!" personality. HEEEEEELLL YEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! DON'T YOU WANT THAT!? I KNOW I DO!!! HEEELLLL YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! Maybe I should get me one of them.. Maybe they sell them at E-bay.. Or... SOME FUCKED UP PLACE THAT SELLS STUFF!! WOOOOH!!
HEEEEEEEELL YEAAAAAAAAH!!!!
.... HEEEEEEEEELL YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kjklsdfjs
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kdfjs
dkfjskdfjskdlfjsldfkjsldfkjsdfljdf
-Jackson has temporarily gone insane, and is away for now-
-Thirteen minutes later-
I'm back, sorry guys, went insane for a while back there.. Aaaanyways... I've gotta go! MY TIME IS RUN OUT!! NOO!!! THE PEOPLE ARE COMING!! NOO!!! NOT THE JACKEET!!! AAANYTHING BUT THE JACKET!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
-Takes deep breath- OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
... xD
Ok.. I think that's enough excitement for all of ye! See ya!
Usually, i'd be ranting! And just a day ago, I say that i'd "rant about meaningless things!".
Well, actually, I still do both, they're the same, except, one has less meaning.
.... D:
... xD
Ok. Aaaanyways.. Today, I will be talking about..
THE QUOTE AT THE END OF THE DAY ON BLOGS!
You know.. I should get one of em'. But it's too much thinking.. I mean, Adrian uses -poof-, some people use later, or see ya, or -spoof- [INSIDE JOKE! HAHAHAHAHA!], and later mortals, blah blah blah. But I, I don't have anything! Sonovagun! I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING!!
There are benefits to this quote thing. I mean, it's BLOODY COOL!
IT GIVES YOU AN EXIT!! A FUCKING GOOD EXIT!! HELL YEAAAAAAAH!!!! I mean, let's say, I were to use, -Jack casts a spell and an interdimensional portal from the blog world opens, he slowly creeps onto the portal, knowing what is inside, he braces himself, and finally, enters. He's gone..- THAT'D BE LIKE!! WOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAH!!! YEAH! HELLL YEAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
And... Aaaanyways... You know, and it gives you that "omfgwtfbbq dis guy is so col~! i wuna bang his balls until dey pop! i wis i was ner dis guy so i cn fck him evryday!!! so hoottttt!!!!" personality. HEEEEEELLL YEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! DON'T YOU WANT THAT!? I KNOW I DO!!! HEEELLLL YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! Maybe I should get me one of them.. Maybe they sell them at E-bay.. Or... SOME FUCKED UP PLACE THAT SELLS STUFF!! WOOOOH!!
HEEEEEEEELL YEAAAAAAAAH!!!!
.... HEEEEEEEEELL YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kjklsdfjs
dfjs
kdfjs
dkfjskdfjskdlfjsldfkjsldfkjsdfljdf
-Jackson has temporarily gone insane, and is away for now-
-Thirteen minutes later-
I'm back, sorry guys, went insane for a while back there.. Aaaanyways... I've gotta go! MY TIME IS RUN OUT!! NOO!!! THE PEOPLE ARE COMING!! NOO!!! NOT THE JACKEET!!! AAANYTHING BUT THE JACKET!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
-Takes deep breath- OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
... xD
Ok.. I think that's enough excitement for all of ye! See ya!
Tuesday, September 19, 2006
Well, I've decided...
I've had enough of meaningful posts.. I'm gonna make posts that are interesting. Y'know.. Those stuff.. with the stuff, and the typing... And the writing.. Awww you know what I mean.
Anyways. Today, let's talk about something unmeaningful!
Hmmm....
Let's see..
I'll talk about.. Airline PEANUTS!
You know.. Peanuts.. From airlines, yeah. Those peanuts ROCK! But, IF you put them into the refrigerator for about a day, it'll taste EVEN BETTER!! HONESTLY!!! It brings the TRUE FLAVOUR OF THE PEANUT!! You know. Not like those ordinary Cap Batu mother fucking peanuts, no man. We're talking about COLD CHILLED AIRLINE PEANUTS!! THOSE ARE GOOD SHIT!!!!
Okok.. Here are some steps in order to make your peanut delight a great lust soother.
Step 1
Note: THE MOST IMPORTANT TASK!!! YOU NEED TO DO THIS TO START ON THE PEANUT LUST SMOOTHA! Ask for peanuts from airline people. [YES! Even though it is a difficult task.. Yeah, i've been there. It's like.. Shit.. I fucking need my nuts.. But.. I'm so afraid to ask.. BUT I NEED NUTS!!!! I NEED NUTS!!! AAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!! MY NUUUUUTS!!!!! Then my parents would be like all.. " 'Scuse me, can I have some peanuts? My son is driving me crazy and if I don't give him any nuts, I will kill him because he is noisy and I love eggs. "] [NOTE! : If you fly with airlines that don't give free peanuts, FUCK THEM!!! AAARGH!!!]
So I get the nuts, HOORAY! XD Save it. Honestly. Keep it in your bag. Yes, I KNOW THE NUTS ARE TEMPTING BUT SHOVE THEM IN YOUR FUCKING BAG ALREADY!
Step 2
Ok class, good job! You made it to step two! Resist the urge, because, obviously, the first pickings of the ripe sealed airline peanuts are on your first trip OUT. So you HAVE to control yourself. First, breath in, then breath out. Slowly reach to your bag, unzip it's zip, slowly once again, breath in, breath out, and grab the packets of peanuts. [ALERT ALERT : IF YOU HAVE THE URGE TO OPEN IT, DON'T! HIT YOURSELF ON THE HEAD AT LEAST 3 TIMES ON THE EATING TRAY BEFORE TRYING AGAIN!] Once you've gripped on the pack of nuts, gently, lift them to your bag, but you must QUICKLY zip your bag up again to temporarily close the urge in eating nuts. CONGRATULATIONS! YOU'VE MADE IT THROUGH!
Step 3
You know you're successful when you realized that you forgotten your peanuts UNTIL the end of your trip, and you start on your journey home. Your return flight. Your return flight, will be the MOST tense situation. You will have sweaty palms, legs, PITS, GROINS and even.. EYELASHES!! Yes. First, use anti-persperant[However you spell that] on yourself to kill the STENCH of PEANUT LUST! Then gently, repeat Step 1. If successful, repeat step 2. If you're successful once again, YOU'RE ALMOST THERE!! ALMOST HOME!!!! JUST RESIST A LITTLE MORE TEMPTATION!!!!
The Final Step
As you head home, your heart will race, your peanuts are inside your bag, happily waiting TO BE DEVOURED! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
... Anyways. As you're in the car, go to sleep, there's nothing you can do now. Your bag is in the boot, you will feel a depression, BUT NO! You MUSN'T LOSE TO THAT FEELING! THAT.. EMOTION! YOU MUST FIGHT IT! Go to sleep, before you jump out of the car. Yes..
After you reached home, QUICKLY OPEN THE BOOT! Yes, the boot and GET YOUR BAG!
With your PEANUTS!!! Quickly remove the packed peanuts AND STUFF THEM ALL IN THE REFRIGERATOR! DO IT! YES! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Once you're done so, allow it to chill over for a day, and.. HWAAAAAAAALAAAAA!!! YOU HAVE YOUR OWN COLD CHILLED AIRLINE PEANUTS! FEAST! YOU FOOLS! AHAHAHAHA! FEEAAAST!! REND!! TEAR!!!! KILL!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
... Well, hope you now understand the pain of a man who has to do this all of the time. Poor [enternameherebeforejacksonleegoesinsaneandbangshisgirlfriend].
... xD Anyways... See ya!
Anyways. Today, let's talk about something unmeaningful!
Hmmm....
Let's see..
I'll talk about.. Airline PEANUTS!
You know.. Peanuts.. From airlines, yeah. Those peanuts ROCK! But, IF you put them into the refrigerator for about a day, it'll taste EVEN BETTER!! HONESTLY!!! It brings the TRUE FLAVOUR OF THE PEANUT!! You know. Not like those ordinary Cap Batu mother fucking peanuts, no man. We're talking about COLD CHILLED AIRLINE PEANUTS!! THOSE ARE GOOD SHIT!!!!
Okok.. Here are some steps in order to make your peanut delight a great lust soother.
Step 1
Note: THE MOST IMPORTANT TASK!!! YOU NEED TO DO THIS TO START ON THE PEANUT LUST SMOOTHA! Ask for peanuts from airline people. [YES! Even though it is a difficult task.. Yeah, i've been there. It's like.. Shit.. I fucking need my nuts.. But.. I'm so afraid to ask.. BUT I NEED NUTS!!!! I NEED NUTS!!! AAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!! MY NUUUUUTS!!!!! Then my parents would be like all.. " 'Scuse me, can I have some peanuts? My son is driving me crazy and if I don't give him any nuts, I will kill him because he is noisy and I love eggs. "] [NOTE! : If you fly with airlines that don't give free peanuts, FUCK THEM!!! AAARGH!!!]
So I get the nuts, HOORAY! XD Save it. Honestly. Keep it in your bag. Yes, I KNOW THE NUTS ARE TEMPTING BUT SHOVE THEM IN YOUR FUCKING BAG ALREADY!
Step 2
Ok class, good job! You made it to step two! Resist the urge, because, obviously, the first pickings of the ripe sealed airline peanuts are on your first trip OUT. So you HAVE to control yourself. First, breath in, then breath out. Slowly reach to your bag, unzip it's zip, slowly once again, breath in, breath out, and grab the packets of peanuts. [ALERT ALERT : IF YOU HAVE THE URGE TO OPEN IT, DON'T! HIT YOURSELF ON THE HEAD AT LEAST 3 TIMES ON THE EATING TRAY BEFORE TRYING AGAIN!] Once you've gripped on the pack of nuts, gently, lift them to your bag, but you must QUICKLY zip your bag up again to temporarily close the urge in eating nuts. CONGRATULATIONS! YOU'VE MADE IT THROUGH!
Step 3
You know you're successful when you realized that you forgotten your peanuts UNTIL the end of your trip, and you start on your journey home. Your return flight. Your return flight, will be the MOST tense situation. You will have sweaty palms, legs, PITS, GROINS and even.. EYELASHES!! Yes. First, use anti-persperant[However you spell that] on yourself to kill the STENCH of PEANUT LUST! Then gently, repeat Step 1. If successful, repeat step 2. If you're successful once again, YOU'RE ALMOST THERE!! ALMOST HOME!!!! JUST RESIST A LITTLE MORE TEMPTATION!!!!
The Final Step
As you head home, your heart will race, your peanuts are inside your bag, happily waiting TO BE DEVOURED! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
... Anyways. As you're in the car, go to sleep, there's nothing you can do now. Your bag is in the boot, you will feel a depression, BUT NO! You MUSN'T LOSE TO THAT FEELING! THAT.. EMOTION! YOU MUST FIGHT IT! Go to sleep, before you jump out of the car. Yes..
After you reached home, QUICKLY OPEN THE BOOT! Yes, the boot and GET YOUR BAG!
With your PEANUTS!!! Quickly remove the packed peanuts AND STUFF THEM ALL IN THE REFRIGERATOR! DO IT! YES! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Once you're done so, allow it to chill over for a day, and.. HWAAAAAAAALAAAAA!!! YOU HAVE YOUR OWN COLD CHILLED AIRLINE PEANUTS! FEAST! YOU FOOLS! AHAHAHAHA! FEEAAAST!! REND!! TEAR!!!! KILL!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
... Well, hope you now understand the pain of a man who has to do this all of the time. Poor [enternameherebeforejacksonleegoesinsaneandbangshisgirlfriend].
... xD Anyways... See ya!
Wednesday, September 13, 2006
Oh my FACKING GAWD!
I've nothing to do. So, might as well, UHH BABY! GIMME SOME LOOOVE!
LAYER ONE:
Spell your name with bands/artists.
J - Josie and the Pussycats! [LOL!!]
A - ACDC!
C - Counting Crows~
K - Korn!
S - Scorpions~
O - Offsprings!
N - Nickleback.
LAYER TWO:
-- Name - [Jackson Lee]
-- Birthdate - 4th September 1990
-- Nickname - [Jack-ChAi]
-- Current location - Home, alone.. Heheh..
-- Eye colour - Brownish black.
-- Hair colour - VERY VERY VERY VERY DARK BROWN.
-- Righty or lefty - Left, that's where the people pwn.
-- Zodiac sign - Virgo. D:
LAYER THREE:
-- Shoes you wore today - Rockport shoes..
-- Your weakness - Girls clad in cute panties.. ... I spoke too much..
-- Your fears - Little holes on areas.. FUCK!! AAAH!!!
-- Your perfect pizza - ... I'd have to go with Chicken Ham with beef pepperoni pizza with extra cheese. Pwned joo.
-- Goal you'd like to achieve - To have sex with a beautiful woman. [DON'T ASK ME WHO! I'M ALREADY LUCKY ENOUGH! STFU NOOOOOBZZZZ]
LAYER FOUR:
-- Your best physical feature - Peni-- I mean, legs. ;]
-- Your bedtime - Random, really, REALLY random.
-- Most missed memory - The very first time I felt an orgasm..
LAYER FIVE:
-- Pepsi or coke - Pepsi.
-- Mcdonalds or Burger King - Burger King.
-- Nike or Adidas - Nike.
-- Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea - Nestea.
-- Chocolate or Vanilla - Vanilla.
-- Cappucino or coffee - Coffee, good ol' concentrated mother fucking shit. :]
LAYER SIX:
-- Smoke - FUCK SMOKERS!!
-- Curse - 1 second ago, well, to conclusion,a LOT!
-- Sing - Reasonable I guess, yeah. ;D
-- Take a shower everyday - 3 times a day, if I feel like it, 4 times a day, if I feel like it, none a day. xD
-- Have a crush - Nah, not now, as long as i'm with you, I'll never crush. Though it's so DAMN HARD!
-- Do you think you've been in love - I've no idea, if what I'm experiencing now is love, then yes, if what claimed isn't, then no.
-- Want to go college - Obviously, OBVIOUSLY!!!
-- Like high school - Making through, barely.
-- Want to get married - No idea, but I guess I should.
-- Believe in yourself - Sometimes, but I turn out bad anyways. Sometimes, at least. ;]
-- Get motion sickness - I ride on roller coasters, and I don't feel nuts. You think i'd get motion sickness?
-- Think you're a health freak - Well, sort of. Now all I need to do are burn me fats. MY FUCKING SPARE TIRES!! AAAAGH!!
-- Get along with your parents - Ok I guess.
-- Play an instrument - Hell yeah. The SItar. It's an instrument used by Demix, woot! HELL YEAH! GO SITAR!
LAYER SEVEN:
In the past month...
-- Drank alcohol - Yeah. xD
-- Done a drug - FUCK HELL NO TO FUCKING DRUGS! Ok. :]
-- Gone to the mall - Yeah. :]
-- Eaten an entire box of Oreos - Oreos are like drugs, so no. xD
-- Eaten Sushi - Yeah~! HELL YEAH!
-- Been on stage - Yes.. Sorta. o_o;
-- Been dumped - Nope~ =] Still goin' strong~
-- Gone skating - Uhh... Yeah I guess.. xD
-- Made homemade cookies - Ate them, yes, not make.
-- Gone Skinny Dipping - That's so gay. xP No.
-- Dyed your hair - Nope. Sadly.
-- Stolen anything -Hell yeah. MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
LAYER EIGHT:
Ever...
-- Played a game that required removal of clothing - Yes. Deadly.
-- Been trashed or extremely intoxicated - Yeah. D: Felt like shit.
-- Been called a tease - ... I don't know... Maybe... Maybe not.. xD
-- Been beaten up - Luckily, no.
LAYER NINE:
-- Age you hope to be married - About.. 25-29?
-- Numbers and Names of Children - 2-3, No idea.
-- Describe your Dream Wedding - .. I don't know~ Ask me personally? xD
-- Where you want to go to college - Japan!
-- What place would you most like to visit - Japan, PORN!!!
LAYER TEN:
In the opposite sex..
-- Best eye color - Gold.
-- Best hair color - Black? O_o;
-- Short hair or long hair - Long.
-- Height - Shorter than me. xD
-- Best weight - No idea.. o_o; Uhh.. As long as she doesn't crush me literarily?
-- Best articles of clothing - Hahahaha... I'll have to go check myself..
LAYER ELEVEN:
-- Number of people I could trust with my life - Hahaha, I've no idea actually. Everyone is constantly backstabbing each other. Not yet, at least. Don't feel bad.. :]
-- Number of CDs that I own - .... Uhh... 26? xD I don't know..
-- Number of piercings - PENIS! I mean.. None, for the moment. xD
-- Number of tattoos - None, bad tattoos!
-- Number of cars your family owns - 3.. D: It's annoying. xD
LAYER ONE:
Spell your name with bands/artists.
J - Josie and the Pussycats! [LOL!!]
A - ACDC!
C - Counting Crows~
K - Korn!
S - Scorpions~
O - Offsprings!
N - Nickleback.
LAYER TWO:
-- Name - [Jackson Lee]
-- Birthdate - 4th September 1990
-- Nickname - [Jack-ChAi]
-- Current location - Home, alone.. Heheh..
-- Eye colour - Brownish black.
-- Hair colour - VERY VERY VERY VERY DARK BROWN.
-- Righty or lefty - Left, that's where the people pwn.
-- Zodiac sign - Virgo. D:
LAYER THREE:
-- Shoes you wore today - Rockport shoes..
-- Your weakness - Girls clad in cute panties.. ... I spoke too much..
-- Your fears - Little holes on areas.. FUCK!! AAAH!!!
-- Your perfect pizza - ... I'd have to go with Chicken Ham with beef pepperoni pizza with extra cheese. Pwned joo.
-- Goal you'd like to achieve - To have sex with a beautiful woman. [DON'T ASK ME WHO! I'M ALREADY LUCKY ENOUGH! STFU NOOOOOBZZZZ]
LAYER FOUR:
-- Your best physical feature - Peni-- I mean, legs. ;]
-- Your bedtime - Random, really, REALLY random.
-- Most missed memory - The very first time I felt an orgasm..
LAYER FIVE:
-- Pepsi or coke - Pepsi.
-- Mcdonalds or Burger King - Burger King.
-- Nike or Adidas - Nike.
-- Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea - Nestea.
-- Chocolate or Vanilla - Vanilla.
-- Cappucino or coffee - Coffee, good ol' concentrated mother fucking shit. :]
LAYER SIX:
-- Smoke - FUCK SMOKERS!!
-- Curse - 1 second ago, well, to conclusion,a LOT!
-- Sing - Reasonable I guess, yeah. ;D
-- Take a shower everyday - 3 times a day, if I feel like it, 4 times a day, if I feel like it, none a day. xD
-- Have a crush - Nah, not now, as long as i'm with you, I'll never crush. Though it's so DAMN HARD!
-- Do you think you've been in love - I've no idea, if what I'm experiencing now is love, then yes, if what claimed isn't, then no.
-- Want to go college - Obviously, OBVIOUSLY!!!
-- Like high school - Making through, barely.
-- Want to get married - No idea, but I guess I should.
-- Believe in yourself - Sometimes, but I turn out bad anyways. Sometimes, at least. ;]
-- Get motion sickness - I ride on roller coasters, and I don't feel nuts. You think i'd get motion sickness?
-- Think you're a health freak - Well, sort of. Now all I need to do are burn me fats. MY FUCKING SPARE TIRES!! AAAAGH!!
-- Get along with your parents - Ok I guess.
-- Play an instrument - Hell yeah. The SItar. It's an instrument used by Demix, woot! HELL YEAH! GO SITAR!
LAYER SEVEN:
In the past month...
-- Drank alcohol - Yeah. xD
-- Done a drug - FUCK HELL NO TO FUCKING DRUGS! Ok. :]
-- Gone to the mall - Yeah. :]
-- Eaten an entire box of Oreos - Oreos are like drugs, so no. xD
-- Eaten Sushi - Yeah~! HELL YEAH!
-- Been on stage - Yes.. Sorta. o_o;
-- Been dumped - Nope~ =] Still goin' strong~
-- Gone skating - Uhh... Yeah I guess.. xD
-- Made homemade cookies - Ate them, yes, not make.
-- Gone Skinny Dipping - That's so gay. xP No.
-- Dyed your hair - Nope. Sadly.
-- Stolen anything -Hell yeah. MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
LAYER EIGHT:
Ever...
-- Played a game that required removal of clothing - Yes. Deadly.
-- Been trashed or extremely intoxicated - Yeah. D: Felt like shit.
-- Been called a tease - ... I don't know... Maybe... Maybe not.. xD
-- Been beaten up - Luckily, no.
LAYER NINE:
-- Age you hope to be married - About.. 25-29?
-- Numbers and Names of Children - 2-3, No idea.
-- Describe your Dream Wedding - .. I don't know~ Ask me personally? xD
-- Where you want to go to college - Japan!
-- What place would you most like to visit - Japan, PORN!!!
LAYER TEN:
In the opposite sex..
-- Best eye color - Gold.
-- Best hair color - Black? O_o;
-- Short hair or long hair - Long.
-- Height - Shorter than me. xD
-- Best weight - No idea.. o_o; Uhh.. As long as she doesn't crush me literarily?
-- Best articles of clothing - Hahahaha... I'll have to go check myself..
LAYER ELEVEN:
-- Number of people I could trust with my life - Hahaha, I've no idea actually. Everyone is constantly backstabbing each other. Not yet, at least. Don't feel bad.. :]
-- Number of CDs that I own - .... Uhh... 26? xD I don't know..
-- Number of piercings - PENIS! I mean.. None, for the moment. xD
-- Number of tattoos - None, bad tattoos!
-- Number of cars your family owns - 3.. D: It's annoying. xD
Tuesday, September 12, 2006
The day, the secret.
Hello everyone!
For some reason, I just feel like writing a poem, well actually the reason is because..
I'M A WANNABE!!! T_T EVERYONE HAS THEIR OWN POEM BUT I! Thus, I shall scripteth one down now!
Here goes... xD
Mwahahaha.. Ahahaha.. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
For some reason, I just feel like writing a poem, well actually the reason is because..
I'M A WANNABE!!! T_T EVERYONE HAS THEIR OWN POEM BUT I! Thus, I shall scripteth one down now!
Here goes... xD
On this day, I've heard a tale!
An interesting fact with great detail!
What a secret I have heard,
So much I can do to that turd.
Amazing now, thank you friend,
This excitement I feel will never ceases to end!
Constantly building thoughts in my mind,
There's so much more detail I can find!
Oh yes, there will be people hurt,
But yet, who cares! The person's a turd!
You may wonder who do I speak,
I'll let you have on a little peek!
The person's name contains six letters,
This person's mind is as light as feathers.
For now, I will keep this secret to me,
But soon, I will, use, it, against, thee.
An interesting fact with great detail!
What a secret I have heard,
So much I can do to that turd.
Amazing now, thank you friend,
This excitement I feel will never ceases to end!
Constantly building thoughts in my mind,
There's so much more detail I can find!
Oh yes, there will be people hurt,
But yet, who cares! The person's a turd!
You may wonder who do I speak,
I'll let you have on a little peek!
The person's name contains six letters,
This person's mind is as light as feathers.
For now, I will keep this secret to me,
But soon, I will, use, it, against, thee.
Mwahahaha.. Ahahaha.. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
Sunday, September 10, 2006
Edit! READ ME OR I WILL EAT JOO!
I've decided to Edit my post, to make it more interesting! Since it WAS my birthday after all, and i've got the time now. xD LET'S GOOO!
Hey there everyone! Saturday, I CELEBRATED MY BIRTHDAY!
Huzzah! XD
It was great..! XD
A day before that, we [mom, me, sis] went to buy random prizes, body mist, chocolate, cat food, ROCKS! ect ect. xD These items were for the prizes to whoever played the games at my party. Well, even though only 50% showed up, I'm happy enough.
Danced like an idiot in my party, embarrassed myself in pool, well, nothing much other than that. xP I really really need to start practicing more pool, i've been sucking lately... Aaaanyways...
The party was from 1 PM - 6 PM. Syafiq ought to be punctual. xP He came 5 minutes before the party ended. Jasmine looked gorgeous. :] So hot.... =D Mmmm.. Forbidden donut..
Aaaanyways.. I cut the cake at 5:30PM, well, there were two, everyone wanted me to smash the extra one on my face, but thank god for crowd controller, me, "stopped" them.. Well, almost got birthday bashed, again. Three in a row. Wooh! I am the best bash evader ever! xD
What else was there... Hmmm.. Before the party ended, had a little...Fun.. ;] At least, 30 minutes? 20 minutes? No idea, everything was too extreme.. xD Saw Omar and Amirah, going to the toilet, together.. xD Ooooohhh....
Well, that's the end of my edit, I guess! XD I would like to thank my godmom and Suet Sim's cousin, Siew Suet Fun, for organising this party for me, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH FUN FUN MUMMY! [xD It's a good nickname.] You did a great job! :] If you're for some reason reading this, keep the blog to yourself.. Shhh.. xD
Well, that's all for this edit, once again! See ya! xD
Hey there everyone! Saturday, I CELEBRATED MY BIRTHDAY!
Huzzah! XD
It was great..! XD
A day before that, we [mom, me, sis] went to buy random prizes, body mist, chocolate, cat food, ROCKS! ect ect. xD These items were for the prizes to whoever played the games at my party. Well, even though only 50% showed up, I'm happy enough.
Danced like an idiot in my party, embarrassed myself in pool, well, nothing much other than that. xP I really really need to start practicing more pool, i've been sucking lately... Aaaanyways...
The party was from 1 PM - 6 PM. Syafiq ought to be punctual. xP He came 5 minutes before the party ended. Jasmine looked gorgeous. :] So hot.... =D Mmmm.. Forbidden donut..
Aaaanyways.. I cut the cake at 5:30PM, well, there were two, everyone wanted me to smash the extra one on my face, but thank god for crowd controller, me, "stopped" them.. Well, almost got birthday bashed, again. Three in a row. Wooh! I am the best bash evader ever! xD
What else was there... Hmmm.. Before the party ended, had a little...Fun.. ;] At least, 30 minutes? 20 minutes? No idea, everything was too extreme.. xD Saw Omar and Amirah, going to the toilet, together.. xD Ooooohhh....
Well, that's the end of my edit, I guess! XD I would like to thank my godmom and Suet Sim's cousin, Siew Suet Fun, for organising this party for me, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH FUN FUN MUMMY! [xD It's a good nickname.] You did a great job! :] If you're for some reason reading this, keep the blog to yourself.. Shhh.. xD
Well, that's all for this edit, once again! See ya! xD
Friday, September 08, 2006
Hmm..
Heh. Allo' everyone! Welcome once again to my blog.
I wonder, will there be an improvement if I actually become mature.. I wonder how does it feel to be mature, will it feel emo? Will it feel saddening, losing all of what you wanted to keep, your constant happiness? Will you feel angry constantly? Will you lose your patience?
I guess i'll never feel such a thing. My constant happiness and cheeriness acts as an anti-maturity shield. Though I may be "speaking" at this "tone" for now, it will soon go away. Hahaha.
It's already gone I guess. Anyways, enough of that rant.
Oh wow! It's already two months with Jasmine, time flies, honestly. xD Hmm... I wonder how long would we last.. :] Love you baby~ :]
Well, not much happened, oh wait. Something happened.
... We,
... Secondary four Dickens,
... Finally lost...
... A SOCCER MATCH!!!!
Sonovaguns. For some reason, I couldn't play well. I couldn't even catch a high ball properly. Something must be wrong with me. No, Jasmine, it's not your fault. I'm out of practice.. Must.. Train.. TRAIN! My dad is entertaining guests, all of them are drunk. Downstairs, so noisy. Drunkards, they're horrible at the karaoke. Honestly, I want to slap all of them. xD
Aaaaaaanyways, that's all I've gotta say for now! See ya fellow readers!
I wonder, will there be an improvement if I actually become mature.. I wonder how does it feel to be mature, will it feel emo? Will it feel saddening, losing all of what you wanted to keep, your constant happiness? Will you feel angry constantly? Will you lose your patience?
I guess i'll never feel such a thing. My constant happiness and cheeriness acts as an anti-maturity shield. Though I may be "speaking" at this "tone" for now, it will soon go away. Hahaha.
It's already gone I guess. Anyways, enough of that rant.
Oh wow! It's already two months with Jasmine, time flies, honestly. xD Hmm... I wonder how long would we last.. :] Love you baby~ :]
Well, not much happened, oh wait. Something happened.
... We,
... Secondary four Dickens,
... Finally lost...
... A SOCCER MATCH!!!!
Sonovaguns. For some reason, I couldn't play well. I couldn't even catch a high ball properly. Something must be wrong with me. No, Jasmine, it's not your fault. I'm out of practice.. Must.. Train.. TRAIN! My dad is entertaining guests, all of them are drunk. Downstairs, so noisy. Drunkards, they're horrible at the karaoke. Honestly, I want to slap all of them. xD
Aaaaaaanyways, that's all I've gotta say for now! See ya fellow readers!
Wednesday, September 06, 2006
Hmm.. Lazy to blog.. Do stuff la! xD
Oh, cool. Let's see now.. xD
1.) Put your music player on shuffle
2.) Press forward for each question.
3.) Use the song title as the answer to thequestion.
4.) NO CHEATING!!!
Alright, let's go.
1.) How am I feeling today?
Cure - Metallica
2.) Where will I get married?
Top of the World - The All-American Rejects
3.) What is my best friend's theme song?
Love is only a Feeling - The Darkness
4.) What is/was highschool like?
Smells like Teen Spirit - Nirvana [LOL! Cool.]
5.) What is the best thing about me?
Gotta keep em' seperated - The Offspring [Wha? o_o;]
6.) How is today going to be?
Vertigo - U2 [Up high? Niiiice..]
7.) What is in store for this weekend?
Cemetary Gates - Pantera [LOL!! Good song though. xD]
8.) What song describes my parents?
Billy Jean - Micheal Jackson [HAHAHAHAHA!!]
9.) How is my life going?
Hypnotise - System of A Down [...??? Hypnotised.. xD]
10.) What song will they play at my funeral?
There's a party here in Agrabah - Aladdin and the King of Thieves [LOL!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA! This song is cool though. xD]
11.) How does the world see me?
A whole new World - Aladdin [Wow two Aladdins in a shot, cool.. xD]
12.) What do my friends really think of me?
Satch Boogie - Joe Satriani [Uhh...]
13) Do people secretly lust after me?
Never had a friend like me - Aladdin [ANOTHER ONE! XD]
14.) How can I make myself happy?
Song 2 - Blur [...?]
15.) What should I do with my life?
Kryptonite - Three Doors Down [Fight my weakness...?]
16.) Will I ever have children?
Don't listen to the Radio - The Vines [Wha!?!?!?!?! Hahahaha..]
17.) What is some good advice?
Dance dance - Fall Out Boy [... To dance!]
18.) What do I think my current theme song is?
Vindicated - Dashboard Confessionals [LoL?]
19.) What does everyone else think my current life?
Pump it - Black Eyed Peas [LoL! YEAH! PUMP IT!]
20.) What type of men/women do you like?
Don't ask me - OK go [LoL wooh nice reply!]
21.) Will you get married?
Boulevard of Broken Dreams - Green Day [.... o_o;]
22.) What should I do with my love life?
Stairway to Heaven - Led Zepplin [Wha wha wha?!]
23 .) Where will you live?
Fortune Faded - Red Hot Chilli Peppers [Poor!? :(]
24.) What will your dying words be?
Jack Sparrow - Pirates of the Carribean [LOLOLOLOLOL!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA! Nice words!]
25.) When im having sex i say..
Hands down - Dashboard Confessionals [LOL! Wooh, yeah baby, hands down. ;D]
26.) When I meet a girl for the first time i say..
True - Ryan Cabrera [Uhh.. Hmmm...]
27.) When my parents are angry i say..
Guerilla Radio - Rage Against the Machine [WOO! RADIO RADIO!]
The weirdest moments in my life, this is one of them. xD Funnyness. Hahaha... Hope you had fun reading! :]
1.) Put your music player on shuffle
2.) Press forward for each question.
3.) Use the song title as the answer to thequestion.
4.) NO CHEATING!!!
Alright, let's go.
1.) How am I feeling today?
Cure - Metallica
2.) Where will I get married?
Top of the World - The All-American Rejects
3.) What is my best friend's theme song?
Love is only a Feeling - The Darkness
4.) What is/was highschool like?
Smells like Teen Spirit - Nirvana [LOL! Cool.]
5.) What is the best thing about me?
Gotta keep em' seperated - The Offspring [Wha? o_o;]
6.) How is today going to be?
Vertigo - U2 [Up high? Niiiice..]
7.) What is in store for this weekend?
Cemetary Gates - Pantera [LOL!! Good song though. xD]
8.) What song describes my parents?
Billy Jean - Micheal Jackson [HAHAHAHAHA!!]
9.) How is my life going?
Hypnotise - System of A Down [...??? Hypnotised.. xD]
10.) What song will they play at my funeral?
There's a party here in Agrabah - Aladdin and the King of Thieves [LOL!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA! This song is cool though. xD]
11.) How does the world see me?
A whole new World - Aladdin [Wow two Aladdins in a shot, cool.. xD]
12.) What do my friends really think of me?
Satch Boogie - Joe Satriani [Uhh...]
13) Do people secretly lust after me?
Never had a friend like me - Aladdin [ANOTHER ONE! XD]
14.) How can I make myself happy?
Song 2 - Blur [...?]
15.) What should I do with my life?
Kryptonite - Three Doors Down [Fight my weakness...?]
16.) Will I ever have children?
Don't listen to the Radio - The Vines [Wha!?!?!?!?! Hahahaha..]
17.) What is some good advice?
Dance dance - Fall Out Boy [... To dance!]
18.) What do I think my current theme song is?
Vindicated - Dashboard Confessionals [LoL?]
19.) What does everyone else think my current life?
Pump it - Black Eyed Peas [LoL! YEAH! PUMP IT!]
20.) What type of men/women do you like?
Don't ask me - OK go [LoL wooh nice reply!]
21.) Will you get married?
Boulevard of Broken Dreams - Green Day [.... o_o;]
22.) What should I do with my love life?
Stairway to Heaven - Led Zepplin [Wha wha wha?!]
23 .) Where will you live?
Fortune Faded - Red Hot Chilli Peppers [Poor!? :(]
24.) What will your dying words be?
Jack Sparrow - Pirates of the Carribean [LOLOLOLOLOL!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA! Nice words!]
25.) When im having sex i say..
Hands down - Dashboard Confessionals [LOL! Wooh, yeah baby, hands down. ;D]
26.) When I meet a girl for the first time i say..
True - Ryan Cabrera [Uhh.. Hmmm...]
27.) When my parents are angry i say..
Guerilla Radio - Rage Against the Machine [WOO! RADIO RADIO!]
The weirdest moments in my life, this is one of them. xD Funnyness. Hahaha... Hope you had fun reading! :]
Saturday, September 02, 2006
Quizzes.. xD
| Greed: | High | |
| Gluttony: | Medium | |
| Wrath: | Medium | |
| Sloth: | High | |
| Envy: | High | |
| Lust: | Low | |
| Pride: | Very High |
The Seven Deadly Sins Quiz on 4degreez.com
Thursday, August 31, 2006
Great day!!
Hello, fellow humans!
Today was a great day.. MERDEKA! AND! HOLIDAYS FOR 4 DAYS! YAY!
Anyhoo. Today, I woke up at 10AM, freaky. O_O And prepared to go to Jasmine's house. So, prepared, blah blah.. And went to her house. She had a surprise for me, I was like, OMFG OMFG OMFG!! I MUST HAVE IT NOW!!!!!! When I reached, it wasn't ready, so, I waited. Watched Benchwarmers. XD It is a funny movie. XD XD. BEEF STEW! Anyways, we had Canadian Pizza for lunch. Mmm...
She gave me some brownie, or, should I say, part of the surprise, and it tasted great!! =D GOOD JOB SHU YEN!! =] It tasted really good.. Mmm... Anyways, hungout in the house until.. The surprise, SHE BAKED ME A... PUDDAKE! Well it was a cake, then it wasn't successful, three whole times, wow that bites, then, it was like.. Pudding, so we called it... PUDDAKE! XD But still, it tastes good! She baked me a cake just for my birthday... XD I love you so much baby! I'm definitely gonna give you something grand on YOUR birthday! =] After that, had a little fun. ;] ... While Mei Yi and Wei Yen distracted us. D: Ohh well! XP
Took it home, Jasmine's mom gave me mooncake! Hmm.. The packaging is nice. XD
Aaaanyhoo.. Came back, gonna go shower now.. xP
Well, that's all for tooooodaaay!! XD SEE YA! XDXDXD
Today was a great day.. MERDEKA! AND! HOLIDAYS FOR 4 DAYS! YAY!
Anyhoo. Today, I woke up at 10AM, freaky. O_O And prepared to go to Jasmine's house. So, prepared, blah blah.. And went to her house. She had a surprise for me, I was like, OMFG OMFG OMFG!! I MUST HAVE IT NOW!!!!!! When I reached, it wasn't ready, so, I waited. Watched Benchwarmers. XD It is a funny movie. XD XD. BEEF STEW! Anyways, we had Canadian Pizza for lunch. Mmm...
She gave me some brownie, or, should I say, part of the surprise, and it tasted great!! =D GOOD JOB SHU YEN!! =] It tasted really good.. Mmm... Anyways, hungout in the house until.. The surprise, SHE BAKED ME A... PUDDAKE! Well it was a cake, then it wasn't successful, three whole times, wow that bites, then, it was like.. Pudding, so we called it... PUDDAKE! XD But still, it tastes good! She baked me a cake just for my birthday... XD I love you so much baby! I'm definitely gonna give you something grand on YOUR birthday! =] After that, had a little fun. ;] ... While Mei Yi and Wei Yen distracted us. D: Ohh well! XP
Took it home, Jasmine's mom gave me mooncake! Hmm.. The packaging is nice. XD
Aaaanyhoo.. Came back, gonna go shower now.. xP
Well, that's all for tooooodaaay!! XD SEE YA! XDXDXD
Gah.. TAGGED!
Gah...! I've been.. TAGGED!!! -GASP-
Anyways, here we go,
1. 4 jobs I would stink at ...
̢ۢ A math teacher,add math teacher and accounts teacher (bahhh anything to do with numbers)
̢ۢ A witch doctor that sells shrunken testicles.
̢ۢ A person who clips nails and sells them for money.
̢ۢ An accountant that will count sperm.
2 . 4 pretend nicknames I'm making up for myself ...
̢ۢ Jacko
̢ۢ Moron-D
̢ۢ Jiiaaack!
̢ۢ Sex god
3. 4 movies I could watch over & over again (without falling asleep) ...
̢ۢ Brokeback Mountain, gay sex part.
̢ۢ Stephen Chow Movies.
̢ۢ The Naked Gun [All]
̢ۢ The Hot Chick.
4. 4 places I want to live in ...
̢ۢ Japan
̢ۢ Russia
̢ۢ Australia
̢ۢ Amsterdam
5. 4 things I'd love to do during weekends ...
̢ۢ Play
̢ۢ Hang
̢ۢ Date, XD
̢ۢ Sleep? D:
6. 4 things I couldn't live without ...
̢ۢ Hell, money. MONEY!!! CHRIST!!
̢ۢ Food, water... D:
̢ۢ Family, the one I love, and chicken rice. Christ that shit is good.
̢ۢ Sex, this shit is EVEN better.
7. 4 alcoholic beverages I've enjoyed ...
̢ۢ Balleys.
̢ۢ Rum!! RUM!!!! BUT WHY IS THE RUM GONE!?
̢ۢ Pina Colada
̢ۢ Home brewed rice wine! xD
8. 4 favourite food & whom I'd like to bon appétit with ...
̢ۢ Japanese food - Family, friends, good ol' traditional ways.
̢ۢ Hawker stall food - Anyone, christ this is like... If you eat, you eat with PEOPLE thing.
̢ۢ Western food - A candle light, dim light setting, perfect for a couple to enjoy a warm dinner, I wonder if Jasmine would like that.... Hmm....
̢ۢ Indian food - Hell, indians! XD And... Good ol' friends! Mamaks. Good stuff.
9. 4 places I would rather be in now ...
̢ۢ Japan.. Yes.. I wanna see the sakura flowers bloom while enjoying plum sake.
̢ۢ Netsurfer, 5 hours for RM8, that's like, wtf, cheap?
̢ۢ A party, chillin' myself out.
̢ۢ A silent night, with calm winds blowing, Jack and Jasmine take a stroll around a peaceful, beautiful lake. The waters shimmering, the sound of water flowing, ahh, so relaxing... Jack then slowly creeps his right hand onto Jasmine's left hand, and they begin to hold hands....... -To be continued- :D
10. 4 people I'm tagging ...
̢ۢ ADRIAN TAN! YOU. ARE. TAGGED!
̢ۢ Random person who came to read my blog, you're tagged.
̢ۢ NAJWA! HAH!
̢ۢ Sabrina, heh.
Now that THAT'S over... Time to sign out! XD TILL NEXT TIME!
Anyways, here we go,
1. 4 jobs I would stink at ...
̢ۢ A math teacher,add math teacher and accounts teacher (bahhh anything to do with numbers)
̢ۢ A witch doctor that sells shrunken testicles.
̢ۢ A person who clips nails and sells them for money.
̢ۢ An accountant that will count sperm.
2 . 4 pretend nicknames I'm making up for myself ...
̢ۢ Jacko
̢ۢ Moron-D
̢ۢ Jiiaaack!
̢ۢ Sex god
3. 4 movies I could watch over & over again (without falling asleep) ...
̢ۢ Brokeback Mountain, gay sex part.
̢ۢ Stephen Chow Movies.
̢ۢ The Naked Gun [All]
̢ۢ The Hot Chick.
4. 4 places I want to live in ...
̢ۢ Japan
̢ۢ Russia
̢ۢ Australia
̢ۢ Amsterdam
5. 4 things I'd love to do during weekends ...
̢ۢ Play
̢ۢ Hang
̢ۢ Date, XD
̢ۢ Sleep? D:
6. 4 things I couldn't live without ...
̢ۢ Hell, money. MONEY!!! CHRIST!!
̢ۢ Food, water... D:
̢ۢ Family, the one I love, and chicken rice. Christ that shit is good.
̢ۢ Sex, this shit is EVEN better.
7. 4 alcoholic beverages I've enjoyed ...
̢ۢ Balleys.
̢ۢ Rum!! RUM!!!! BUT WHY IS THE RUM GONE!?
̢ۢ Pina Colada
̢ۢ Home brewed rice wine! xD
8. 4 favourite food & whom I'd like to bon appétit with ...
̢ۢ Japanese food - Family, friends, good ol' traditional ways.
̢ۢ Hawker stall food - Anyone, christ this is like... If you eat, you eat with PEOPLE thing.
̢ۢ Western food - A candle light, dim light setting, perfect for a couple to enjoy a warm dinner, I wonder if Jasmine would like that.... Hmm....
̢ۢ Indian food - Hell, indians! XD And... Good ol' friends! Mamaks. Good stuff.
9. 4 places I would rather be in now ...
̢ۢ Japan.. Yes.. I wanna see the sakura flowers bloom while enjoying plum sake.
̢ۢ Netsurfer, 5 hours for RM8, that's like, wtf, cheap?
̢ۢ A party, chillin' myself out.
̢ۢ A silent night, with calm winds blowing, Jack and Jasmine take a stroll around a peaceful, beautiful lake. The waters shimmering, the sound of water flowing, ahh, so relaxing... Jack then slowly creeps his right hand onto Jasmine's left hand, and they begin to hold hands....... -To be continued- :D
10. 4 people I'm tagging ...
̢ۢ ADRIAN TAN! YOU. ARE. TAGGED!
̢ۢ Random person who came to read my blog, you're tagged.
̢ۢ NAJWA! HAH!
̢ۢ Sabrina, heh.
Now that THAT'S over... Time to sign out! XD TILL NEXT TIME!
Tuesday, August 29, 2006
Oh my god... It's been a freakin month...
A MONTH!! CHRIST!!! I've ALMOST gone INSANE!!!
No connection, means no MSN, means no surfing the web, means no online games.. MEANS NOTHING!! MY LIFE WAS LIKE... LIFE WITHOUT JASMINE!! D:
Thank god Jasmine is here, or i'd be.. Smoking pot.. Or... Weed.. Or... ... Ok that's enough. xP
Aaaanyways.. IT'S BEEN A BLOODY MONTH!! I CAN'T REMEMBER A THING OTHER THAN THE EVENT LAST WEEK!
Anyways, again. We had a holiday for a week last week. xP Yes.. A week! But I DIDN'T EVEN SPEND ONE GOOD DAY AT HOME! ARGH! Ok. Calming down.... Done! So, I went to Genting Highlands! With Daniel, Mavind, Syafiq, two of his cool guards (XD), Kee, Adrian Lim, and Nazrin (Or however you spell his name.. ^^;). Was fun, we rode the flying coaster! It was fun. We printed out cool pics on two rides, one of the flying coaster, and one on the cockscrew. It was fun, I had to admit..
Then when I got home, pack bags.. Blah blah.. Clean underwear.. Blah blah.. And went to sleep. Then the next day.. I went to Hong Kong. --; The most BORING PLACE OTHER THAN LET YOU GAIN MANY MANY FATS ever. It was... Stuffing. Eating all day, shopping all night. Gah. D: It's torturing. Especially when there was no line there.. I had no escape from reality.. It was like, me, and my family. I bought a PSP game, Blade Dancer! Not bad RPG, good voice overs, bad battle system. Anyways, the last day, right in the morning before we went back, my dad EXPLODED AT ME! I have no fucking idea why, I think it's the fact that I made him wait TEN WHOLE... SECONDS!!!!! SECONDS CHRIST!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS HIS FUCKING PROBLEM!!
Anyways, got back, endured two more days of no internet connection, then... Finally.... CONNECTION!!!! HUZZAH!! XD XD XD XD XD XD XD
Now, I can finally.. Jack off. Masturbate, jerk off, wank, put it whatever way you want. If not i'm gonna have a wet dream again. Painful wet dreams.. D:
Well, that's all for now! XD SEE YA!
No connection, means no MSN, means no surfing the web, means no online games.. MEANS NOTHING!! MY LIFE WAS LIKE... LIFE WITHOUT JASMINE!! D:
Thank god Jasmine is here, or i'd be.. Smoking pot.. Or... Weed.. Or... ... Ok that's enough. xP
Aaaanyways.. IT'S BEEN A BLOODY MONTH!! I CAN'T REMEMBER A THING OTHER THAN THE EVENT LAST WEEK!
Anyways, again. We had a holiday for a week last week. xP Yes.. A week! But I DIDN'T EVEN SPEND ONE GOOD DAY AT HOME! ARGH! Ok. Calming down.... Done! So, I went to Genting Highlands! With Daniel, Mavind, Syafiq, two of his cool guards (XD), Kee, Adrian Lim, and Nazrin (Or however you spell his name.. ^^;). Was fun, we rode the flying coaster! It was fun. We printed out cool pics on two rides, one of the flying coaster, and one on the cockscrew. It was fun, I had to admit..
Then when I got home, pack bags.. Blah blah.. Clean underwear.. Blah blah.. And went to sleep. Then the next day.. I went to Hong Kong. --; The most BORING PLACE OTHER THAN LET YOU GAIN MANY MANY FATS ever. It was... Stuffing. Eating all day, shopping all night. Gah. D: It's torturing. Especially when there was no line there.. I had no escape from reality.. It was like, me, and my family. I bought a PSP game, Blade Dancer! Not bad RPG, good voice overs, bad battle system. Anyways, the last day, right in the morning before we went back, my dad EXPLODED AT ME! I have no fucking idea why, I think it's the fact that I made him wait TEN WHOLE... SECONDS!!!!! SECONDS CHRIST!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS HIS FUCKING PROBLEM!!
Anyways, got back, endured two more days of no internet connection, then... Finally.... CONNECTION!!!! HUZZAH!! XD XD XD XD XD XD XD
Now, I can finally.. Jack off. Masturbate, jerk off, wank, put it whatever way you want. If not i'm gonna have a wet dream again. Painful wet dreams.. D:
Well, that's all for now! XD SEE YA!
Friday, July 14, 2006
What a week!
Helloo everyone! Its been a long time since i've posted. My internet connection was down for three weeks, how I suffered, no wanking for three whole weeks... xD =X
Anyhoo, after that, internet connection came back on, SALUT!! Maxis said that they would improve the connection, but instead, I think it became slightly slower. --; Yes, I only can subscribe to Maxis, GAAAARRRGGH!! D:< ... at least I got satisfaction... xD :X:X:X:X
Then, we had a football competition, was it intense. Monday, it was, THE game. The first game, which we played againts the humanities, well, we dominated them. We won by penalties, I saved 3 shots and 2 went off target. Hallelujah, so relieved. We won by ONE goal. Close shave.
Well, the second game was different, we got exhausted, and I got a freakin blister, so I couldn't perform really well as the first game. We lost 4-1. Oh well, its just a friendly match, we'll get em' next week.Heh. DOMINATE EM'!!
Then today right after school, me, Jasmine, Ida, Nisrin, Tessa, and Chun Keat went to OU to watch PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN 2! HUZZAH! It was funny! I can't wait for bloody Pirates of the Carribean 3. I'M GONNA PISS BLOOD! AAARGH!! SO INTENSE WAITING!! AAAARGH!!!! ONE MORE YEAR!! GAAAAARGH!! And me and Jasmine waited in line so patiently. We met so many people from KDU and other schools. Sean was there, Audrey! Hey! xD And some other random people..
Heard that Chow Yun Fat is gonna be in Pirates of the Carribean 3. xD That's like, woah! Gonna be awesome! RADICLE! We had fun, well sorta. That's all I've gotta say for now! Out at 2250, ciao~
Anyhoo, after that, internet connection came back on, SALUT!! Maxis said that they would improve the connection, but instead, I think it became slightly slower. --; Yes, I only can subscribe to Maxis, GAAAARRRGGH!! D:< ... at least I got satisfaction... xD :X:X:X:X
Then, we had a football competition, was it intense. Monday, it was, THE game. The first game, which we played againts the humanities, well, we dominated them. We won by penalties, I saved 3 shots and 2 went off target. Hallelujah, so relieved. We won by ONE goal. Close shave.
Well, the second game was different, we got exhausted, and I got a freakin blister, so I couldn't perform really well as the first game. We lost 4-1. Oh well, its just a friendly match, we'll get em' next week.Heh. DOMINATE EM'!!
Then today right after school, me, Jasmine, Ida, Nisrin, Tessa, and Chun Keat went to OU to watch PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN 2! HUZZAH! It was funny! I can't wait for bloody Pirates of the Carribean 3. I'M GONNA PISS BLOOD! AAARGH!! SO INTENSE WAITING!! AAAARGH!!!! ONE MORE YEAR!! GAAAAARGH!! And me and Jasmine waited in line so patiently. We met so many people from KDU and other schools. Sean was there, Audrey! Hey! xD And some other random people..
Heard that Chow Yun Fat is gonna be in Pirates of the Carribean 3. xD That's like, woah! Gonna be awesome! RADICLE! We had fun, well sorta. That's all I've gotta say for now! Out at 2250, ciao~
Monday, June 19, 2006
Evol.
Hey there everyone! Its quite a long time since I posted eh? Anyways, if there are readers left at all, thanks for bothering to come here again to check.
Its a long week.. Gah.. Yesterday was Father's day! Treated my dad to Dim Sum at Ritz Carlton, it was fun, but the service was poor. Poor poor poor. At least my dad was happy. He won MONEY! Thank you World Cup. xD
Anyways, i'm doing my Physics now. And I actually remember how to do it! Well, guess paying attention to teachers isn't that bad I guess. Paying attention once in a while really helps! I should implement this into my brain...
MY DAD JUST WON ANOTHER RM2000!!! WOOOOOHH!!!!! Celebration! The Togo and Switzerland game is on now. 2-0 now. Huzzah!!!
And Dragon Quest VIII, a wonderful game. Square Enix rocks! I'm gonna work there one day.. Great voice overs for Dragon Quest VIII, nice battle system, good music, graphics. You ought to get the game if you're a RPG game lover.
One day i'm gonna start my own series... And you all RPG lovers will be BEGGING FOR MORE! MOOOORE!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Enough of the power mad Jackson, its time, for me to go to bed! Thank you fellow readers for spending a little of your time reading this, see ya!
Out at 10:50PM! See ya! xD
Its a long week.. Gah.. Yesterday was Father's day! Treated my dad to Dim Sum at Ritz Carlton, it was fun, but the service was poor. Poor poor poor. At least my dad was happy. He won MONEY! Thank you World Cup. xD
Anyways, i'm doing my Physics now. And I actually remember how to do it! Well, guess paying attention to teachers isn't that bad I guess. Paying attention once in a while really helps! I should implement this into my brain...
MY DAD JUST WON ANOTHER RM2000!!! WOOOOOHH!!!!! Celebration! The Togo and Switzerland game is on now. 2-0 now. Huzzah!!!
And Dragon Quest VIII, a wonderful game. Square Enix rocks! I'm gonna work there one day.. Great voice overs for Dragon Quest VIII, nice battle system, good music, graphics. You ought to get the game if you're a RPG game lover.
One day i'm gonna start my own series... And you all RPG lovers will be BEGGING FOR MORE! MOOOORE!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Enough of the power mad Jackson, its time, for me to go to bed! Thank you fellow readers for spending a little of your time reading this, see ya!
Out at 10:50PM! See ya! xD
Monday, June 12, 2006
Project.. NOOOO!!
Hey there everyone.. Project.. English.. Gah..
WE HAVE PROJECT! Till' Friday to pass up, so dead...
Lazy to blog much.. Woke up at 6:15 AM, reach school at 7:50 AM, that sucks. Anyways. See ya! PROJECT!
Out at 10:28PM.
WE HAVE PROJECT! Till' Friday to pass up, so dead...
Lazy to blog much.. Woke up at 6:15 AM, reach school at 7:50 AM, that sucks. Anyways. See ya! PROJECT!
Out at 10:28PM.
Thursday, June 08, 2006
Wow.. amazing day!
Hey everyone!
Today, went to Sunway Pyramid, ice skate.. BUT before that, jam.. JAM FOR TWO HOURS! D:
Aaanyways, after jam, met Shu Yen, Wei Yen and their cousin at the skating rink, we skated for one and a half hours and I got a blister.. D:
Again, aanyways.. Shu Yen saw Su May and her boyfriend! xD Su May, we have spies.. >=] After skating, Wei Yen and cousin went to eat while me and Shu Yen went to buy tickets for the movie we were watching, Omen 666.. Ooooooh!!!
The first attempt we made failed, the indian lady checked mated us, but... The second attempt was successful! Malay people are so nice. =] After that Ziyin came and Shu Yen's cousin went back. So it was the four of us wandering around aimlessly for 2 hours, waiting for our movie to start. Had fun with air hockey and pool!
...Then.. Came... the time.. For.. OMEN! I have to admit even though I'm scared of horror flicks this one wasn't that scary, just gives you an eerie feeling.. Oh well... Not a bad movie though.
Well that's all for today.. Out at 1:33AM!
See ya!
Today, went to Sunway Pyramid, ice skate.. BUT before that, jam.. JAM FOR TWO HOURS! D:
Aaanyways, after jam, met Shu Yen, Wei Yen and their cousin at the skating rink, we skated for one and a half hours and I got a blister.. D:
Again, aanyways.. Shu Yen saw Su May and her boyfriend! xD Su May, we have spies.. >=] After skating, Wei Yen and cousin went to eat while me and Shu Yen went to buy tickets for the movie we were watching, Omen 666.. Ooooooh!!!
The first attempt we made failed, the indian lady checked mated us, but... The second attempt was successful! Malay people are so nice. =] After that Ziyin came and Shu Yen's cousin went back. So it was the four of us wandering around aimlessly for 2 hours, waiting for our movie to start. Had fun with air hockey and pool!
...Then.. Came... the time.. For.. OMEN! I have to admit even though I'm scared of horror flicks this one wasn't that scary, just gives you an eerie feeling.. Oh well... Not a bad movie though.
Well that's all for today.. Out at 1:33AM!
See ya!
Tuesday, June 06, 2006
LoL OMFGHAHAHAHA!!
Hey there everyone! Yes, today's title is weird, I just felt like putting it. Why, I told you already --; I FELT LIKE IT!!!
Aaaanyways... I woke up at 10:49AM today.. And I slept at 5:00AM. Wow. How did I manage to wake up that early?!?!?!!? Its a mystery... Hmmm... Hmmm.. Hmmm.. Hmmm..
..... Hmmm...
I just remember seeing the Star Wars Bloopers on MTV awards.. IT WAS SO FUNNY!!!
Mmm, mmm, mmmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm.
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!
OK ENOUGH OF THAT!
Went to jamming at 7:30PM with Keith and Alexander Teh, jammed till' 9:00PM, it was okok.. After that, for some reason Keith got gayer! Uhh I mean he had a rabid craving for McDonalds.. He was like.. "You know I just saw Harold and Kumar and the journey to White Castle that day, and all of a sudden, I feel like eating McDonalds!" Me and Alex looked at him and decided to walk away, but we were nice friends so we changed our mind and ate with him.
After that.. Well, got back, showered, yada yada yada and i'm here blogging!
Gonna go ice skating tomorrow! And watch.. The.. OMEN!! D:
Well.. Preparing for fright night. That's all!
Out at 11:23PM, see ya! xD
Aaaanyways... I woke up at 10:49AM today.. And I slept at 5:00AM. Wow. How did I manage to wake up that early?!?!?!!? Its a mystery... Hmmm... Hmmm.. Hmmm.. Hmmm..
..... Hmmm...
I just remember seeing the Star Wars Bloopers on MTV awards.. IT WAS SO FUNNY!!!
Mmm, mmm, mmmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm.
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!
OK ENOUGH OF THAT!
Went to jamming at 7:30PM with Keith and Alexander Teh, jammed till' 9:00PM, it was okok.. After that, for some reason Keith got gayer! Uhh I mean he had a rabid craving for McDonalds.. He was like.. "You know I just saw Harold and Kumar and the journey to White Castle that day, and all of a sudden, I feel like eating McDonalds!" Me and Alex looked at him and decided to walk away, but we were nice friends so we changed our mind and ate with him.
After that.. Well, got back, showered, yada yada yada and i'm here blogging!
Gonna go ice skating tomorrow! And watch.. The.. OMEN!! D:
Well.. Preparing for fright night. That's all!
Out at 11:23PM, see ya! xD
Sunday, June 04, 2006
Bright night..
Hey there everyone...!
I couldn't sleep yesterday night.. I don't know why.. It doesn't even matter how hard you try, keep that in mi--
Oh wait sorry. I screwed up my sleeping time!! OMG!! NUUUUUUUUUUU!!
Gah.. What am I gonna do now?!?! I feel so sleepy now even though its only 6:19.. If I sleep I'd be a vampire... D:
But being a nocturnal creature does have its benefits.. I mean, easier access to prostitution, crazy night parties, being in the dark silence... BUT NAH!!! I'd prefer being normal. Maybe being nocturnal once in a blue moon ain't that bad.
Anyhoo... Woke up at 16:13 today.. Then ate lunch, I had Chicken Rice and Chicken Soup! WoooO!!!! Stuffing, but my nose is stuffy so I didn't get to taste properly. Oh well..
I'm looking forward sometime to go ice skating again.. Yes, ice skating.. D: Embarrassing myself, but yet so entertaining.. The simple joys in life... Well.. I'm gonna go play now!
Out at 18:23! See ya!
I couldn't sleep yesterday night.. I don't know why.. It doesn't even matter how hard you try, keep that in mi--
Oh wait sorry. I screwed up my sleeping time!! OMG!! NUUUUUUUUUUU!!
Gah.. What am I gonna do now?!?! I feel so sleepy now even though its only 6:19.. If I sleep I'd be a vampire... D:
But being a nocturnal creature does have its benefits.. I mean, easier access to prostitution, crazy night parties, being in the dark silence... BUT NAH!!! I'd prefer being normal. Maybe being nocturnal once in a blue moon ain't that bad.
Anyhoo... Woke up at 16:13 today.. Then ate lunch, I had Chicken Rice and Chicken Soup! WoooO!!!! Stuffing, but my nose is stuffy so I didn't get to taste properly. Oh well..
I'm looking forward sometime to go ice skating again.. Yes, ice skating.. D: Embarrassing myself, but yet so entertaining.. The simple joys in life... Well.. I'm gonna go play now!
Out at 18:23! See ya!
Saturday, June 03, 2006
Fermented underground.
Hellooo everyone! I'm sick.. Sorta.. Yes, sick as in ill, not mentally ill, horny, sick minded, even though I already am.
Aaaaanyways. I think I got a cold... And sore throat, band auditions are coming up... D: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Need to memorize lyrics, but yet so lazy and tired..
Once again, aaaanyways, i'm not going Bangkok anymore! Huzzah! Really wanna go ice skating... xD Yes, ice skating. Thanks to Jasmine I have an addiction now, if you're reading this Yen, uhh.. CHICKEN!! BAKAWK!!!
Hungry, tired, miserable, hungryhungryhungryhungryhungry, suffering, hungryhungryhungryhungryhungryhungryhungry.
That's all for today! D:
See ya! Out at 11:24PM.
Aaaaanyways. I think I got a cold... And sore throat, band auditions are coming up... D: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Need to memorize lyrics, but yet so lazy and tired..
Once again, aaaanyways, i'm not going Bangkok anymore! Huzzah! Really wanna go ice skating... xD Yes, ice skating. Thanks to Jasmine I have an addiction now, if you're reading this Yen, uhh.. CHICKEN!! BAKAWK!!!
Hungry, tired, miserable, hungryhungryhungryhungryhungry, suffering, hungryhungryhungryhungryhungryhungryhungry.
That's all for today! D:
See ya! Out at 11:24PM.
Ahh.. Lovely, just lovely.
Hey everyone! Its been a long time since I've blogged, to the readers, if there are any left, I apologise.
Anyways.. The holidays are here!! Went to Pulau Kapas, or, Cotton Island, not bad, other than the sand flies, and salty waters, everything was perfect, oh there is the food too, it really, really sucked. Oh well...
I won so much money in Kapas, 240, rich as some gambler who just won... Money...
MONEY!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
We went for snorkling, wow, the fishes and corals were BEAUTIFUL! We saw a shark.. It was scary, I almost pissed blood, and thank god the girls who had period weren't in the waters, if so WE'D ALL BE DEAD! But the shark was small, so it wasn't a threat. When we got back, had a cocktail, and recieved a headache. Oh well...
Other than that, won money money money... On the way back, we had lunch, had 4 bowls of rice, and ate the fastest. When I finished three bowls, the others were still half way. Everyone was amazed. That was really cool.
After that, got back, yada yada yada, yada yada.
And here I am today, posting. xD
Hope you had fun reading! See ya!! Out at 1:53AM!
Anyways.. The holidays are here!! Went to Pulau Kapas, or, Cotton Island, not bad, other than the sand flies, and salty waters, everything was perfect, oh there is the food too, it really, really sucked. Oh well...
I won so much money in Kapas, 240, rich as some gambler who just won... Money...
MONEY!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
We went for snorkling, wow, the fishes and corals were BEAUTIFUL! We saw a shark.. It was scary, I almost pissed blood, and thank god the girls who had period weren't in the waters, if so WE'D ALL BE DEAD! But the shark was small, so it wasn't a threat. When we got back, had a cocktail, and recieved a headache. Oh well...
Other than that, won money money money... On the way back, we had lunch, had 4 bowls of rice, and ate the fastest. When I finished three bowls, the others were still half way. Everyone was amazed. That was really cool.
After that, got back, yada yada yada, yada yada.
And here I am today, posting. xD
Hope you had fun reading! See ya!! Out at 1:53AM!
Sunday, May 07, 2006
... Addicted to Numa numa!!
Mi-a-hiiGah!!!!
Mi-a-huu
Mi-a-haa
Mi-a-ha ha
Mi-a-hii
Mi-a-huu
Mi-a-haa
Mi-a-ha ha
Mi-a-hii
Mi-a-huu
Mi-a-haa
Mi-a-ha ha
Mi-a-hii
Mi-a-huu
Mi-a-haa
Mi-a-ha ha
1) Allo, salut, sint yel, un hydook,
she teraw, youbeera mah, primesh der, vericheera,
2) Allo, Allo, sint yel, Picasso,
Tiam dat beep, she sen voynic, un dar sege ti notes cher nimeek
[Chorus]
vrais a pleche dar numa numa i-ay
numa numa i-ay numa numa numa i-ay
kipul tow she dragosta din tay, ma mintesc day oki ti-ay
vrais a pleche dar numa numa i-ay
numa numa i-ay numa numa numa i-ay
kipul tow she dragosta din tay, ma mintesc day oki ti-ay
3) Desoon, set spoon, cheseet, ah kum
Allo, youbeera mah, sint yel, vericheera
4) Allo, Allo, sint yarshio, Picasso,
Tiam dat beep, she sen voynic, un dar sege ti notes cher nimeek
[Chorus]
vrais a pleche dar numa numa i-ay
numa numa i-ay numa numa numa iay
kipul tow she dragosta din tay, ma mintesc day oki ti-ay
vrais a pleche dar numa numa i-ay
numa numa i-ay numa numa numa i-ay
kipul tow she dragosta din tay, ma mintesc day oki ti-ay
Mi-a-hii
Mi-a-huu
Mi-a-haa
Mi-a-ha ha
Mi-a-hii
Mi-a-huu
Mi-a-haa
Mi-a-ha ha
Mi-a-hii
Mi-a-huu
Mi-a-haa
Mi-a-ha ha
Mi-a-hii
Mi-a-huu
Mi-a-haa
Mi-a-ha ha
[Chorus]
vrais a pleche dar numa numa i-ay
numa numa i-ay numa numa numa i-ay
kipul tow she dragosta din tay, ma mintesc day oki ti-ay
vrais a pleche dar numa numa i-ay
numa numa i-ay numa numa numa i-ay
kipul tow she dragosta din tay, ma mintesc day oki ti-ay
Friday, May 05, 2006
Sex, gah sex.
Hello everyone! You know.. There's one thing I can't understand. Its orgasms.
Females can have four orgasms at once, and guys can only have once without feeling tired. How do females do it four times!? Its amazing!!! I have taken the liberty of thinking of ways how guys can release their orgasms with girls at the same time.
Ahem,
First step, feel them. Touch them at their vagina, play with it. Make them feel so hot that they'd just get wet. Orgasm one down.
Second step, lick. Lick their vagina, taste the juice of virgins, the nectar of gods. Mmmm.. Lets not waste em', eh? So both party benefits. Lick until they have another orgasm. Two, one to go.
Final step, finger them. Insert your finger in and pull it out consequtively(sp?). Then try to touch the 'G' spot, it makes them feel really good and finally, orgasm three.
And finally, three orgasms are down. The last step, make sure your penis is fully erected, well actually its impossible to not erect already. So insert that shaft and start shoving it in and out!
... Uhh.. The daily rantings of me! Hallelujah!
... BYE NOW!
Females can have four orgasms at once, and guys can only have once without feeling tired. How do females do it four times!? Its amazing!!! I have taken the liberty of thinking of ways how guys can release their orgasms with girls at the same time.
Ahem,
First step, feel them. Touch them at their vagina, play with it. Make them feel so hot that they'd just get wet. Orgasm one down.
Second step, lick. Lick their vagina, taste the juice of virgins, the nectar of gods. Mmmm.. Lets not waste em', eh? So both party benefits. Lick until they have another orgasm. Two, one to go.
Final step, finger them. Insert your finger in and pull it out consequtively(sp?). Then try to touch the 'G' spot, it makes them feel really good and finally, orgasm three.
And finally, three orgasms are down. The last step, make sure your penis is fully erected, well actually its impossible to not erect already. So insert that shaft and start shoving it in and out!
... Uhh.. The daily rantings of me! Hallelujah!
... BYE NOW!
Monday, May 01, 2006
Hello everyone!
Helloooo people! What a great day it is today! BM cancelled for no reason, had a good revision in Add Maths, had tuna and eggs and tomatoes and onions with oatmeal... The goodness in life is so simple to achieve.. Ahh...
... Ahh.....
.... Ahh, AHH AHH AHHHHHHH!!!!!!
THE PAIN!!!! MY -insert organ here-!!! AHHHH!!
Ok that's enough with the randomness, hope you had a small good laugh back there~ See ya!
~Jack out~ -XD
... Ahh.....
.... Ahh, AHH AHH AHHHHHHH!!!!!!
THE PAIN!!!! MY -insert organ here-!!! AHHHH!!
Ok that's enough with the randomness, hope you had a small good laugh back there~ See ya!
~Jack out~ -XD
Monday, March 06, 2006
Ahh.. What a boring day...
Hello everyone once again....!
Well.. Today wasn't really the best day.. I woke up at 10:-- AM. And I couldn't sleep again. What a weird thing to happen... Then after that I was supposed to go to eat with my parents, but my tuition teacher came! What the hell...
So I starved for 1:30 hours, and then rushed to eat Indomee!! The savior of all indians! So anyways... I did nothing but play all day...
After dinner, my dad gave me and my sister a lecture... For no reason...! I mean, what's up with that.. Giving a lecture for no reason.. And he kept repeating the same things over and over and over and over again... -sigh-
Well, that's all for today...! See ya!
Well.. Today wasn't really the best day.. I woke up at 10:-- AM. And I couldn't sleep again. What a weird thing to happen... Then after that I was supposed to go to eat with my parents, but my tuition teacher came! What the hell...
So I starved for 1:30 hours, and then rushed to eat Indomee!! The savior of all indians! So anyways... I did nothing but play all day...
After dinner, my dad gave me and my sister a lecture... For no reason...! I mean, what's up with that.. Giving a lecture for no reason.. And he kept repeating the same things over and over and over and over again... -sigh-
Well, that's all for today...! See ya!
Saturday, March 04, 2006
-sigh-... We've beaten Red House!
I have absolutely nothing to say but...
WE BEAT RED HOUSE!! HAHAHA!!!!
Ok.. See ya...
WE BEAT RED HOUSE!! HAHAHA!!!!
Ok.. See ya...
Tuesday, February 28, 2006
Tired.. so very tired...
Hey there everyone...! I'm.. again tired. For one week. PRACTICE PRACTICE PRACTICE!! From my perfect tanned skin.. TO BLACK CRISPY .... SOMETHING!!
My whole body aches... Sports day is coming up soon.. very very soon... Gah... I have nothing to post as i'm in school. Oh well. See ya all!
My whole body aches... Sports day is coming up soon.. very very soon... Gah... I have nothing to post as i'm in school. Oh well. See ya all!
Thursday, February 23, 2006
Ahh.. once again.. Tired...
Allo' everyone once again..
I'm just dead tired today. Dead tired. Gonna go sleep now. See ya.
I'm just dead tired today. Dead tired. Gonna go sleep now. See ya.
Tuesday, February 21, 2006
Tired, just freakin tired.
Hello everyone.
-sigh- I'm so tired. I ran, I got third, I jumped, I got disqualified. Ohh well. Gah. I'm really tired.
The weirdest thing happened in my life. My testicles started to hurt for no freakin reason for a while, about 6 hours, then it stopped while I was playing chinese drums, WTF IS UP WITH THAT!??!
Just really really tired today. Don't feel like posting much. Gonna summarize it really short today in point forms. Here goes..
- Balls hurt for no reason.
- Got very tired, very VERY tired.
- After school, went for Chinese Drums till' 5PM.
- After 5PM, went for cheerleading.
- During cheerleading, had nothing to do, so I went to play soccer.
- Went back at 6:30PM.
- Stopped for A&W's.
- For some bloody reason. I was given a chicken burger when I said the sentence "I want a Mozza burger set, regular, normal fries." three times, and I was given a chicken burger and CURLY fries.
- Was extremely pissed, but too lazy to turn back.
- Back at home, then blogged.
- Now, going to go to bed. Even though its just 8:30PM.
See ya everyone... -yawn-
-sigh- I'm so tired. I ran, I got third, I jumped, I got disqualified. Ohh well. Gah. I'm really tired.
The weirdest thing happened in my life. My testicles started to hurt for no freakin reason for a while, about 6 hours, then it stopped while I was playing chinese drums, WTF IS UP WITH THAT!??!
Just really really tired today. Don't feel like posting much. Gonna summarize it really short today in point forms. Here goes..
- Balls hurt for no reason.
- Got very tired, very VERY tired.
- After school, went for Chinese Drums till' 5PM.
- After 5PM, went for cheerleading.
- During cheerleading, had nothing to do, so I went to play soccer.
- Went back at 6:30PM.
- Stopped for A&W's.
- For some bloody reason. I was given a chicken burger when I said the sentence "I want a Mozza burger set, regular, normal fries." three times, and I was given a chicken burger and CURLY fries.
- Was extremely pissed, but too lazy to turn back.
- Back at home, then blogged.
- Now, going to go to bed. Even though its just 8:30PM.
See ya everyone... -yawn-
Saturday, February 18, 2006
Bacardi Coke is good. Rum rum rum rum...
Heya everyone...!
I had the greatest day IN MY LIFE YESTEDAY!! Thank god I decided to go to Caleb's house in the end or I wouldn't have had the best time in my life...
Well, on Friday, Caleb was like calling me and asking me whether I could go to his house to stay over. I didn't want to go because I was lazy. But somehow, there was this small part of me telling me to go because he's from China and came back to hangout with us.
So anyways, I went to his house, I was first there, so first it was quite boring, until we played..... F.E.A.R....!! God. That game is like bloody scary. THE GIRL!!! AHHHH!!! THE GIRL!! **WARNING! GAME SPOILERS!** There was this part in the vent, you had to crawl through it, and you see a girl proning and crawling really fast towards you and it dissapears in your face. I almost pissed in my pants. It was freakin scary.... Then after that Darryl and Keith came, salvation! We forced Darryl to play, and he was like shouting like a freakin monkey being circumsized.
Then.. We had Dominos! Dominos has really good lasagna.. (However you spell that.) We didn't have banana kaya pizza.. I was nagging at Caleb telling him to order banana kaya and he didn't do it.. Caleb.. If you're reading this... SUPERSMECKSMANDDDDDDDXXXPORNO!
We had beer, (... Keith mixed it with Coke and the foams became hard. So cool.) and then I got the drink of my life that's alcoholic, and I liked it! Good ol' Caleb. Thanks Caleb!!!!!
Then we played Battle Realms until like what, 5:30AM? Then we went to bed. Me and Caleb were talking until 6:15AM and then I couldn't take it anymore, so I went to bed.
The next day! (Which is today) We had to wake up at 8:15AM. I only had 2 hours to sleep? Wtf?! I managed it with Caleb's super-cold-shower-water-that-will never-heat-up-no-matter-what. It woke me up. I thought my winkle shrunk for a moment, then I looked closer, oh, its just unerected, oh well! Morning erection can be a real pain sometimes. You wake up with your penis long and hard and you try to adjust it but you're too lazy because you just woke up.
Well. That's all.. For today AND yesterday...! CALEB I'M GONNA MISS YOU MAN!! I'll see you in May...!!!!
See ya all!
I had the greatest day IN MY LIFE YESTEDAY!! Thank god I decided to go to Caleb's house in the end or I wouldn't have had the best time in my life...
Well, on Friday, Caleb was like calling me and asking me whether I could go to his house to stay over. I didn't want to go because I was lazy. But somehow, there was this small part of me telling me to go because he's from China and came back to hangout with us.
So anyways, I went to his house, I was first there, so first it was quite boring, until we played..... F.E.A.R....!! God. That game is like bloody scary. THE GIRL!!! AHHHH!!! THE GIRL!! **WARNING! GAME SPOILERS!** There was this part in the vent, you had to crawl through it, and you see a girl proning and crawling really fast towards you and it dissapears in your face. I almost pissed in my pants. It was freakin scary.... Then after that Darryl and Keith came, salvation! We forced Darryl to play, and he was like shouting like a freakin monkey being circumsized.
Then.. We had Dominos! Dominos has really good lasagna.. (However you spell that.) We didn't have banana kaya pizza.. I was nagging at Caleb telling him to order banana kaya and he didn't do it.. Caleb.. If you're reading this... SUPERSMECKSMANDDDDDDDXXXPORNO!
We had beer, (... Keith mixed it with Coke and the foams became hard. So cool.) and then I got the drink of my life that's alcoholic, and I liked it! Good ol' Caleb. Thanks Caleb!!!!!
Then we played Battle Realms until like what, 5:30AM? Then we went to bed. Me and Caleb were talking until 6:15AM and then I couldn't take it anymore, so I went to bed.
The next day! (Which is today) We had to wake up at 8:15AM. I only had 2 hours to sleep? Wtf?! I managed it with Caleb's super-cold-shower-water-that-will never-heat-up-no-matter-what. It woke me up. I thought my winkle shrunk for a moment, then I looked closer, oh, its just unerected, oh well! Morning erection can be a real pain sometimes. You wake up with your penis long and hard and you try to adjust it but you're too lazy because you just woke up.
Well. That's all.. For today AND yesterday...! CALEB I'M GONNA MISS YOU MAN!! I'll see you in May...!!!!
See ya all!
Friday, February 17, 2006
What a day. What a, day.
Hello everyone once again. -sigh- Today was a tiring and dissapointing day.
Firstly, I had my Additional Mathematics examination. I think i'm gonna fail. Gah. Then, we had football. I got tackled and my foot got stomped on, now I have to limp or hop. Oh well. Its not THAT bad. I had assam laksa. Mmmm.. Laksa... I still feel hungry though.
Anyways. I'm in school while doing this. Hope teacher doesn't scold me for this. Blogs are for good people...
... See ya everyone..! Hope you had a good day...!
Firstly, I had my Additional Mathematics examination. I think i'm gonna fail. Gah. Then, we had football. I got tackled and my foot got stomped on, now I have to limp or hop. Oh well. Its not THAT bad. I had assam laksa. Mmmm.. Laksa... I still feel hungry though.
Anyways. I'm in school while doing this. Hope teacher doesn't scold me for this. Blogs are for good people...
... See ya everyone..! Hope you had a good day...!
Wednesday, February 15, 2006
Discharge, what a lovely word.
Hello everyone once again!
Today, was a CRAZY DAYY!! CRAZY I TELL YOU!
Well. Maybe at the end of school, anyways. The day started out normal.
Woke up at 6:00AM, then went to sleep at 6.00:01AM. Then I woke up at 6:50AM and I went " OMG! I'M SO DEAD!!!" Had Oatmeal for breakfast, had oatmeal for dinner! Hoorah~!
Anyways, I hope I don't fail my physics and history. I've already failed the rest. I feel freakin dumb. FREAKIN DUMB!! And to say I worked so hard for them. -sigh- And today's Nicole Danielle's birthday! XD Happy birthday!!!!
Then.. Here comes *Adding cliche here* The world's most shocking things said by girls. It was crazy. First, me and Najwa were talking about stuff. Then somehow, Zetty came in and talked about masturbation. Then, all of a sudden, I realized that the other girls in our class just came in and made comments about themselves.
These are a couple of examples.
"You know, when we get turned on, we just discharge."
"Yeah. I mean, how do you masturbate properly? I mean do we use our fingers and insert them into our vagina and move in and out or close and open? And do you think using dildos would be cleaner?"
"You know, my dad has like, three bottles of lubracation, and HE FINISHED TWO BOTTLES!"
"Yeah. I know! I mean, the average penis size for a guy should be at least..... 5.5 inches." -after this, Jackson goes- " OMFG! I FEEL SO SMALL!! "
Well. Hope you enjoyed yourselves and had a good laugh today...!
See ya next time!
Today, was a CRAZY DAYY!! CRAZY I TELL YOU!
Well. Maybe at the end of school, anyways. The day started out normal.
Woke up at 6:00AM, then went to sleep at 6.00:01AM. Then I woke up at 6:50AM and I went " OMG! I'M SO DEAD!!!" Had Oatmeal for breakfast, had oatmeal for dinner! Hoorah~!
Anyways, I hope I don't fail my physics and history. I've already failed the rest. I feel freakin dumb. FREAKIN DUMB!! And to say I worked so hard for them. -sigh- And today's Nicole Danielle's birthday! XD Happy birthday!!!!
Then.. Here comes *Adding cliche here* The world's most shocking things said by girls. It was crazy. First, me and Najwa were talking about stuff. Then somehow, Zetty came in and talked about masturbation. Then, all of a sudden, I realized that the other girls in our class just came in and made comments about themselves.
These are a couple of examples.
"You know, when we get turned on, we just discharge."
"Yeah. I mean, how do you masturbate properly? I mean do we use our fingers and insert them into our vagina and move in and out or close and open? And do you think using dildos would be cleaner?"
"You know, my dad has like, three bottles of lubracation, and HE FINISHED TWO BOTTLES!"
"Yeah. I know! I mean, the average penis size for a guy should be at least..... 5.5 inches." -after this, Jackson goes- " OMFG! I FEEL SO SMALL!! "
Well. Hope you enjoyed yourselves and had a good laugh today...!
See ya next time!
Tuesday, February 14, 2006
Pizza + Kaya + Banana = Good eatin'.
Hey everyone...!
Well, today, was actually interesting. First of all. We had our Physics examination. DOH! I hope I score good marks for it, I studied SO HARD!! SO VERY VERY HARD!! Gah! If I don't pass it like Modern maths and Moral, i'm gonna get a hell lot of butt kickin.
Anyways. At lunch, we had Pizza! PIZZA! We had to pay RM 10 for each person, but still. I "sapu"-ed everything, a couple of seconds and a box of pizza and 3 chicken wings are gone. Well, maybe they're still digesting.. Oh well. Still counts doesn't it?
After school, I gave Nic chocolates! Yes good ol' chocolates. Not JUST any chocolates. THE chocolates. The chocolates that everyone likes...! I'm lazy to say it here, so... You could just take a guess. After that, I had cheerleading practice, and oh it was PAINFUL!
First I sprain my arm, then I caught Ky-Lynn when she fell on her ass on my chest, and I got knocked down by a falling girl. And finally. I burnt my feet. I don't like to wear shoes when i'm cheerleading. It was so tempting... But the ground was so hot... So very very hot...
Well I guess that's all. I'm going on a diet! So oatmeal + bovril = yummy! XD
See ya soon..
Well, today, was actually interesting. First of all. We had our Physics examination. DOH! I hope I score good marks for it, I studied SO HARD!! SO VERY VERY HARD!! Gah! If I don't pass it like Modern maths and Moral, i'm gonna get a hell lot of butt kickin.
Anyways. At lunch, we had Pizza! PIZZA! We had to pay RM 10 for each person, but still. I "sapu"-ed everything, a couple of seconds and a box of pizza and 3 chicken wings are gone. Well, maybe they're still digesting.. Oh well. Still counts doesn't it?
After school, I gave Nic chocolates! Yes good ol' chocolates. Not JUST any chocolates. THE chocolates. The chocolates that everyone likes...! I'm lazy to say it here, so... You could just take a guess. After that, I had cheerleading practice, and oh it was PAINFUL!
First I sprain my arm, then I caught Ky-Lynn when she fell on her ass on my chest, and I got knocked down by a falling girl. And finally. I burnt my feet. I don't like to wear shoes when i'm cheerleading. It was so tempting... But the ground was so hot... So very very hot...
Well I guess that's all. I'm going on a diet! So oatmeal + bovril = yummy! XD
See ya soon..
Monday, February 13, 2006
Hello everyone!
Ahh. Hello everyone. Welcome to my new blog.
Actually. Usually I'd post a lot of stuff in my first post. But life is just too dull today.
Nothing to post. Well see ya everyone.
... For now.
Actually. Usually I'd post a lot of stuff in my first post. But life is just too dull today.
Nothing to post. Well see ya everyone.
... For now.
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