Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Once again, hello!

Hello everyone!

Usually, i'd be ranting! And just a day ago, I say that i'd "rant about meaningless things!".

Well, actually, I still do both, they're the same, except, one has less meaning.

.... D:

... xD

Ok. Aaaanyways.. Today, I will be talking about..

THE QUOTE AT THE END OF THE DAY ON BLOGS!

You know.. I should get one of em'. But it's too much thinking.. I mean, Adrian uses -poof-, some people use later, or see ya, or -spoof- [INSIDE JOKE! HAHAHAHAHA!], and later mortals, blah blah blah. But I, I don't have anything! Sonovagun! I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING!!

There are benefits to this quote thing. I mean, it's BLOODY COOL!
IT GIVES YOU AN EXIT!! A FUCKING GOOD EXIT!! HELL YEAAAAAAAH!!!! I mean, let's say, I were to use, -Jack casts a spell and an interdimensional portal from the blog world opens, he slowly creeps onto the portal, knowing what is inside, he braces himself, and finally, enters. He's gone..- THAT'D BE LIKE!! WOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAH!!! YEAH! HELLL YEAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

And... Aaaanyways... You know, and it gives you that "omfgwtfbbq dis guy is so col~! i wuna bang his balls until dey pop! i wis i was ner dis guy so i cn fck him evryday!!! so hoottttt!!!!" personality. HEEEEEELLL YEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! DON'T YOU WANT THAT!? I KNOW I DO!!! HEEELLLL YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! Maybe I should get me one of them.. Maybe they sell them at E-bay.. Or... SOME FUCKED UP PLACE THAT SELLS STUFF!! WOOOOH!!

HEEEEEEEELL YEAAAAAAAAH!!!!

.... HEEEEEEEEELL YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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-Jackson has temporarily gone insane, and is away for now-

-Thirteen minutes later-

I'm back, sorry guys, went insane for a while back there.. Aaaanyways... I've gotta go! MY TIME IS RUN OUT!! NOO!!! THE PEOPLE ARE COMING!! NOO!!! NOT THE JACKEET!!! AAANYTHING BUT THE JACKET!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
-Takes deep breath- OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

... xD

Ok.. I think that's enough excitement for all of ye! See ya!

Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Well, I've decided...

I've had enough of meaningful posts.. I'm gonna make posts that are interesting. Y'know.. Those stuff.. with the stuff, and the typing... And the writing.. Awww you know what I mean.

Anyways. Today, let's talk about something unmeaningful!

Hmmm....

Let's see..

I'll talk about.. Airline PEANUTS!

You know.. Peanuts.. From airlines, yeah. Those peanuts ROCK! But, IF you put them into the refrigerator for about a day, it'll taste EVEN BETTER!! HONESTLY!!! It brings the TRUE FLAVOUR OF THE PEANUT!! You know. Not like those ordinary Cap Batu mother fucking peanuts, no man. We're talking about COLD CHILLED AIRLINE PEANUTS!! THOSE ARE GOOD SHIT!!!!

Okok.. Here are some steps in order to make your peanut delight a great lust soother.

Step 1
Note: THE MOST IMPORTANT TASK!!! YOU NEED TO DO THIS TO START ON THE PEANUT LUST SMOOTHA! Ask for peanuts from airline people. [YES! Even though it is a difficult task.. Yeah, i've been there. It's like.. Shit.. I fucking need my nuts.. But.. I'm so afraid to ask.. BUT I NEED NUTS!!!! I NEED NUTS!!! AAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!! MY NUUUUUTS!!!!! Then my parents would be like all.. " 'Scuse me, can I have some peanuts? My son is driving me crazy and if I don't give him any nuts, I will kill him because he is noisy and I love eggs. "] [NOTE! : If you fly with airlines that don't give free peanuts, FUCK THEM!!! AAARGH!!!]
So I get the nuts, HOORAY! XD Save it. Honestly. Keep it in your bag. Yes, I KNOW THE NUTS ARE TEMPTING BUT SHOVE THEM IN YOUR FUCKING BAG ALREADY!

Step 2

Ok class, good job! You made it to step two! Resist the urge, because, obviously, the first pickings of the ripe sealed airline peanuts are on your first trip OUT. So you HAVE to control yourself. First, breath in, then breath out. Slowly reach to your bag, unzip it's zip, slowly once again, breath in, breath out, and grab the packets of peanuts. [ALERT ALERT : IF YOU HAVE THE URGE TO OPEN IT, DON'T! HIT YOURSELF ON THE HEAD AT LEAST 3 TIMES ON THE EATING TRAY BEFORE TRYING AGAIN!] Once you've gripped on the pack of nuts, gently, lift them to your bag, but you must QUICKLY zip your bag up again to temporarily close the urge in eating nuts. CONGRATULATIONS! YOU'VE MADE IT THROUGH!

Step 3
You know you're successful when you realized that you forgotten your peanuts UNTIL the end of your trip, and you start on your journey home. Your return flight. Your return flight, will be the MOST tense situation. You will have sweaty palms, legs, PITS, GROINS and even.. EYELASHES!! Yes. First, use anti-persperant[However you spell that] on yourself to kill the STENCH of PEANUT LUST! Then gently, repeat Step 1. If successful, repeat step 2. If you're successful once again, YOU'RE ALMOST THERE!! ALMOST HOME!!!! JUST RESIST A LITTLE MORE TEMPTATION!!!!

The Final Step
As you head home, your heart will race, your peanuts are inside your bag, happily waiting TO BE DEVOURED! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
... Anyways. As you're in the car, go to sleep, there's nothing you can do now. Your bag is in the boot, you will feel a depression, BUT NO! You MUSN'T LOSE TO THAT FEELING! THAT.. EMOTION! YOU MUST FIGHT IT! Go to sleep, before you jump out of the car. Yes..
After you reached home, QUICKLY OPEN THE BOOT! Yes, the boot and GET YOUR BAG!
With your PEANUTS!!! Quickly remove the packed peanuts AND STUFF THEM ALL IN THE REFRIGERATOR! DO IT! YES! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Once you're done so, allow it to chill over for a day, and.. HWAAAAAAAALAAAAA!!! YOU HAVE YOUR OWN COLD CHILLED AIRLINE PEANUTS! FEAST! YOU FOOLS! AHAHAHAHA! FEEAAAST!! REND!! TEAR!!!! KILL!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

... Well, hope you now understand the pain of a man who has to do this all of the time. Poor [enternameherebeforejacksonleegoesinsaneandbangshisgirlfriend].

... xD Anyways... See ya!

Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Oh my FACKING GAWD!

I've nothing to do. So, might as well, UHH BABY! GIMME SOME LOOOVE!

LAYER ONE:

Spell your name with bands/artists.

J - Josie and the Pussycats! [LOL!!]
A - ACDC!
C - Counting Crows~
K - Korn!
S - Scorpions~
O - Offsprings!
N - Nickleback.

LAYER TWO:

-- Name - [Jackson Lee]
-- Birthdate - 4th September 1990
-- Nickname - [Jack-ChAi]
-- Current location - Home, alone.. Heheh..
-- Eye colour - Brownish black.
-- Hair colour - VERY VERY VERY VERY DARK BROWN.
-- Righty or lefty - Left, that's where the people pwn.
-- Zodiac sign - Virgo. D:

LAYER THREE:

-- Shoes you wore today - Rockport shoes..
-- Your weakness - Girls clad in cute panties.. ... I spoke too much..
-- Your fears - Little holes on areas.. FUCK!! AAAH!!!
-- Your perfect pizza - ... I'd have to go with Chicken Ham with beef pepperoni pizza with extra cheese. Pwned joo.
-- Goal you'd like to achieve - To have sex with a beautiful woman. [DON'T ASK ME WHO! I'M ALREADY LUCKY ENOUGH! STFU NOOOOOBZZZZ]

LAYER FOUR:

-- Your best physical feature - Peni-- I mean, legs. ;]
-- Your bedtime - Random, really, REALLY random.
-- Most missed memory - The very first time I felt an orgasm..

LAYER FIVE:

-- Pepsi or coke - Pepsi.
-- Mcdonalds or Burger King - Burger King.
-- Nike or Adidas - Nike.
-- Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea - Nestea.
-- Chocolate or Vanilla - Vanilla.
-- Cappucino or coffee - Coffee, good ol' concentrated mother fucking shit. :]

LAYER SIX:

-- Smoke - FUCK SMOKERS!!
-- Curse - 1 second ago, well, to conclusion,a LOT!
-- Sing - Reasonable I guess, yeah. ;D
-- Take a shower everyday - 3 times a day, if I feel like it, 4 times a day, if I feel like it, none a day. xD
-- Have a crush - Nah, not now, as long as i'm with you, I'll never crush. Though it's so DAMN HARD!
-- Do you think you've been in love - I've no idea, if what I'm experiencing now is love, then yes, if what claimed isn't, then no.
-- Want to go college - Obviously, OBVIOUSLY!!!
-- Like high school - Making through, barely.
-- Want to get married - No idea, but I guess I should.

-- Believe in yourself - Sometimes, but I turn out bad anyways. Sometimes, at least. ;]

-- Get motion sickness - I ride on roller coasters, and I don't feel nuts. You think i'd get motion sickness?

-- Think you're a health freak - Well, sort of. Now all I need to do are burn me fats. MY FUCKING SPARE TIRES!! AAAAGH!!

-- Get along with your parents - Ok I guess.

-- Play an instrument - Hell yeah. The SItar. It's an instrument used by Demix, woot! HELL YEAH! GO SITAR!


LAYER SEVEN:



In the past month...



-- Drank alcohol - Yeah. xD

-- Done a drug - FUCK HELL NO TO FUCKING DRUGS! Ok. :]

-- Gone to the mall - Yeah. :]

-- Eaten an entire box of Oreos - Oreos are like drugs, so no. xD

-- Eaten Sushi - Yeah~! HELL YEAH!

-- Been on stage - Yes.. Sorta. o_o;

-- Been dumped - Nope~ =] Still goin' strong~

-- Gone skating - Uhh... Yeah I guess.. xD

-- Made homemade cookies - Ate them, yes, not make.

-- Gone Skinny Dipping - That's so gay. xP No.

-- Dyed your hair - Nope. Sadly.

-- Stolen anything -Hell yeah. MWAHAHAHAHAHA!


LAYER EIGHT:


Ever...


-- Played a game that required removal of clothing - Yes. Deadly.

-- Been trashed or extremely intoxicated - Yeah. D: Felt like shit.

-- Been called a tease - ... I don't know... Maybe... Maybe not.. xD

-- Been beaten up - Luckily, no.

LAYER NINE:

-- Age you hope to be married - About.. 25-29?

-- Numbers and Names of Children - 2-3, No idea.

-- Describe your Dream Wedding - .. I don't know~ Ask me personally? xD

-- Where you want to go to college - Japan!

-- What place would you most like to visit - Japan, PORN!!!

LAYER TEN:


In the opposite sex..


-- Best eye color - Gold.

-- Best hair color - Black? O_o;

-- Short hair or long hair - Long.

-- Height - Shorter than me. xD

-- Best weight - No idea.. o_o; Uhh.. As long as she doesn't crush me literarily?

-- Best articles of clothing - Hahahaha... I'll have to go check myself..


LAYER ELEVEN:


-- Number of people I could trust with my life - Hahaha, I've no idea actually. Everyone is constantly backstabbing each other. Not yet, at least. Don't feel bad.. :]

-- Number of CDs that I own - .... Uhh... 26? xD I don't know..

-- Number of piercings - PENIS! I mean.. None, for the moment. xD

-- Number of tattoos - None, bad tattoos!

-- Number of cars your family owns - 3.. D: It's annoying. xD

Tuesday, September 12, 2006

The day, the secret.

Hello everyone!

For some reason, I just feel like writing a poem, well actually the reason is because..

I'M A WANNABE!!! T_T EVERYONE HAS THEIR OWN POEM BUT I! Thus, I shall scripteth one down now!

Here goes... xD


On this day, I've heard a tale!
An interesting fact with great detail!
What a secret I have heard,
So much I can do to that turd.

Amazing now, thank you friend,
This excitement I feel will never ceases to end!
Constantly building thoughts in my mind,
There's so much more detail I can find!

Oh yes, there will be people hurt,
But yet, who cares! The person's a turd!
You may wonder who do I speak,
I'll let you have on a little peek!

The person's name contains six letters,
This person's mind is as light as feathers.
For now, I will keep this secret to me,
But soon, I will, use, it, against, thee.

Mwahahaha.. Ahahaha.. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

Sunday, September 10, 2006

Edit! READ ME OR I WILL EAT JOO!

I've decided to Edit my post, to make it more interesting! Since it WAS my birthday after all, and i've got the time now. xD LET'S GOOO!

Hey there everyone! Saturday, I CELEBRATED MY BIRTHDAY!
Huzzah! XD

It was great..! XD

A day before that, we [mom, me, sis] went to buy random prizes, body mist, chocolate, cat food, ROCKS! ect ect. xD These items were for the prizes to whoever played the games at my party. Well, even though only 50% showed up, I'm happy enough.

Danced like an idiot in my party, embarrassed myself in pool, well, nothing much other than that. xP I really really need to start practicing more pool, i've been sucking lately... Aaaanyways...

The party was from 1 PM - 6 PM. Syafiq ought to be punctual. xP He came 5 minutes before the party ended. Jasmine looked gorgeous. :] So hot.... =D Mmmm.. Forbidden donut..
Aaaanyways.. I cut the cake at 5:30PM, well, there were two, everyone wanted me to smash the extra one on my face, but thank god for crowd controller, me, "stopped" them.. Well, almost got birthday bashed, again. Three in a row. Wooh! I am the best bash evader ever! xD

What else was there... Hmmm.. Before the party ended, had a little...Fun.. ;] At least, 30 minutes? 20 minutes? No idea, everything was too extreme.. xD Saw Omar and Amirah, going to the toilet, together.. xD Ooooohhh....

Well, that's the end of my edit, I guess! XD I would like to thank my godmom and Suet Sim's cousin, Siew Suet Fun, for organising this party for me, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH FUN FUN MUMMY! [xD It's a good nickname.] You did a great job! :] If you're for some reason reading this, keep the blog to yourself.. Shhh.. xD

Well, that's all for this edit, once again! See ya! xD

Friday, September 08, 2006

Hmm..

Heh. Allo' everyone! Welcome once again to my blog.

I wonder, will there be an improvement if I actually become mature.. I wonder how does it feel to be mature, will it feel emo? Will it feel saddening, losing all of what you wanted to keep, your constant happiness? Will you feel angry constantly? Will you lose your patience?

I guess i'll never feel such a thing. My constant happiness and cheeriness acts as an anti-maturity shield. Though I may be "speaking" at this "tone" for now, it will soon go away. Hahaha.

It's already gone I guess. Anyways, enough of that rant.

Oh wow! It's already two months with Jasmine, time flies, honestly. xD Hmm... I wonder how long would we last.. :] Love you baby~ :]

Well, not much happened, oh wait. Something happened.

... We,


... Secondary four Dickens,


... Finally lost...


... A SOCCER MATCH!!!!

Sonovaguns. For some reason, I couldn't play well. I couldn't even catch a high ball properly. Something must be wrong with me. No, Jasmine, it's not your fault. I'm out of practice.. Must.. Train.. TRAIN! My dad is entertaining guests, all of them are drunk. Downstairs, so noisy. Drunkards, they're horrible at the karaoke. Honestly, I want to slap all of them. xD

Aaaaaaanyways, that's all I've gotta say for now! See ya fellow readers!

Wednesday, September 06, 2006

Hmm.. Lazy to blog.. Do stuff la! xD

Oh, cool. Let's see now.. xD

1.) Put your music player on shuffle
2.) Press forward for each question.
3.) Use the song title as the answer to thequestion.
4.) NO CHEATING!!!

Alright, let's go.


1.) How am I feeling today?
Cure - Metallica

2.) Where will I get married?
Top of the World - The All-American Rejects

3.) What is my best friend's theme song?
Love is only a Feeling - The Darkness

4.) What is/was highschool like?
Smells like Teen Spirit - Nirvana [LOL! Cool.]

5.) What is the best thing about me?
Gotta keep em' seperated - The Offspring [Wha? o_o;]

6.) How is today going to be?
Vertigo - U2 [Up high? Niiiice..]

7.) What is in store for this weekend?
Cemetary Gates - Pantera [LOL!! Good song though. xD]

8.) What song describes my parents?
Billy Jean - Micheal Jackson [HAHAHAHAHA!!]

9.) How is my life going?
Hypnotise - System of A Down [...??? Hypnotised.. xD]

10.) What song will they play at my funeral?
There's a party here in Agrabah - Aladdin and the King of Thieves [LOL!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA! This song is cool though. xD]

11.) How does the world see me?
A whole new World - Aladdin [Wow two Aladdins in a shot, cool.. xD]

12.) What do my friends really think of me?
Satch Boogie - Joe Satriani [Uhh...]

13) Do people secretly lust after me?
Never had a friend like me - Aladdin [ANOTHER ONE! XD]

14.) How can I make myself happy?
Song 2 - Blur [...?]

15.) What should I do with my life?
Kryptonite - Three Doors Down [Fight my weakness...?]

16.) Will I ever have children?
Don't listen to the Radio - The Vines [Wha!?!?!?!?! Hahahaha..]

17.) What is some good advice?
Dance dance - Fall Out Boy [... To dance!]

18.) What do I think my current theme song is?
Vindicated - Dashboard Confessionals [LoL?]

19.) What does everyone else think my current life?
Pump it - Black Eyed Peas [LoL! YEAH! PUMP IT!]

20.) What type of men/women do you like?
Don't ask me - OK go [LoL wooh nice reply!]

21.) Will you get married?
Boulevard of Broken Dreams - Green Day [.... o_o;]

22.) What should I do with my love life?
Stairway to Heaven - Led Zepplin [Wha wha wha?!]

23 .) Where will you live?
Fortune Faded - Red Hot Chilli Peppers [Poor!? :(]

24.) What will your dying words be?
Jack Sparrow - Pirates of the Carribean [LOLOLOLOLOL!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA! Nice words!]

25.) When im having sex i say..
Hands down - Dashboard Confessionals [LOL! Wooh, yeah baby, hands down. ;D]

26.) When I meet a girl for the first time i say..
True - Ryan Cabrera [Uhh.. Hmmm...]

27.) When my parents are angry i say..
Guerilla Radio - Rage Against the Machine [WOO! RADIO RADIO!]

The weirdest moments in my life, this is one of them. xD Funnyness. Hahaha... Hope you had fun reading! :]

Saturday, September 02, 2006

Quizzes.. xD

Greed:High
Gluttony:Medium
Wrath:Medium
Sloth:High
Envy:High
Lust:Low
Pride:Very High


The Seven Deadly Sins Quiz on 4degreez.com