tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-223941142024-03-08T11:40:02.859+08:00No Jackson, no life.If only I had something to describe myself with other than noisy, irritating, joker and moronically hilarious.JaCkSoNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15053387404270525562noreply@blogger.comBlogger71125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22394114.post-37726455063716780942010-01-26T18:23:00.000+08:002010-01-26T18:24:35.285+08:00Fellow readers.. [If there are any. |:]I will be discontinuing my blog and will make my comic blog my main blog now as drawing comics are so much faster than typing a story out. xD<br /><br />I hope I'll see you there. (: <br /><br />4vocado.blogspot.com.<br /><br />Jack, signing off.JaCkSoNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15053387404270525562noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22394114.post-15137090821420594262010-01-17T21:20:00.003+08:002010-01-18T01:29:15.701+08:00KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!So, after that emo post. I read back at my 2006 posts. And, HAHAHAHA. HOLY SHIT I CAN'T BELIEVE I TYPED OUT THAT SHIT. HAHA. So, in celebration of those shitty shits that I typed, I guess I'll write up another one! Well, because I'm bored enough to anyways. Got bored of games for a while. So I guess blogging for a bit might help.<br /><br />Oh wait, you know what? I'll draw up a comic! <3<br /><br />Update soon!<br /><br />UPDATE : Comic posted at 4vocado.blogspot.com. That'll be my comic section from now on. :oJaCkSoNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15053387404270525562noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22394114.post-66082999557900534772010-01-17T21:00:00.003+08:002010-01-17T21:13:48.929+08:00Well, I'm a killer.Yeah. I just killed a friendship because I stated the truth, I'm not gonna post something too long, but I just want to rant about it at least for a while.<br /><br />Well, you see, me and my ex broke up recently, ;why, I'm not gonna bother explaining here; and well, I asked her, can we still be friends. Because I'm friends with my ex-es and I don't want any bad blood in between because, well I feel that if a relationship ends, it should at least be able to stay as a friendship.<br /><br />So this is the thing, so I told her [ex] that all relationships will end in some point in time because unless you're gonna be commited to the point of marriage, it will end. Finding this unacceptable, she says she regrets meeting me.<br /><br />I feel that, while understandable because I broke up with her, ;but, at I didn't do it like "lul let's break up because I don't want to be with you anymore."; but the thing that really bothers me is that she couldn't accept what I said [which was a relationship will end in some point in time unless you're gonna get married if you're blur], and said that she regrets meeting me. What do you guys think? Do you share my point of view [relationships ending if you're not commited to the point of marriage] readers?<br /><br />And I end my rant there. Thank you for reading.JaCkSoNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15053387404270525562noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22394114.post-53752529855105936042010-01-09T19:59:00.002+08:002010-01-09T20:10:38.844+08:00Hooly Shit.Hahaha. Yes. The title does have SOME relevance to this post.<br /><br />Wow, guys, I've just found the BEST troll site ever. BEST, TROLL, SITE, EVER.<br /><br />So yeah, if you don't know what a troll is, sigh, I'll explain it to the ones who aren't so... Internet meme savvy.<br /><br />Yeah, basically, trolling is all about pissing off your opposition by making them believe that you wholeheartedly believe in something. ... Yeah you know what, I think I'm gonna give you guys an example instead of giving an explanation, seriously, it's hard explaining it.<br /><br />Okay, so, let's say we have A and B talking over the internets, and they're discussing about.. Hmm.. Let's say the moon.<br /><br />So, let's make A the troll. So, A will most probably tell B that he just found out a really awesome fact about the moon. It's made out of cheese! Yes, that's what A tells B. But, as the whole world knows, the moon is not [DUH] made out of cheese. So, B tells A that the moon is not made out of cheese, and he has alot of proof showing that the moon is made out of... not cheese.<br /><br />But A, knowing that obviously the moon isn't made out of cheese, seeks this opportunity to piss the fuck out of B by pretending that A never knew that and has countless proof that the moon is, in fact made out of cheese.<br /><br />So, A starts shooping [photoshopping] photos of the moon, making them look authentic, create articles of the moon having traces of cheese in it, and all that shit, and starts shoving them in B's face. But, B, being a susceptible target to trolling, thinking A is wholly serious about it, gets pissed at A because everyone knows that the moon is not made out of cheese. And starts rebutting about why the moon is not made out of cheese.<br /><br />B has fallen into A's trap perfectly, and with this, A continues to piss B off with untrue facts that he created himself to fool B because A thinks it's fun to piss people off that way to make other people think that he's stupid and explode at him.<br /><br />And my point comes to this, http://www.landoverbaptist.net/.<br /><br />This site, is possibly, the BIGGEST troll site, EVER. EVER EVER. Trust me, go read it, and you'll understand the concept of trolling.<br /><br />And it is until here, that I stop my post, and I bid you, happy readings! :D Because, you'd probably get trolled in that website. I swear, you will definitely fall for it's trap. HAHA. Because I know I did. (:<br /><br />Have fun! :DJaCkSoNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15053387404270525562noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22394114.post-71842065178539432762010-01-08T06:32:00.003+08:002010-01-08T06:45:56.872+08:00Well howdy doo!Hey what's up bloggerssss!<br /><br />Wow, it's been a fucking year already. My god, 2010, time fucking flies by when you're wasting your life in Japan. Wewt! Hahaha. Sigh, I hate my life, BUT I LOVE IT TOO! :D<br /><br />So yeah, anyways, I've been in Japan for a year plus now, and well, I've been loving it here. Almost everything here is awesome [note that I said almost, because, I'm not a fucking weaboo, you know, who are like "OMFG JPN R OHSUMZ HEHEHE ANIMEANIMEANIME YAOIYAOIYAOI" FUCK YOU GUYS. Mm yeah. That's right.]<br /><br />So, it's 2010, and sigh.. It's so tragic, but it must all come to an end now. I'm so sorry to announce that.. In two years time, the world will be ending. Yes. Ending. Tragically, fucking underground volcanos erupting and shit, the seas fucking going ape on us and shit, time to fucking build arks.<br /><br />In case you were wondering why I'm bringing this up, of course, silly, it's because of the movie 2012! Well, I don't ACTUALLY believe it, but yeah, I'm just.. Uhm.. Joining the hype you know, bein' cool and shit like.<br /><br />"Yo dude! You prepared for the god damn apocalypse braaah!?" Then I'd be all, "Nah man, but I'm fucking warning the masses now brah!My fucking blog's telling the people how to prevent it and all that shiiiiit~" then he'd be all, "Woah duuuuuuuude, you are so fucking COOL MAN. I wish I had a blog to update to warn the masses about the apocalypse... [):]"<br /><br />Then I'd be all, dude, you can, you can. All you need to do, is.... [Conversation fade out movie effect.]<br /><br />Yeah! So, yeah, the world's ending in two years! :D Get your ark tickets ready, because we're gonna be in WATER WORLD! YAAAY! [I have this feeling that in 2012, there's gonna be this movie called 2024 that's gonna predict the world getting blown the shit up by volcanos, or at least, something close to that. :3]<br /><br />Yeah, so, right, it's been a long time since I've updated my blog, so I wanna do things differently this time. So, whenever I update, if you guys want me to keep updating, all you gotta do is post some answers to answer my question I ask by the end of the day, and I'll see to it that I update regularly! :D<br /><br />I might even update to a video blog and start it on youtube if I'm encouraged enough. <3<br /><br />So, alright! Today's question is, what are YOU going to do for the upcoming "apocalypse"?! If you are allowed only to bring one person and one item onboard, who and what are you gonna bring?<br /><br />See you people soon!JaCkSoNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15053387404270525562noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22394114.post-40942573220442064112009-06-28T17:56:00.002+08:002009-06-28T17:58:49.282+08:00God damnit.You are selfish when it comes to things that I can't help you in sometimes.<br /><br />I really want to strangle you sometimes.<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Sigh</span>.<br /><br />Will update soon when I have something!<br /><br />... Which is like.. Uhh...<br /><br />No idea. Maybe when I draw something. :b<br /><br />Don't keep your hopes up. D;JaCkSoNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15053387404270525562noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22394114.post-80674379865257704372008-12-20T16:09:00.003+08:002008-12-21T01:49:28.145+08:00Hellooo felloooow.What's up peeps.<br /><br />Long time since I've blogged again.<br /><br />... Going back to Malaysia soon.<br /><br />Two days to go.<br /><br />Don't really feel prepared to go home, but what can I do.<br /><br />The ticket's been bought.<br /><br />I have no choice. I'm forced home.<br /><br />Not to say I don't <span style="font-style: italic;">want</span> to go home, it's just that. I don't want to go home, <span style="font-style: italic;">yet</span>.<br /><br />My Japanese isn't fluent enough, and I have 2 weeks of holidays to practice it in Japan by attending events and stuff, or at least, HAD. But alas, my time is taken away by Malaysia.<br /><br />My family, my friends, it's not that I don't want to see you, once again, I don't want to see you all <span style="font-style: italic;">yet</span>.<br /><br />The point of me coming to Japan in the first place is to study. I'm not here on vacation, I've been working my ass off in Japan to get good grades for once, and you're dragging me down by bringing me home. I'm happy enough in Japan, maybe even happier, I feel like, I'm free, like, I don't need to worry about anything.<br /><br />I hope I will never be forced to go back again. I wish that a second time will never come.<br /><br />I will go back when I'm ready. When I'm done mastering the language, I'll go back once or twice a year, but nothing more.<br /><br />Until then, I will see you all in Malaysia very soon.<br /><br />I miss you all, but, this feeling will disrupt my studies. The next time you guys ask when I'll be back, I'll tell you "not yet".<br /><br />Later people.JaCkSoNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15053387404270525562noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22394114.post-52961032870834263192008-10-12T15:07:00.002+08:002008-10-12T15:13:31.353+08:00Japan!Hey guys! Been long since I've posted ANYTHING.<br /><br />Well, the reason I'm having this, probably one last post is because I wanna tell you guys..<br /><br />HOW FUCKING AWESOME JAPAN IS.<br /><br />FUCK YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.<br /><br />Food's great, chicks are hot, electronics are cheap, you get to exercise alot, chicks are hot.<br /><br />Oh, did I repeat chicks are hot? Well you know why?<br /><br />BECAUSE THEY FUCKING ARE.<br /><br />HELLLLLZZZZ YEAAAH.<br /><br />So, I wuz lyk, hay, der r jepeniz gurlz hear.<br /><br />n my fwenz wer lyk, hellz yeh der be demz shitz bro.<br /><br />n i wuz lyk, hooo shit, chk DAT SHIT OOOOWWWWWWWWWUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.<br /><br />n we wer lyk, HOOLYYYYYYYY SHIIIIIT WE HAVE TO FUCKING MASTER JAPANESE SOON OR NOT I'LL DIE OF CONSTANT ERECTIONS FROM THE HOT GIRLS THAT WEAR FISHNET LEGGINGS HERE.<br /><br />... D: D: D: D: D: D:<br /><br />Sorry girls, in Malaysia I mean, the girls here, are hotter than you by a longshot..<br /><br />Well, not ALL the girls in Malaysia, well, most of them.<br /><br />.... ):<br /><br />... HAHA I DISSED YA'LL. I BET YA'LL ARE LIKE, "Omfg Jackson what a bitch, fucking asshole wei say that most Malaysian girls are less hotter than Japanese girls, who the fuck is he to compare us to Japanese girls?"<br /><br />And I'll be all, WHO AM I? WHO THE FUCK AM I TO COMPARE? I'M JACKSON. ROOOOOOARRRRRR.<br /><br />KSLDJFLSKDJFLKSDJF908q23epihjnpkxzjc-9uq23[ej;KJC(-qu3wpknjscd9pu2-ejds.<br /><br />... Okay sugar rush is ovar.<br /><br />... Bai gaiz, hopez 2 see u agnz soon sometym.<br /><br />December 22nd I'll be back.<br /><br />And.. Well, uhh.<br /><br />.... Sometimes I wish I don't have to go back to Malaysia anymore...<br /><br />Love you peeps in Malaysia. :DJaCkSoNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15053387404270525562noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22394114.post-6884378447407656982008-05-01T00:44:00.002+08:002008-05-01T01:16:26.589+08:00Tis' a post! O:!Rrrroooooooooooarrrr!!!!<br /><br />YES! I HAVE DECIDED TO BLOG.<br /><br />... OH. MY. FUCKING. GOD.<br /><br />NO. FUCKIN'. WAY.<br /><br />Alright alright.<br /><br />So....! Uhh. The thing I'm gonna blog about today is.....<br /><br />Trannies.<br /><br />... Yeah.<br /><br />... That's the first word that came into my mind. Trannies.<br /><br />OKOK.<br /><br />.. LET'S GO.<br /><br />.. SO. What ARE Trannies.<br /><br />LAWL. HAHAHA. YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT ARE TRANNIES? HOLY SHIT MAN. ARE YOU IN FOR A TREAAAAT! OHOHOHO!! THIS IS LIKE THAT TIME WHEN ME AND KEITH WERE IN THE BED TOGETHER WITH OUR THONGS AND FLORESCENT LIGHTS ON AND.... ..... OHOHOHO. Ok, no, there was never such an event. BUT STILL, OHOHOHO. YOU'RE IN FOR A TREAT!<br /><br />ALRIGHT. So, I have done some... "Research", and I have concluded that--- Wait a minute. No, no. That sounds wrong. That would mean I was searching for Tranny pics. Okok. Let me rephrase that. Yes. I, Jackson Lee, have outsourced the source of the main source of the source's source of information by...<br /><br />READING WIKIPEDIA. LAWL. DO U LYK WIKIPEDIAZ 2!?? :D:D:D!<br /><br />Okok. SOOOOO. Anyways. Trannies. What ARE Trannies. OHOHOHO. I'll TELL you what Trannies are. OHOHOHO.<br /><br />... OHOHOHO!!! Trannies are actually grannies wearing track pants.<br /><br />OHOHOHO!!! THAT WASN'T EVEN FUNNY! OHOHOHO!!!!!!<br /><br />OK LAH FINE LAH OMFG. TRANNIES ARE CHICKS WITH DICKS.<br /><br />LAWL. CHIX WIT DA DIX. IT'S LIKE, PIXIE AND DIXIE, EXCEPT, PIXIE IS A CHICK, AND DIXIE IS A DICK. LAWL.<br /><br />LAWLAWLAWLAWLAWLAWLAWLAWLROFLCOPTALMAOTHEDOGGYPOOLOLLERSKATEZ.<br /><br />..... Ok lah.<br /><br />Maybe I'm NOT gonna finish it after all..<br /><br />HAHAHA. WHAT A CLIFFHANGER. LAWL. IN YOUR FACES.<br /><br />I'll update this if I feel like it.<br /><br />... XD!<br /><br />... Wouldn't you love to know what I have to say?<br /><br />:O!!!!!!!!!JaCkSoNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15053387404270525562noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22394114.post-51680857520696614722008-04-17T00:33:00.004+08:002008-04-17T00:50:22.701+08:00OMG. IT'S A TAG POST! :OInstructions: Remove ONE question from below, and add in your personal question, make it a total of 20 questions, then tag 8 people in your list, list them out at the end of this post. Notify them in their chat box that he/she has been tagged. Whoever does the tag will have blessings from all.<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 102);">1. What have you realised recently?</span><br />Well, I've realized that I had so many relationship opportunities with so many girls, but I blew them because I was a childish moron that didn't know how to treat girls properly, well, not to say I'm not a childish moron NOW, I mean, like, less of a childish moron who knows how to treat girls now. :3<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 102);">2. Have you given your first kiss away?</span><br />Yes. Shu Yen forced it on me. ;_;<br />xP<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 102);">3. If you were to be stranded on a deserted island, who are the 3 blog buddies you would take with you? Why?</span><br />1. Keith - He's like, my brother that I never had. It's impossible to die of boredom if he's around. :O!<br />2. Wai Kit - Well, someone to talk shit with. And also go insane with. :O!<br />3. Shu Yen - Third person that has my trust, so... I'll drag her along to go insane too! :O!<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 102);">4. Where is the place that you want to go the most?</span><br />... Uhh. An island by a lakeside, when in the morning, a thin mist spreads over like a sheet of blanket on a baby, and dew painted on the grass so when the sun shines, a beautiful plain can be seen.<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 102);">5. If you can have 1 dream to come true, what would it be?</span><br />Dream, I'd want to lose my tummy and be able to eat as much as I want without gaining weight. Yeah. That'd be a dream.<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 102);">6. Do you believe in seeing a rainbow after the rain?</span><br />LoL. I believe in Leprachauns, why not rainbows? :b<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 102);">7. What are you afraid to lose the most now?</span><br />Myself.<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 102);">8. If you win $1 million, what would you do?</span><br />I would play stock market. ;b<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 102);">9. If you meet someone that you love, would you confess to him/her?</span><br />I would, definitely.<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 102);">10.List out 3 good points of the person who tagged you.</span><br />Nicole;<br />- Fun to argue with. xD<br />- Fun to poke. ;3<br />- Nice person to win money from. .. XD!!<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 102);">11. What are the requirements that you wish from your other half?</span><br />Not SUPER OBSESSIVE. And I want to feel like there's fireworks in my heart and I hug her from the back. Yeah, that'd be awesome.<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 102);">12. Which type of person do you hate the most?</span><br />Pessimists.<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 102);">13. What is your ambition?</span><br />An inventor, or maybe a game designer, or an actor.<br />Wonder which would suite me more.<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 102);">14. If you have faults, would you rather the people around you point out to you or would you rather they keep quiet?</span><br />I'd rather tell everyone myself.<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 102);">15. What do you think is the most important thing in your life?</span><br />Family.<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 102);">16. Are you a shopaholic or not?</span><br />Nah, not really.<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 102);">17. Find a word to describe the person who tagged you.</span><br />Girlwholikestogambleandrunaroundshoutingwithsugarandchocolates.<br />That qualifies right? x3<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 102);">18. If you have a chance. Which part of your character you would like to change?</span><br />Uhh, well, I'm like a HUGE attention whore, so.. I just want to be an attention whore. Yeah. :b<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 102);">19. Whats the last shocking thing you've seen or heard?</span><br />OMG! Hahaha! Just yesterday, I had like, lobster sashimi with my family and Keith, and well, you know how restaurants like to place the head and tail of the lobster on the dish for decoration? Yeah. So when the dish came out, right when I was about to grab a piece of raw flesh, THE LOBSTER HEAD STARTED MOVING AND CRAWLED OFF THE PLATE. LOLOLOL!! THAT WAS TEH AWESUMEST THING EVAR! Me and Keith felt kinda bad for a moment because the lobster was like, still alive and shit. But in the end, it was good lobster. xD<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 102);">20. What are you gonna do now?</span><br />.. Uhm... Fap? xD<br /><br />I tag;<br />-Shu Yen<br />-Amelia<br />-Ian Tan<br />-And ANYONE WHO HAS A BLOG THAT READ THIS! xD [Except for Alvin, he's did it before. :b]JaCkSoNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15053387404270525562noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22394114.post-29901037637048625512008-03-23T20:10:00.001+08:002008-03-23T20:11:29.432+08:00Blah..... Gah.<br /><br />... I miss blogging.<br /><br />But I'm so lazy to.<br /><br />... >_>;<br /><br />... Should I update my blog? :3<br /><br />... Or should I just keep it this way for now. o_o;<br /><br />.... Meh.<br /><br />... Off~ ;b<br /><br />Later peeps.JaCkSoNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15053387404270525562noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22394114.post-54146320083462906172008-03-07T12:17:00.002+08:002008-03-07T12:20:20.272+08:00Betrayal.Did you ever wonder, does your best friend ever talk about the little secrets that you tell them to NEVER tell anyone to other people?<br /><br />I learned today, not even your best friend deserves such an honor. So, listen up, a FEMALE best friend, to be more specific, SHU YEN, canNOT be trusted with little bits of secrets, because in the end, they will turn out to be juicy gossip.<br /><br />Yes Shu Yen, if you're fucking reading this, this is for YOU.<br /><br />And to those people who don't know who Shu Yen is, don't bother.JaCkSoNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15053387404270525562noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22394114.post-41476021479139365022008-02-08T16:02:00.000+08:002008-02-08T16:03:54.650+08:00Happy Chinese New Year!Gahaha! It's Chinese New Year! O:<br /><br />... And I'm updating my blog.<br /><br />... FOR CHINESE NEW YEAR! YAY! :D<br /><br />.... Meh. So...<br /><br />.... Hmm..<br /><br />.... I COULD write one of those random shits that I always did.<br /><br />.. But... It'd take too much time..<br /><br />.. I wrote half of it already, I'm keeping it drafted for now.<br /><br />Soooo.... Tune in NEXT time when I post it! xD<br /><br />... You'd be surprised! .. or maybe not.<br /><br />.... BUT IN ANY CASE! HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR EVERYONE! :3JaCkSoNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15053387404270525562noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22394114.post-15017819460517382632008-01-21T21:37:00.000+08:002008-01-21T21:40:00.951+08:00Fooorget it.The recording won't do. The equipment I have, SUCKS SHIT.<br /><br />>_><br /><br />.. I recorded myself, and when I played back, everything was mumbly. >_><br /><br />And static-ey.<br /><br />... LoL.<br /><br />D:<br /><br />... I guess until I get proper equipment then. :B<br /><br />.. Sorry readers. ):JaCkSoNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15053387404270525562noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22394114.post-70005160090322658332008-01-17T00:35:00.000+08:002008-01-17T00:36:37.392+08:00Ohoho!I'm back!<br /><br />.. Temporarily. :b<br /><br />... WILL RECORD SINGING SOON! :D<br /><br />.. Yes, I can assure you that it's me singing.<br /><br />... Good or not, I don't know. Hope the quality doesn't suck.<br /><br />.. D:<br /><br />... OK LATER READERS! :BJaCkSoNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15053387404270525562noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22394114.post-91644109844273757382007-12-18T01:31:00.001+08:002007-12-18T01:31:50.960+08:00Gah..Sore throat...Will record when I'm feeling better..JaCkSoNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15053387404270525562noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22394114.post-82479149829981851372007-12-02T04:18:00.000+08:002007-12-02T04:20:58.832+08:00Hey, ho, let's go!Greetings fellow readers!<br /><br />... Due to my reasons, that maybe jealousy, or hatred, or even admiration or whatever you want to call it, I'm gonna make a recording of me singing "Hey there Delilah." because there are so many people posting about "great random singers on the web" and well, I'd like to give it a shot. :b<br /><br />... Will post the recording in about, 16 hours. :B<br /><br />.... Later! O':JaCkSoNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15053387404270525562noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22394114.post-77147701731218313972007-11-17T18:10:00.000+08:002007-11-17T18:26:36.698+08:00,,, OMG IT'S SEXILY PREPARED MASTURBATION!!OMFG. THE SEXILY PREPARED MASTURBATION HAS ARRIVED!<br /><br />.. Or maybe for the people who <span style="font-weight: bold;">don't</span> know what it stands for..<br /><br />... Here's a clue.<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">SEXILY PREPARED MASTURBATION</span>.<br /><br />.... STILL don't get it?<br /><br />.. OMFG LAH ARE YOU BLIND?<br /><br />.. OK LAH! HERE'S A REAL CLUE.<br /><br />.... <span style="font-weight: bold;">S</span>EXILY<span style="font-weight: bold;"> P</span>REPARED<span style="font-weight: bold;"> M</span>ASTURBATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br /><br />... If you HAVEN'T SEEN IT THROUGH..<br /><br />... Congratulations. You're definitely getting straight A's for this.<br /><br />... OK IT'S TIME TO GO NOW.. LOVE YOU READERS.<br /><br />... MWAK MWAK MWAK.<br /><br />... Bye. )':<br /><br />... Ok, really. Bye.<br /><br />.... Oh yeah, and this.<br /><br />... :B<br /><br />..... And and and... This!<br /><br />.... 8B!<br /><br />... OOH OOH!! AND THIS!!!!<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj0_rKmC1xm-rkYikjQ-YERNyQLsnUwcESN5QOejbcdsYWiHODQS_3J5IMCTnIdX8Be3xyoSJ2Dtyi6GteJFIh8txQf4I9-gBEE4b20Q5wrXW1hLl4iqGwswkLb70M_q7y1sLZA/s1600-h/xcuzeme.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj0_rKmC1xm-rkYikjQ-YERNyQLsnUwcESN5QOejbcdsYWiHODQS_3J5IMCTnIdX8Be3xyoSJ2Dtyi6GteJFIh8txQf4I9-gBEE4b20Q5wrXW1hLl4iqGwswkLb70M_q7y1sLZA/s320/xcuzeme.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5133753461850322770" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />OMNOMNOOMNOMNOMONOMONOMOM.<br /><br />K BAI NAO.JaCkSoNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15053387404270525562noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22394114.post-40932970502748035182007-10-29T14:14:00.000+08:002007-10-29T14:15:22.130+08:00Sorry.Sabrina. )':<br /><br />... Can't make up my mind lah. Whether to go or not. D':JaCkSoNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15053387404270525562noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22394114.post-29949786004640297312007-10-22T13:15:00.000+08:002007-10-22T13:16:54.935+08:00Well, out for two months or more!Cut things short, for the first time, I got into an argument with my dad, fought, I decided I was sick and tired of him fucking me up for playing the computer, I smash my monitor.<br /><br />... The End.<br /><br />... O:<br /><br />... Later readers, about, TWO MONTHS later. :3<br /><br />Visit soon!JaCkSoNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15053387404270525562noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22394114.post-65545810683789142582007-10-11T17:24:00.000+08:002007-10-11T17:25:29.202+08:00Alas!New art....!<br /><br />..... Happy art, or sad art?<br /><br />You decide! Put your decision in the chatbox! :O!JaCkSoNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15053387404270525562noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22394114.post-35795425622991544502007-10-10T21:29:00.000+08:002007-10-10T21:30:47.997+08:00Fucking parents.I want to fucking get out of the house now. I want my fucking license and my own fucking apartment far fucking away from my parents.<br /><br />FUCK YOU FUCKS.JaCkSoNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15053387404270525562noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22394114.post-30896649397441184842007-10-09T23:38:00.000+08:002007-10-09T23:39:42.671+08:00Congratulations!Congrats Shu Yen! Finally!<br /><br />.. Well yeah that's all I wanted to say.<br /><br />... FINALLY! You're happy, I'M happy. WOOHOO! :3JaCkSoNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15053387404270525562noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22394114.post-23423450729651101872007-10-08T13:03:00.002+08:002007-10-08T13:29:16.071+08:00New art!The cold winter.. In the dark breezes...<br /><br />A poor family, looking through their glass window, in search of a small light of hope.<br /><br /><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Picture updated.<br /></span>JaCkSoNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15053387404270525562noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22394114.post-4250181528414140642007-10-02T20:18:00.000+08:002007-10-02T20:34:10.493+08:00It's time.. After so long...Well... Dear readers.. I'm closing down the blog..<br /><br />.... NOT! HAHA!<br /><br />IT'S TIME FOR A FREAKIN' POSST!!<br /><br />... PEAAANUT BUTTER JEEEELLEH! PEANUT BUTTER JEEEELLEH! PEANUTBUTTERJELLEH! PEANUTBUTTERJELLEH!<br /><br />... xD!<br /><br />Alright. Sooooo... What should I post today... Hmm... Oooh! I know! I should post about... POSTCARDS! ... Or not. Maybe that in a later time, it's so over used.. OH! OH! OH! I GOT IT!! I'll be posting about PROM! Since it's coming up soon [in 2 months, well... CLOSE ENOUGH SO SHUT UP! D:<!] anyways.<br /><br />... WEEEEELLL!!!! LET'S BEGIN THIS MOTHER!<br /><br />.... Sooooo! Aaaaabout Prom! Many people wonder, well actually, KIDS wonder, "Oh my God! It's Prom! It's so yuuucky! Boys and girls have to wear nice clothings and slow dance with each other! Eeew! Why do they have to do it!!? Why is this shit showing on television anyways? Fucking Disney.."<br /><br />OMG! I WAS RIGHT! EVEN THE CHILDREN KNOW! HIDE! HIIIIDE!!! GO MY PRETTIES! FLYYYY! FLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!<br /><br />FOR THE WICKED WITCH OF THE NORTHEASTERN BORDER THAT IS NEAR THE SOUTHWESTERN.. LAND OF BUTTSEX!!!<br /><br />THAT MADE NO FREAKIN' SENSE! I JUST FEELING LIKE TYPING IN CAPITALS NOW BECAUSE I CAN!!<br /><br />Ok.. So.. Anyways! What's the point of PROM NIGHT?<br /><br />Well, it's a one-last-time gathering for all the senior students before they have to leave to go some other country, study somewhere else, or even commit suicide due to depression! Yay!<br />:D!<br /><br />So, there are many traditions in Prom Night! Shall I elaborate?!<br /><br />OF COURSE I SHOULD! WTF! YOU CAN'T TELL ME NOT TO! D:< GRR I GIFJOOBUTTSECKSNOW! GRR!!<br /><br />-fap fap fap fap- Oh wait. That's the sound of a guy masturbating, I SWEAR IT'S NOT ME!<br /><br />... Ok maybe it IS me, but... Fapping is good! Like Mario eating shrooms. ... Fucking turd, he gets to get "high" everytime! GET IT?! HE'S BIG AND TALL WHEN HE HAS MUSHROOMS! HIGH? TALL?! HAHAHAHAHA FUCK I CRACK MYSELF UP! HAHAHAHAHA!<br /><br />OKOK! Back to the point already. Prom Night traditions!<br /><br />Well, one of the MOST FAMOUS PROM NIGHT TRADITIONS IS....!<br /><br />... LOSING YOUR VIRGINITY IF YOU'RE STILL A VIRGIN! IF YOU'RE NOT ONE, WELL... YOU LOSE IT AGAIN! BECAUSE THE GIRL WOULD BE LIKE, "Oh my God, I want you inside me! I'm feeling so hot and horny because the atmosphere is so thick and the tradition is fuelling my temptation! FUCK ME!! UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!" and shit like that. Oooor, she could be normal and horny and just wants sex because she's a sexually deprived because she's sick of being done by her dad.<br /><br />... )':...<br /><br />AAAANYWAAAYS! So! Another tradition in Proms are MOONING TO EVERYONE!<br /><br />That's right! Mooning! What IS exactly mooning!?<br /><br />Well, mooning is BASICALLY FUCKING STRIPPING YOUR PANTS AND UNDIES DOWN AND FLASHING YOUR BUTT TO EVERYONE THAT MAY BE OFFENDED! SO DON'T WASH YOUR BUTTOCKS IF YOU WANNA FUCKING MOON ON THAT DAY! MIGHT AS WELL MAKE IT MORE FUCKING DISGUSTING BECAUSE YOUR BALLS WOULD BE STICKING OUT FROM THE BOTTOM ANYWAYS!<br /><br />... :D...<br />... NO I'M NOT GAY!!!<br /><br />Sooo.... What other Prom Traditions ARE there!?<br /><br />... Well.. It contains..<br />..... Well I don't know anymore. SORRY FOR NOT WATCHING ENOUGH AMERICAN MOVIES?! OK!?<br /><br />.. JESUS!!! WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE TALKING IN THIS ROOM!? ARE YOU ALL DEAF!? I MEAN MUTE?!?!<br /><br />.. Oh wait.. I'm the poster here.. Sooo...<br /><br />.... Here's a nice video for you to enjoy! :D I SWEAR YOU'D LOVE IT!<br /><br />Go go PARODY RANGERS BITCHESSSSSS!!!!!!<br /><br />Viewer Discretion Advised :<br /><br />... FUCK I ALWAYS WANTED TO SAY THAT! I'VE SAID IT NOW! WOOHOOO!! Ok, here's your fucking links you lazy bitches.<br />.... <3! ;D<br /><br />Parody Rangers Part 1 : http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/339918<br /><br />Parody Rangers Part 2 : http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/377791<br /><br />Parody Rangers Part 3 : http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/401846<br /><br />Ok. Now you have the links, FUCKING GO ALREADY! I SWEAR YOU WILL NOT REGRET IT!! :D!<br /><br />... OK THAT'S ALL FOR TODAY! SO REMEMBER KIDS! PROM NIGHT IS THE NIGHT FOR YOU TO SCORE NO MATTER HOW UGLY YOU ARE!<br /><br />... Ok maybe it DOES matter if you're ugly, BUT STILL FUCK YEAH HAVING SEX ON A SPECIAL DAY FOR A STUPID REASON IS GOOD!<br /><br />.. LATER BISHES!!! :D<br /><br />JACKSON OOOUUUUT!!!JaCkSoNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15053387404270525562noreply@blogger.com0