Friday, May 05, 2006

Sex, gah sex.

Hello everyone! You know.. There's one thing I can't understand. Its orgasms.
Females can have four orgasms at once, and guys can only have once without feeling tired. How do females do it four times!? Its amazing!!! I have taken the liberty of thinking of ways how guys can release their orgasms with girls at the same time.
Ahem,

First step, feel them. Touch them at their vagina, play with it. Make them feel so hot that they'd just get wet. Orgasm one down.

Second step, lick. Lick their vagina, taste the juice of virgins, the nectar of gods. Mmmm.. Lets not waste em', eh? So both party benefits. Lick until they have another orgasm. Two, one to go.

Final step, finger them. Insert your finger in and pull it out consequtively(sp?). Then try to touch the 'G' spot, it makes them feel really good and finally, orgasm three.

And finally, three orgasms are down. The last step, make sure your penis is fully erected, well actually its impossible to not erect already. So insert that shaft and start shoving it in and out!

... Uhh.. The daily rantings of me! Hallelujah!

... BYE NOW!

1 comment:

alanna said...

Ohmygod. Ew. Disgusting, hello?