Gah..

Sore throat...Will record when I'm feeling better..

Hey, ho, let's go!

Greetings fellow readers!

... Due to my reasons, that maybe jealousy, or hatred, or even admiration or whatever you want to call it, I'm gonna make a recording of me singing "Hey there Delilah." because there are so many people posting about "great random singers on the web" and well, I'd like to give it a shot. :b

... Will post the recording in about, 16 hours. :B

.... Later! O':

,,, OMG IT'S SEXILY PREPARED MASTURBATION!!

OMFG. THE SEXILY PREPARED MASTURBATION HAS ARRIVED!

.. Or maybe for the people who don't know what it stands for..

... Here's a clue.
SEXILY PREPARED MASTURBATION.

.... STILL don't get it?

.. OMFG LAH ARE YOU BLIND?

.. OK LAH! HERE'S A REAL CLUE.

.... SEXILY PREPARED MASTURBATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

... If you HAVEN'T SEEN IT THROUGH..

... Congratulations. You're definitely getting straight A's for this.

... OK IT'S TIME TO GO NOW.. LOVE YOU READERS.

... MWAK MWAK MWAK.

... Bye. )':

... Ok, really. Bye.

.... Oh yeah, and this.

... :B

..... And and and... This!

.... 8B!

... OOH OOH!! AND THIS!!!!
















OMNOMNOOMNOMNOMONOMONOMOM.

K BAI NAO.

Sorry.

Sabrina. )':

... Can't make up my mind lah. Whether to go or not. D':

Well, out for two months or more!

Cut things short, for the first time, I got into an argument with my dad, fought, I decided I was sick and tired of him fucking me up for playing the computer, I smash my monitor.

... The End.

... O:

... Later readers, about, TWO MONTHS later. :3

Visit soon!

Alas!

New art....!

..... Happy art, or sad art?

You decide! Put your decision in the chatbox! :O!

Fucking parents.

I want to fucking get out of the house now. I want my fucking license and my own fucking apartment far fucking away from my parents.

FUCK YOU FUCKS.

Congratulations!

Congrats Shu Yen! Finally!

.. Well yeah that's all I wanted to say.

... FINALLY! You're happy, I'M happy. WOOHOO! :3

New art!

The cold winter.. In the dark breezes...

A poor family, looking through their glass window, in search of a small light of hope.

Picture updated.

It's time.. After so long...

Well... Dear readers.. I'm closing down the blog..

.... NOT! HAHA!

IT'S TIME FOR A FREAKIN' POSST!!

... PEAAANUT BUTTER JEEEELLEH! PEANUT BUTTER JEEEELLEH! PEANUTBUTTERJELLEH! PEANUTBUTTERJELLEH!

... xD!

Alright. Sooooo... What should I post today... Hmm... Oooh! I know! I should post about... POSTCARDS! ... Or not. Maybe that in a later time, it's so over used.. OH! OH! OH! I GOT IT!! I'll be posting about PROM! Since it's coming up soon [in 2 months, well... CLOSE ENOUGH SO SHUT UP! D:
... WEEEEELLL!!!! LET'S BEGIN THIS MOTHER!

.... Sooooo! Aaaaabout Prom! Many people wonder, well actually, KIDS wonder, "Oh my God! It's Prom! It's so yuuucky! Boys and girls have to wear nice clothings and slow dance with each other! Eeew! Why do they have to do it!!? Why is this shit showing on television anyways? Fucking Disney.."

OMG! I WAS RIGHT! EVEN THE CHILDREN KNOW! HIDE! HIIIIDE!!! GO MY PRETTIES! FLYYYY! FLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

FOR THE WICKED WITCH OF THE NORTHEASTERN BORDER THAT IS NEAR THE SOUTHWESTERN.. LAND OF BUTTSEX!!!

THAT MADE NO FREAKIN' SENSE! I JUST FEELING LIKE TYPING IN CAPITALS NOW BECAUSE I CAN!!

Ok.. So.. Anyways! What's the point of PROM NIGHT?

Well, it's a one-last-time gathering for all the senior students before they have to leave to go some other country, study somewhere else, or even commit suicide due to depression! Yay!
:D!

So, there are many traditions in Prom Night! Shall I elaborate?!

OF COURSE I SHOULD! WTF! YOU CAN'T TELL ME NOT TO! D:< GRR I GIFJOOBUTTSECKSNOW! GRR!!

-fap fap fap fap- Oh wait. That's the sound of a guy masturbating, I SWEAR IT'S NOT ME!

... Ok maybe it IS me, but... Fapping is good! Like Mario eating shrooms. ... Fucking turd, he gets to get "high" everytime! GET IT?! HE'S BIG AND TALL WHEN HE HAS MUSHROOMS! HIGH? TALL?! HAHAHAHAHA FUCK I CRACK MYSELF UP! HAHAHAHAHA!

OKOK! Back to the point already. Prom Night traditions!

Well, one of the MOST FAMOUS PROM NIGHT TRADITIONS IS....!

... LOSING YOUR VIRGINITY IF YOU'RE STILL A VIRGIN! IF YOU'RE NOT ONE, WELL... YOU LOSE IT AGAIN! BECAUSE THE GIRL WOULD BE LIKE, "Oh my God, I want you inside me! I'm feeling so hot and horny because the atmosphere is so thick and the tradition is fuelling my temptation! FUCK ME!! UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!" and shit like that. Oooor, she could be normal and horny and just wants sex because she's a sexually deprived because she's sick of being done by her dad.

... )':...

AAAANYWAAAYS! So! Another tradition in Proms are MOONING TO EVERYONE!

That's right! Mooning! What IS exactly mooning!?

Well, mooning is BASICALLY FUCKING STRIPPING YOUR PANTS AND UNDIES DOWN AND FLASHING YOUR BUTT TO EVERYONE THAT MAY BE OFFENDED! SO DON'T WASH YOUR BUTTOCKS IF YOU WANNA FUCKING MOON ON THAT DAY! MIGHT AS WELL MAKE IT MORE FUCKING DISGUSTING BECAUSE YOUR BALLS WOULD BE STICKING OUT FROM THE BOTTOM ANYWAYS!

... :D...
... NO I'M NOT GAY!!!

Sooo.... What other Prom Traditions ARE there!?

... Well.. It contains..
..... Well I don't know anymore. SORRY FOR NOT WATCHING ENOUGH AMERICAN MOVIES?! OK!?

.. JESUS!!! WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE TALKING IN THIS ROOM!? ARE YOU ALL DEAF!? I MEAN MUTE?!?!

.. Oh wait.. I'm the poster here.. Sooo...

.... Here's a nice video for you to enjoy! :D I SWEAR YOU'D LOVE IT!

Go go PARODY RANGERS BITCHESSSSSS!!!!!!

Viewer Discretion Advised :

... FUCK I ALWAYS WANTED TO SAY THAT! I'VE SAID IT NOW! WOOHOOO!! Ok, here's your fucking links you lazy bitches.
.... <3! ;D

Parody Rangers Part 1 : http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/339918

Parody Rangers Part 2 : http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/377791

Parody Rangers Part 3 : http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/401846

Ok. Now you have the links, FUCKING GO ALREADY! I SWEAR YOU WILL NOT REGRET IT!! :D!

... OK THAT'S ALL FOR TODAY! SO REMEMBER KIDS! PROM NIGHT IS THE NIGHT FOR YOU TO SCORE NO MATTER HOW UGLY YOU ARE!

... Ok maybe it DOES matter if you're ugly, BUT STILL FUCK YEAH HAVING SEX ON A SPECIAL DAY FOR A STUPID REASON IS GOOD!

.. LATER BISHES!!! :D

JACKSON OOOUUUUT!!!

Not another tag.. ARGH! BIRTHDAY TODAY! :3 So it's a BIRTHDAY TAG! :D... ):

Rules: Simple, just list a few things you've done in your past, be it sinister or childish, or even downright dumb. You may use my post as a sample.Minimum ten things please. =)You can choose whether to tag another person or not.This is just for fun, but if possible, post a picture of a younger you, and the current you.Please put aside feelings of embarrassment. And write what you want to. =)To readers: If the author did not write names, and you know who it is. Keep it to yourself. Thanks.

MEMORY NUMBER ONE
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... I used to run around naked in front of everyone until I was 12. Then I realized it was wrong. ... Good times good times.. O:

MEMORY NUMBER TWO
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.. I apparently thought a shaver is cool, and "shaved" my tongue. Cut the tip of my tongue. ... Didn't dare to say anything. xO Good times... Good times.. :B

MEMORY NUMBER THREE
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.. Well... I used to be even uglier.. D: Don't have a picture though, sorry to disappoint. xO

MEMORY NUMBER FOUR
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Uhh.. I once had a toy stuck in my nose. They had to strap me down at a hospital in order to make me relax. LOL. Like, in four layers of blanket. :B

MEMORY NUMBER FIVE
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I used to be so fat, in those Primary School uniforms, you could see my tits sticking out.
... LOL! :B

MEMORY NUMBER SIX
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I was so afraid of doing the wrong things, I avoid it. Thus, I could never keep a decent relationship. :B Because I was afraid kissing a girl would be wrong. :b

MEMORY NUMBER SEVEN
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When I was young, I was really hyper and naughty. Until such an extent that I was sent to an "experienced mother", which is Suet Sim's cousin's mother. o: I love her so much. :3 I love the whole family so much. I miss the old days.. T_T

MEMORY NUMBER EIGHT
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I didn't know what "period" was until I was Form 1. LOL. D:

MEMORY NUMBER NINE
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I used to love Power Rangers until I bought a Red Ranger costume and wore it constantly. I stopped watching it when they stopped airing it. Then when I was 12, I watched another new version of Power Rangers, and realized, how lame and corny it was. And how bad the theme song was. "GO GO POWER RANGERS!"

MEMORY NUMBER TEN
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I've had so many pets before. 12 hamsters, 2 turtles, 2 rabbits, six dogs, two chickens.
.. All of them died. LOL. o:

.. AND SADLY I HAVE NO PICTURES! D:

... I tag..

... NO ONE! D:<

Ok byeee! xD

Ahh fuck. Tagged. Bij. D:<

Name 10 school friends from the opposite sex.

1. Sabrina
2. Shu Wei
3. Suet Sim
4. Sze Wen
5. Amelia
6. Shu Yen
7. Carmen
8. Emily
9. Najwa
10. Isabelle

P.S ; No bad feelings, eh? :B I was forced to do this, tradition. Fuck tags. D:< Because of me not wanting to pass the tag on to anyone, I tag.. No one. Yay! <3 ... :3
.. Tagged by Sabrina by the way. D:<

Would you rather party with 1 or 7 ?
[1] Sabrina. [7] Carmen.
I'm not much of a party person, well, I don't dance, but I do everything else. I don't know Carmen very well and Sabrina parties hard... Yeah. Sabrina. :b

Marry 2 or 6 ?
[2] Shu Wei. [6] Shu Yen.
... This is hard. I was with Shu Yen before already, so... SHU WEII!! <3>

Kill 3 or 8 ?
[3] Suet Sim. [8] Emily.
... I'd kill Suet Sim. D:< ... No hard feelings! xD

Date 9 or 10 ?
[9] Najwa. [10] Isabelle.
I'd take Isabelle. Najwa is too... .... Najwa. Isabelle is HOT. D:<>

Make out with 4 or 7 ?
[4] Sze Wen. [7] Carmen.
Uhh.. I'm not sure about this one.. I'd try Carmen though. :D Sze Wen is too explosive sometimes and too nice sometimes. She could be really mean when I make out with her. D':

Cuddle with 6 or 8 ?
[6] Shu Yen. [8] Emily.
... Shu Yen I guess.. So.. Warm.. Yes I'M MEAN IN TAGS. D:<

Have kids with 4 or 5 ?
[4] Sze Wen. [5] Amelia.
Why don't I just fap? :D -fap fap fap-

Live with 1 or 9 ?
[1] Sabrina. [9] Najwa.
Sabrina. I have my reasons. ... :D..

Be stuck on an island with 2 or 5 ?
[2] Shu Wei. [5] Amelia.
... SHU WEIII!!! I'm gonna RAPE YOU ON THE ISLAND DUE TO THE LACK OF SEX IF YOU DON'T GIVE IT TO ME! >:D...

Trade lives with 8 or 10 ?
[8] Emily. [10] Isabelle.
I'd go with Isabelle's. She's hot. ... :D... I can look at my sexy boday aaaalll daaay. xD...

Wake up next to 4 or 9 ?
[4] Sze Wen. [9] Najwa.
I don't know about this one. o_o; I'm guessing... Hmmm.. Both would be nice. :D I'm sure they have a little experience of their own already. ;D So a threesome the night before would be nice. :D

Completely disown 3 or 7 ?
[3] Suet Sim. [7] Carmen.
.. Sorry Suet Sim.. You've gotta go. :b I don't know Carmen well.. Sooo.. YEAH! :D

Eyes ?
Hmm... I'd say [9] Najwa. :3

Smile ?
[2] Shu Wei! :D Such an innocent smile. :D

Face ?
Uhmm... [10] Isabelle. Wooah. Though I may even never see you again.. T_T

Body ?
Uhh... [1] Sabrina has a nice body.. At least to me. I think. o_o; NO I'M NOT BEING BIAS! D:< style="width: 0px;">

Abs ?
I have no bloody idea who has abs. [4] Sze Wen I guess.

Ass ?
... Hmm.. I'd go with [3] Suet Sim. She has a small butt. xD

Style ?
Uhhmm... [9] Najwa. I guess. o:

A few more questions...

Has 3 ever hurt you ?
[3] Suet Sim.
Uhh. Yes. Physically. :/

Have you ever hurt 4 ?
[4] Sze Wen.
LoL. Yes. D':

Who's the funniest ?
[1] Sabrina.
... Well. She's the only one that makes me laugh. LoL. Though it can be annoying at times. NO BIASNESS HERE. :B

Can you beat up 8 ?
[8] Emily.
LoL. Yes. I'd annihilate her. LOL.

When was the last time you saw 9 ?
[9] Najwa.
Merdeka eve and Merdeka day. o:

Who's the smartest ?
.... I'm the smartest. :D

How long have you known 2 ?
[2] Shu Wei.
Since Form 1! FIVE YEARS SHU WEIII!! XD

What would you do if 1 and 6 started fighting ?
[1] Sabrina. [6] Shu Yen.
... Laugh. LOL. Hard. LOLOL.

Who is dating 6/crushing on ?
[6] Shu Yen.
... Nobody.. Crushing. .... I'm giving a bias guess, me? :'D

Does 7 smell good ?
[7] Carmen.
Though it may seem so stalker-ish. But I DID try to go after her before. So... Yes. She does. LoL.

Who will you still be talking to in 15 years ?
What the fuck kind of question is this? Everyone duh. --;

Sadly. It's come to an end. And I have to say I tag...

... No one.

So here's the list.

1) Nobody.

2) Nobody McMuffin.

3) Nobody McEgg.

4) Nobody McChicken.

5) Nobody SPICY AYAM GOLENG MC DZZZ!!

OK BAINOWZ! <3 .. LOVE YOU LYNN BABYYYY!! <3 :3

Hey ho! Let's go!

Hello everyone! =D

I've been away for so long!

... From my blog at least.

And it's time... TO...!!!

poststhataresuperandomtoattractmorepeopletoreadthisblogbecauseimsohornyfrom
thatgiantantthatijustatewithmybuttocksthatarelubricatedwithbutter.

WOO! THAT WAS LONG!

OK!!!!!!!

Fellow readers, it is time.

To.

Make.

Some.

[strike]Love[/strike]Posts.

Alright!

Here we go.

TODAY'S TOPIC WILL BE ON....


DEFENSE OF THE ANCIENTS ALLSTARS!!!!!


ZOMFG!!! YOU MAY ASK..

.. OMFG WTFLOLROFLKOPTALOLLERSKATINGNINJASASBUTTSECKS WTF DOTA!??!

Yes. DotA.

Well, first off. It's addictive. Fun, sometimes it can be very pissing off when you get KSed [KS = when one of your kills get stolen by some other [strike]motherfucker[/strike]player].

Alright!


[STEP 1] - BEGINNING WITH DOTA!

DotA isn't an easy game to master. You need to learn how to play the Heroes, then the items. Then the combination of Heroes and items. And then the skill builds, and blah blah blah blah... [Nerd talk going on here nothing to see.]

Yeah. Alright. So those are the basics, you just need interest, the concentration, the skill and the nimbleness of your fucking fingers.

[STEP 2] - INSTALLING THE GAME!

Alright. Since we've gone through the basics [STFU YES STEP 1 IS THE BASICS.] I guess we can begin with the game. You'll need to download the latest maps from the official website, which I will not be giving because it'd be fucking stupid and people would think I have no life, though I don't have one originally. Hee hee! ^^ <--- WTF!

Ok. Anyways! Begin by running the Warcraft III : Frozen Throne game.

You'll probably ask, WAIT A MINUTE! WTF IS WARCRAFT III : FROZEN THRONE!??!?!

YOU STIUPIIEEED NUOOOB~!!!!!!!!!111222@@111!1!

I mean, Warcraft III : Frozen Throne is the game program to play DotA with. You'll need to get the Warcraft III : Reign Of Chaos CD first because Warcraft III : Frozen Throne is an expansion. So it's very simple if you summarize it all down.

Get the Warcraft III : Reign Of Chaos CD, install it, get the Warcraft III : Frozen Throne expansion CD, install it and you're ready to go! :B

[STEP 3] - PLAYING THE GAME!

This is probably going to be the longest section in the whole post.

Let's begin then.

.... Wait a minute I need to take a deep breath first before I go rogue while typing this section out.

....
.....
......
.......
........

Alright! Let's BEGIN!

First, GET THE CD, oh you got it? Installed it? Good good.

NOW YOU IDIOT GET THE MAP!

www.dota-allstars.com

Once you've downloaded the latest map, you will need to AAAH AAAAH AAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!! AAAAAH LEI MOU AH!!! SO HARD!! AAAAAAH!!!! I'M CUMING!!! I'M CUMING!!!!! PSSSHTT PSSSSHT SPLURT SPLURT SPUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURTTTTTT!!!!!

Ok. Did you understand that? Ok. Once you've downloaded the map, cut and paste it inside the "Maps" folder in your Warcraft III : Frozen Throne folder.

Yes, it's been simple so far. You'd probably ask, "What was that orgasm up there for? Was it really necessary? It's really disguting you know that? -.-".

HELL YES YOU DICKS IT WAS!! IT'S THE MOTHERLOAD! THE MOTHERSHIP!! YOU CAN'T DENY THE SCRIN! [Nerd joke, hehe. -snort-]

OK WHATEVER LET'S JUST CONTINUE WITH THE TUTORIAL!

Downloaded? Done? Cut and pasted map into the right folder? Done? GOOD!

IT'S TIME TO RUN THE PROGRAM!

Yes. It's gruesome, IT'S FUCKING GRUESOME ALRIGHT I CAN TELL YOU THAT! YOU'LL NEED THE COURAGE, THE BRAVERY, THE SPEED, THE AGILITY, THE MOUSE THAT YOU'LL BE USING TO CLICK YOUR PROGRAM AND FURTHERMOST!

... YOUR FINGER!!!

Yes. Difficult task. TRY to drag your mouse over to the Warcraft III : Frozen Throne icon on your desktop/laptop and double click it.

YES! AAAH! THAT'S RIGHT! CLICK IT! AAAH! DOUBLE CLICK! AAAH TRIPLE IT TRIPLE IT! AAH AAAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! -SPUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURT!!!-

Whew.. Damn you're good. I'm all wet already...

.... OK! LET'S CONTINUE!

Yeah. I don't think I have to teach you how to start the game because i'd be orgasming again and you'd be like, God he keeps repeating the same thing again, maybe once or twice is funny but the third time is just fucking lame. Get a life Jackson.

HAH I READ YOUR BLOODY MIND! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Ok. So, once you've started the game, DOTA ALLSTARS!!!! YEAAAAH!!!

[STEP 4] - CHOOSING A HERO!

Well, this isn't so hard. Just your mouse and click on a Hero. o_o; Not very hard is it?

... What do you expect from this section? A joke? Pfft!

[STEP 5] - CHOOSING THE RIGHT SKILLS!

God i'm getting sick of writing this already. :O

Alright, anyways! Choosing the right skills. Yes. There are many many skills, each hero has different skills and spells.

There are two types of skills in DotA.

Passive Skills - Skills that activate automatically and cannot be activated manually. They also have no mana cost.

Active Skills - Skills that include spells and all that require MANA to cast and cannot be activated automatically unless it is prompted to. Almost all Active skills are activated manually.

For example, Mirana has Elune's Arrow, which does 360 damage at level 4 and costs 100 Mana, therefore it isn't a passive skill, but an ACTIVE skill instead, while Mortred has Coup De Gras [PRONOUNCED COO DE GRA YOU MORON NOT COOP DE GRASS.] which allows Mortred to do 6 times more damage with a critical strike, and is a PASSIVE skill.

Yes. It's actually that easy to understand! You've been thinking, "Wtf! I feel like a dumbass now! DOH! Homer like dooooonuuuts... Mmmm.." WELL THEN STFU!

[STEP 6] - BUYING THE RIGHT ITEMS!

Well, this is probably the most annoying part of the game, GETTING THE RIGHT ITEMS!

Yes. The right items for the right Heroes can truly make a difference in the two factions [The Sentinel, or the good guys, and The Scourge, which are the bad guys.] in achieving victory.

Well i'm not gonna elaborate on this section because if I do i'll brown my pants and start eating insects.

... Why?

Well if you MUST know, alright.

Because in my mind, the cerebral cortex is [CENSORED].

Weird huh? o.o;

HEHEHEHE. >:B

[STEP 7] - THE FINAL STEP!

Once you've refrigerated the peanuts, IT IS TIME TO BRING IT OUT! YES! THOUGH YOUR HANDS ARE TWITCHING, YOU'RE SWEATING FROM EXCITEMENT!

... Wait a minute..! THIS IS THE DOTA GUIDE! JACKSON YOU MORON!! -starts beating up himself because he feels horny and also because he has a sexual arousement of seeing a double of himself from the future who is a cripple that has three hands and who just commited suicide-

W3LL D47 K0NK1UD$ D1$ G41D3!

KTHXBAIEGGSARESOYUMMYIBROWNMYPANTSWHILERIDING
THEROFLKOPTAWITHALOLLERSKATERWHODOESNTWEARPANTS
ANDHASBOTHTHEGENITALSWHICHMAKESHERVERYSEXY
ESPECIALLYWHENSHE'SDEADBECAUSEI'MANECROPHILLIAC.

[No i'm not actually a real necrophilliac, but you'd like to see me as one wouldn't you? BECAUSE
YOU'RE A NECROPHILLIACPHLLIAC!]


HEHEHEHEHE!!

... Ok bye..

-Drops on knees and cries-

WILD CATS IN THE HOUSE! >;3

Hellooooo everyone!!! :D:D:D:D

Wow. Today's a blast. We just finished our...

HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL DANCE! :D

Wooooo! Yeahhh! We performed in front of the Walt Disney Asia people in the KL Hilton Hotel!!! Yeah, for the Vice President, the staff members, ect ect.. They loved it! xD

AAAAANYWAYS! I guess the work we had for one whole bloody week non-stop was worth it! XD

We were also invited once again to do it again! In ANOTHER hotel! WEEEE!!! XD Proves we're THAT good! >;3

Though there was a lot of excitement and joy, we lost a fellow dancer and flyer.

Poooooor Carmen... Why didja have to drop eh? xO Get well soon ya! ;]

Also, me and Kim's duet is cancelled, it's now switched to Kim and Nik! :D Good for both of you! :3

And as for MEEEE! I'm singing a solo Italian Opera instead now! WOOOOOHH! XDXDXD What i've been wanting to sing for so long all year long. :3

Anyways, yeah.. I have nothing to post anymore. o_o; I'm still lazy to post a rant. I'm just glad that today we performed really well and impressed the Walt Disney people. xD Huzzah for us!! XDXD

Alright people! Byeeee! :3

Woooh! Yay! :3

Finally. After so many years of begging.

I got my left ear pierced! Wooooo!! XD

Well. Aaaaaaanyways!

There was nothing interesting about my week.

Except for the facts that I pierced my left ear AND!!!!!

I GOT 2 OUT OF 100 FOR MY ADDITIONAL MATHEMATICS.

WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT.

I'm so gonna get fucked by my parents. Fucked fucking hard.

.... Shit.

Yeah. Well. Anyways, nothing much happened. Talked to her a lot, talked to him a lot, went to visit my cousin, practice Group Singing for the Paramount Championship, learned my solo, almost mastered my solo for band performance in Paramount, got a song for me and Kim to sing with on Open Day. Meh. It's been a long and boring week.

LoL. Also it's been a long time since I posted. xO

So.. If I feel like posting again i'll post.

If you liked the OMFGWTF [Outrageously Mind Fucking Girl Wetting Themed Fluff] rants, well. I'll be posting a new one soon. :3

Alright. That's all for now I guess. Yeah.. See ya!

Wow.

Things happen to fast. :3

Omfg.

GAH!

.... NOT AGAIN!!!!!

Hello people!

I am back everyone!

Did you miss me?!

Alright, since i'm in a good mood. I'm going to blog one of those really really insanely stupid posts.

HERE GOES!

Today, the topic will be..

PANTIES!

ZOMG! THAT'S LIKE MY FAIVORAIT SUBJEK!



OOOOOO K!!!!

LEEEEEEET'S A GOGO!

Panties.. The bringer of light, the undergarments of the goddess, the secret lust that God has towards such tight garments..

YES PANTIES!

What I cherish and love so much.. Hmm...

I'm about to unleash my almost-darkest-sexiest-horniest-murkiest-mokgobjaiest secret ever..

MUSIC INTRO!!

-DUUUN!! DUN DUN DUUUUUN DOOOOON!!!! BOOM BAAAM!! BOOM BOM BAAAARMM!!!-

HOW TO.......... STEAL.......... PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANTIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!


Ok. LADIES WHO READ THIS! IF YOU KNOW ME YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY! IT'S JUST ONE.. OR MAYBE TWO PAIRS OF PANTIES MISSING!
... xD

Ok ok. Let us begin the preparations..


STEP ONE!
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To steal, you will need nimbleness... Stealth, speed, persuasion, and lust!! LUST!!! A LOT OF LUST!!

Yes my friends, you need lust.. HOW DOES ONE TRAIN ONE'S LUST?! Many people ask. Ahh, this is but one of the obstacles you need to pass [sharks, piranhas, dragons, magical dildos ect ect.].

To train one's lust, you must have concentration, will, the love for panties, the lust for women, and a frying pan.

Why a frying pan!? Well, to hit yourself with.. You need endurance! From the women! In case you get caught, they will pummel you with all they've got. Pillows, blankets, plushies, bras and even..... THEIR USED TAMPONS! ZOMG ZOMG!!!

Ok. Just do as you are told and you will be fine.

In order to begin the training, you must hit yourself with a frying pan over and over and over again. At least 17 times a day for two months. If you survive, and still isn't retarded, YOU PASSED THE FIRST TEST! CONGRATULATIONS! YAY! WOOOHOOO!!

... BUT IT'S NOT DONE YET!

Moving on to....


STEP TWO!
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Women have an accute sense of smell. The slightest whiff of NERD AURA and B.O WILL DRIVE THEM INSANE!! IT WILL MAKE THEM JOIN AS ONE AND STAMPEDE ON YOU OVER AND OVER AGAIN!

You need the right type of... Smell to get inside their domain. Not just ANY smell, it is.. THE SMELL! Yes. THE smell.

What is THE smell you all ask. Well, THE smell is the smell that women prefers the most. It actually depends on what type of SMELL your target prefers. If they like cologne, just dab a little on yourself and you're in for the FIRST ROUND. If they like perfume, spray a little. If they like lasagna, well.. DON'T PUT IT ON YOURSELF MORON! BAKE ONE FOR THEM!

Yeah. It's that simple. All you need is the right moves and you'll be in round one.

.... IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH SMELLS IF YOU UNDERSTOOD ME AND PAID ATTENTION!

MOVING ON TO...


STEP THREE!
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Simple as step two, you need the right gear. Sexy pants, a nice shirt, a hot belt, a pair of socks, a little hair gel, and a nice wallet.

You see, girls prefer to see men in their... Best attire. Colour synchronization is IMPORTANT! Black DOES NOT MATCH WITH PURPLE!!! PINK DOES NOT MATCH BROWN! You see? All you need is a sense of staaaille~

Yes STYLE! It's not a hard "sense" to develop. It's like.. Checking for nose pickings in the morning, or... checking whether your pits are smelling bad or not. It's simple, really!

Now once you've accomplished this and impressed the girl, you're one step closer into HER PANTY DRAWER!



STEP FOUR!
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With the right moves and the right style, all you're lacking now is.. The suaveness of a gentleman.

Yes. The SUAVENESS of a GENTLEman. You ask, OMFGWTFBBQHAXZOMGBUTTSECKS! HOW ON EARTH CAN SOMEONE DEVELOP THIS!? IT'S IMPROBABLE, NO WAIT, IMPOSSSSSSIIBBLLEEEE!!!

WRONG YOU FOOL! I WILL PWN JOO WITH MY SHAFT OF FURY!!!!!

And THAT is an example of what a gentleman is NOT!

If you were a gentleman, you would reply with a simple,



"Fuck you."


EASY BEING A GENTLEMAN EH!?

Now you've had the final ingredient.. You are finally, THE ULTIMATE POWARZ!!



AND THAT IS HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES!

TEH ENDZZ!!

LOLOLOL!!

I WASTED YOUR TIME!

Oh well! HOPE YOU HAD A GOOD LAUGH!

XD

BYE!

Yay!

Ok, from now onwards, I will blog more often.

... Ok. This counts as a post because i'm in school now, and i'm lazy.

.... HORNY BUTTSECKS! D=<

Ok. xD

.... BYE!