It's time.. After so long...

Well... Dear readers.. I'm closing down the blog..

.... NOT! HAHA!

IT'S TIME FOR A FREAKIN' POSST!!

... PEAAANUT BUTTER JEEEELLEH! PEANUT BUTTER JEEEELLEH! PEANUTBUTTERJELLEH! PEANUTBUTTERJELLEH!

... xD!

Alright. Sooooo... What should I post today... Hmm... Oooh! I know! I should post about... POSTCARDS! ... Or not. Maybe that in a later time, it's so over used.. OH! OH! OH! I GOT IT!! I'll be posting about PROM! Since it's coming up soon [in 2 months, well... CLOSE ENOUGH SO SHUT UP! D:
... WEEEEELLL!!!! LET'S BEGIN THIS MOTHER!

.... Sooooo! Aaaaabout Prom! Many people wonder, well actually, KIDS wonder, "Oh my God! It's Prom! It's so yuuucky! Boys and girls have to wear nice clothings and slow dance with each other! Eeew! Why do they have to do it!!? Why is this shit showing on television anyways? Fucking Disney.."

OMG! I WAS RIGHT! EVEN THE CHILDREN KNOW! HIDE! HIIIIDE!!! GO MY PRETTIES! FLYYYY! FLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

FOR THE WICKED WITCH OF THE NORTHEASTERN BORDER THAT IS NEAR THE SOUTHWESTERN.. LAND OF BUTTSEX!!!

THAT MADE NO FREAKIN' SENSE! I JUST FEELING LIKE TYPING IN CAPITALS NOW BECAUSE I CAN!!

Ok.. So.. Anyways! What's the point of PROM NIGHT?

Well, it's a one-last-time gathering for all the senior students before they have to leave to go some other country, study somewhere else, or even commit suicide due to depression! Yay!
:D!

So, there are many traditions in Prom Night! Shall I elaborate?!

OF COURSE I SHOULD! WTF! YOU CAN'T TELL ME NOT TO! D:< GRR I GIFJOOBUTTSECKSNOW! GRR!!

-fap fap fap fap- Oh wait. That's the sound of a guy masturbating, I SWEAR IT'S NOT ME!

... Ok maybe it IS me, but... Fapping is good! Like Mario eating shrooms. ... Fucking turd, he gets to get "high" everytime! GET IT?! HE'S BIG AND TALL WHEN HE HAS MUSHROOMS! HIGH? TALL?! HAHAHAHAHA FUCK I CRACK MYSELF UP! HAHAHAHAHA!

OKOK! Back to the point already. Prom Night traditions!

Well, one of the MOST FAMOUS PROM NIGHT TRADITIONS IS....!

... LOSING YOUR VIRGINITY IF YOU'RE STILL A VIRGIN! IF YOU'RE NOT ONE, WELL... YOU LOSE IT AGAIN! BECAUSE THE GIRL WOULD BE LIKE, "Oh my God, I want you inside me! I'm feeling so hot and horny because the atmosphere is so thick and the tradition is fuelling my temptation! FUCK ME!! UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!" and shit like that. Oooor, she could be normal and horny and just wants sex because she's a sexually deprived because she's sick of being done by her dad.

... )':...

AAAANYWAAAYS! So! Another tradition in Proms are MOONING TO EVERYONE!

That's right! Mooning! What IS exactly mooning!?

Well, mooning is BASICALLY FUCKING STRIPPING YOUR PANTS AND UNDIES DOWN AND FLASHING YOUR BUTT TO EVERYONE THAT MAY BE OFFENDED! SO DON'T WASH YOUR BUTTOCKS IF YOU WANNA FUCKING MOON ON THAT DAY! MIGHT AS WELL MAKE IT MORE FUCKING DISGUSTING BECAUSE YOUR BALLS WOULD BE STICKING OUT FROM THE BOTTOM ANYWAYS!

... :D...
... NO I'M NOT GAY!!!

Sooo.... What other Prom Traditions ARE there!?

... Well.. It contains..
..... Well I don't know anymore. SORRY FOR NOT WATCHING ENOUGH AMERICAN MOVIES?! OK!?

.. JESUS!!! WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE TALKING IN THIS ROOM!? ARE YOU ALL DEAF!? I MEAN MUTE?!?!

.. Oh wait.. I'm the poster here.. Sooo...

.... Here's a nice video for you to enjoy! :D I SWEAR YOU'D LOVE IT!

Go go PARODY RANGERS BITCHESSSSSS!!!!!!

Viewer Discretion Advised :

... FUCK I ALWAYS WANTED TO SAY THAT! I'VE SAID IT NOW! WOOHOOO!! Ok, here's your fucking links you lazy bitches.
.... <3! ;D

Parody Rangers Part 1 : http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/339918

Parody Rangers Part 2 : http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/377791

Parody Rangers Part 3 : http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/401846

Ok. Now you have the links, FUCKING GO ALREADY! I SWEAR YOU WILL NOT REGRET IT!! :D!

... OK THAT'S ALL FOR TODAY! SO REMEMBER KIDS! PROM NIGHT IS THE NIGHT FOR YOU TO SCORE NO MATTER HOW UGLY YOU ARE!

... Ok maybe it DOES matter if you're ugly, BUT STILL FUCK YEAH HAVING SEX ON A SPECIAL DAY FOR A STUPID REASON IS GOOD!

.. LATER BISHES!!! :D

JACKSON OOOUUUUT!!!