Sunday, October 12, 2008

Japan!

Hey guys! Been long since I've posted ANYTHING.

Well, the reason I'm having this, probably one last post is because I wanna tell you guys..

HOW FUCKING AWESOME JAPAN IS.

FUCK YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

Food's great, chicks are hot, electronics are cheap, you get to exercise alot, chicks are hot.

Oh, did I repeat chicks are hot? Well you know why?

BECAUSE THEY FUCKING ARE.

HELLLLLZZZZ YEAAAH.

So, I wuz lyk, hay, der r jepeniz gurlz hear.

n my fwenz wer lyk, hellz yeh der be demz shitz bro.

n i wuz lyk, hooo shit, chk DAT SHIT OOOOWWWWWWWWWUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.

n we wer lyk, HOOLYYYYYYYY SHIIIIIT WE HAVE TO FUCKING MASTER JAPANESE SOON OR NOT I'LL DIE OF CONSTANT ERECTIONS FROM THE HOT GIRLS THAT WEAR FISHNET LEGGINGS HERE.

... D: D: D: D: D: D:

Sorry girls, in Malaysia I mean, the girls here, are hotter than you by a longshot..

Well, not ALL the girls in Malaysia, well, most of them.

.... ):

... HAHA I DISSED YA'LL. I BET YA'LL ARE LIKE, "Omfg Jackson what a bitch, fucking asshole wei say that most Malaysian girls are less hotter than Japanese girls, who the fuck is he to compare us to Japanese girls?"

And I'll be all, WHO AM I? WHO THE FUCK AM I TO COMPARE? I'M JACKSON. ROOOOOOARRRRRR.

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... Okay sugar rush is ovar.

... Bai gaiz, hopez 2 see u agnz soon sometym.

December 22nd I'll be back.

And.. Well, uhh.

.... Sometimes I wish I don't have to go back to Malaysia anymore...

Love you peeps in Malaysia. :D

2 comments:

Jasmine said...

yeah, you ARE a bitch XP

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