Tis' a post! O:!

Rrrroooooooooooarrrr!!!!

YES! I HAVE DECIDED TO BLOG.

... OH. MY. FUCKING. GOD.

NO. FUCKIN'. WAY.

Alright alright.

So....! Uhh. The thing I'm gonna blog about today is.....

Trannies.

... Yeah.

... That's the first word that came into my mind. Trannies.

OKOK.

.. LET'S GO.

.. SO. What ARE Trannies.

LAWL. HAHAHA. YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT ARE TRANNIES? HOLY SHIT MAN. ARE YOU IN FOR A TREAAAAT! OHOHOHO!! THIS IS LIKE THAT TIME WHEN ME AND KEITH WERE IN THE BED TOGETHER WITH OUR THONGS AND FLORESCENT LIGHTS ON AND.... ..... OHOHOHO. Ok, no, there was never such an event. BUT STILL, OHOHOHO. YOU'RE IN FOR A TREAT!

ALRIGHT. So, I have done some... "Research", and I have concluded that--- Wait a minute. No, no. That sounds wrong. That would mean I was searching for Tranny pics. Okok. Let me rephrase that. Yes. I, Jackson Lee, have outsourced the source of the main source of the source's source of information by...

READING WIKIPEDIA. LAWL. DO U LYK WIKIPEDIAZ 2!?? :D:D:D!

Okok. SOOOOO. Anyways. Trannies. What ARE Trannies. OHOHOHO. I'll TELL you what Trannies are. OHOHOHO.

... OHOHOHO!!! Trannies are actually grannies wearing track pants.

OHOHOHO!!! THAT WASN'T EVEN FUNNY! OHOHOHO!!!!!!

OK LAH FINE LAH OMFG. TRANNIES ARE CHICKS WITH DICKS.

LAWL. CHIX WIT DA DIX. IT'S LIKE, PIXIE AND DIXIE, EXCEPT, PIXIE IS A CHICK, AND DIXIE IS A DICK. LAWL.

LAWLAWLAWLAWLAWLAWLAWLAWLROFLCOPTALMAOTHEDOGGYPOOLOLLERSKATEZ.

..... Ok lah.

Maybe I'm NOT gonna finish it after all..

HAHAHA. WHAT A CLIFFHANGER. LAWL. IN YOUR FACES.

I'll update this if I feel like it.

... XD!

... Wouldn't you love to know what I have to say?

:O!!!!!!!!!