Rrrroooooooooooarrrr!!!!
YES! I HAVE DECIDED TO BLOG.
... OH. MY. FUCKING. GOD.
NO. FUCKIN'. WAY.
Alright alright.
So....! Uhh. The thing I'm gonna blog about today is.....
Trannies.
... Yeah.
... That's the first word that came into my mind. Trannies.
OKOK.
.. LET'S GO.
.. SO. What ARE Trannies.
LAWL. HAHAHA. YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT ARE TRANNIES? HOLY SHIT MAN. ARE YOU IN FOR A TREAAAAT! OHOHOHO!! THIS IS LIKE THAT TIME WHEN ME AND KEITH WERE IN THE BED TOGETHER WITH OUR THONGS AND FLORESCENT LIGHTS ON AND.... ..... OHOHOHO. Ok, no, there was never such an event. BUT STILL, OHOHOHO. YOU'RE IN FOR A TREAT!
ALRIGHT. So, I have done some... "Research", and I have concluded that--- Wait a minute. No, no. That sounds wrong. That would mean I was searching for Tranny pics. Okok. Let me rephrase that. Yes. I, Jackson Lee, have outsourced the source of the main source of the source's source of information by...
READING WIKIPEDIA. LAWL. DO U LYK WIKIPEDIAZ 2!?? :D:D:D!
Okok. SOOOOO. Anyways. Trannies. What ARE Trannies. OHOHOHO. I'll TELL you what Trannies are. OHOHOHO.
... OHOHOHO!!! Trannies are actually grannies wearing track pants.
OHOHOHO!!! THAT WASN'T EVEN FUNNY! OHOHOHO!!!!!!
OK LAH FINE LAH OMFG. TRANNIES ARE CHICKS WITH DICKS.
LAWL. CHIX WIT DA DIX. IT'S LIKE, PIXIE AND DIXIE, EXCEPT, PIXIE IS A CHICK, AND DIXIE IS A DICK. LAWL.
LAWLAWLAWLAWLAWLAWLAWLAWLROFLCOPTALMAOTHEDOGGYPOOLOLLERSKATEZ.
..... Ok lah.
Maybe I'm NOT gonna finish it after all..
HAHAHA. WHAT A CLIFFHANGER. LAWL. IN YOUR FACES.
I'll update this if I feel like it.
... XD!
... Wouldn't you love to know what I have to say?
:O!!!!!!!!!
Thursday, May 01, 2008
Thursday, April 17, 2008
OMG. IT'S A TAG POST! :O
Instructions: Remove ONE question from below, and add in your personal question, make it a total of 20 questions, then tag 8 people in your list, list them out at the end of this post. Notify them in their chat box that he/she has been tagged. Whoever does the tag will have blessings from all.
1. What have you realised recently?
Well, I've realized that I had so many relationship opportunities with so many girls, but I blew them because I was a childish moron that didn't know how to treat girls properly, well, not to say I'm not a childish moron NOW, I mean, like, less of a childish moron who knows how to treat girls now. :3
2. Have you given your first kiss away?
Yes. Shu Yen forced it on me. ;_;
xP
3. If you were to be stranded on a deserted island, who are the 3 blog buddies you would take with you? Why?
1. Keith - He's like, my brother that I never had. It's impossible to die of boredom if he's around. :O!
2. Wai Kit - Well, someone to talk shit with. And also go insane with. :O!
3. Shu Yen - Third person that has my trust, so... I'll drag her along to go insane too! :O!
4. Where is the place that you want to go the most?
... Uhh. An island by a lakeside, when in the morning, a thin mist spreads over like a sheet of blanket on a baby, and dew painted on the grass so when the sun shines, a beautiful plain can be seen.
5. If you can have 1 dream to come true, what would it be?
Dream, I'd want to lose my tummy and be able to eat as much as I want without gaining weight. Yeah. That'd be a dream.
6. Do you believe in seeing a rainbow after the rain?
LoL. I believe in Leprachauns, why not rainbows? :b
7. What are you afraid to lose the most now?
Myself.
8. If you win $1 million, what would you do?
I would play stock market. ;b
9. If you meet someone that you love, would you confess to him/her?
I would, definitely.
10.List out 3 good points of the person who tagged you.
Nicole;
- Fun to argue with. xD
- Fun to poke. ;3
- Nice person to win money from. .. XD!!
11. What are the requirements that you wish from your other half?
Not SUPER OBSESSIVE. And I want to feel like there's fireworks in my heart and I hug her from the back. Yeah, that'd be awesome.
12. Which type of person do you hate the most?
Pessimists.
13. What is your ambition?
An inventor, or maybe a game designer, or an actor.
Wonder which would suite me more.
14. If you have faults, would you rather the people around you point out to you or would you rather they keep quiet?
I'd rather tell everyone myself.
15. What do you think is the most important thing in your life?
Family.
16. Are you a shopaholic or not?
Nah, not really.
17. Find a word to describe the person who tagged you.
Girlwholikestogambleandrunaroundshoutingwithsugarandchocolates.
That qualifies right? x3
18. If you have a chance. Which part of your character you would like to change?
Uhh, well, I'm like a HUGE attention whore, so.. I just want to be an attention whore. Yeah. :b
19. Whats the last shocking thing you've seen or heard?
OMG! Hahaha! Just yesterday, I had like, lobster sashimi with my family and Keith, and well, you know how restaurants like to place the head and tail of the lobster on the dish for decoration? Yeah. So when the dish came out, right when I was about to grab a piece of raw flesh, THE LOBSTER HEAD STARTED MOVING AND CRAWLED OFF THE PLATE. LOLOLOL!! THAT WAS TEH AWESUMEST THING EVAR! Me and Keith felt kinda bad for a moment because the lobster was like, still alive and shit. But in the end, it was good lobster. xD
20. What are you gonna do now?
.. Uhm... Fap? xD
I tag;
-Shu Yen
-Amelia
-Ian Tan
-And ANYONE WHO HAS A BLOG THAT READ THIS! xD [Except for Alvin, he's did it before. :b]
1. What have you realised recently?
Well, I've realized that I had so many relationship opportunities with so many girls, but I blew them because I was a childish moron that didn't know how to treat girls properly, well, not to say I'm not a childish moron NOW, I mean, like, less of a childish moron who knows how to treat girls now. :3
2. Have you given your first kiss away?
Yes. Shu Yen forced it on me. ;_;
xP
3. If you were to be stranded on a deserted island, who are the 3 blog buddies you would take with you? Why?
1. Keith - He's like, my brother that I never had. It's impossible to die of boredom if he's around. :O!
2. Wai Kit - Well, someone to talk shit with. And also go insane with. :O!
3. Shu Yen - Third person that has my trust, so... I'll drag her along to go insane too! :O!
4. Where is the place that you want to go the most?
... Uhh. An island by a lakeside, when in the morning, a thin mist spreads over like a sheet of blanket on a baby, and dew painted on the grass so when the sun shines, a beautiful plain can be seen.
5. If you can have 1 dream to come true, what would it be?
Dream, I'd want to lose my tummy and be able to eat as much as I want without gaining weight. Yeah. That'd be a dream.
6. Do you believe in seeing a rainbow after the rain?
LoL. I believe in Leprachauns, why not rainbows? :b
7. What are you afraid to lose the most now?
Myself.
8. If you win $1 million, what would you do?
I would play stock market. ;b
9. If you meet someone that you love, would you confess to him/her?
I would, definitely.
10.List out 3 good points of the person who tagged you.
Nicole;
- Fun to argue with. xD
- Fun to poke. ;3
- Nice person to win money from. .. XD!!
11. What are the requirements that you wish from your other half?
Not SUPER OBSESSIVE. And I want to feel like there's fireworks in my heart and I hug her from the back. Yeah, that'd be awesome.
12. Which type of person do you hate the most?
Pessimists.
13. What is your ambition?
An inventor, or maybe a game designer, or an actor.
Wonder which would suite me more.
14. If you have faults, would you rather the people around you point out to you or would you rather they keep quiet?
I'd rather tell everyone myself.
15. What do you think is the most important thing in your life?
Family.
16. Are you a shopaholic or not?
Nah, not really.
17. Find a word to describe the person who tagged you.
Girlwholikestogambleandrunaroundshoutingwithsugarandchocolates.
That qualifies right? x3
18. If you have a chance. Which part of your character you would like to change?
Uhh, well, I'm like a HUGE attention whore, so.. I just want to be an attention whore. Yeah. :b
19. Whats the last shocking thing you've seen or heard?
OMG! Hahaha! Just yesterday, I had like, lobster sashimi with my family and Keith, and well, you know how restaurants like to place the head and tail of the lobster on the dish for decoration? Yeah. So when the dish came out, right when I was about to grab a piece of raw flesh, THE LOBSTER HEAD STARTED MOVING AND CRAWLED OFF THE PLATE. LOLOLOL!! THAT WAS TEH AWESUMEST THING EVAR! Me and Keith felt kinda bad for a moment because the lobster was like, still alive and shit. But in the end, it was good lobster. xD
20. What are you gonna do now?
.. Uhm... Fap? xD
I tag;
-Shu Yen
-Amelia
-Ian Tan
-And ANYONE WHO HAS A BLOG THAT READ THIS! xD [Except for Alvin, he's did it before. :b]
Sunday, March 23, 2008
Blah.
.... Gah.
... I miss blogging.
But I'm so lazy to.
... >_>;
... Should I update my blog? :3
... Or should I just keep it this way for now. o_o;
.... Meh.
... Off~ ;b
Later peeps.
... I miss blogging.
But I'm so lazy to.
... >_>;
... Should I update my blog? :3
... Or should I just keep it this way for now. o_o;
.... Meh.
... Off~ ;b
Later peeps.
Friday, March 07, 2008
Betrayal.
Did you ever wonder, does your best friend ever talk about the little secrets that you tell them to NEVER tell anyone to other people?
I learned today, not even your best friend deserves such an honor. So, listen up, a FEMALE best friend, to be more specific, SHU YEN, canNOT be trusted with little bits of secrets, because in the end, they will turn out to be juicy gossip.
Yes Shu Yen, if you're fucking reading this, this is for YOU.
And to those people who don't know who Shu Yen is, don't bother.
I learned today, not even your best friend deserves such an honor. So, listen up, a FEMALE best friend, to be more specific, SHU YEN, canNOT be trusted with little bits of secrets, because in the end, they will turn out to be juicy gossip.
Yes Shu Yen, if you're fucking reading this, this is for YOU.
And to those people who don't know who Shu Yen is, don't bother.
Friday, February 08, 2008
Happy Chinese New Year!
Gahaha! It's Chinese New Year! O:
... And I'm updating my blog.
... FOR CHINESE NEW YEAR! YAY! :D
.... Meh. So...
.... Hmm..
.... I COULD write one of those random shits that I always did.
.. But... It'd take too much time..
.. I wrote half of it already, I'm keeping it drafted for now.
Soooo.... Tune in NEXT time when I post it! xD
... You'd be surprised! .. or maybe not.
.... BUT IN ANY CASE! HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR EVERYONE! :3
... And I'm updating my blog.
... FOR CHINESE NEW YEAR! YAY! :D
.... Meh. So...
.... Hmm..
.... I COULD write one of those random shits that I always did.
.. But... It'd take too much time..
.. I wrote half of it already, I'm keeping it drafted for now.
Soooo.... Tune in NEXT time when I post it! xD
... You'd be surprised! .. or maybe not.
.... BUT IN ANY CASE! HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR EVERYONE! :3
Monday, January 21, 2008
Fooorget it.
The recording won't do. The equipment I have, SUCKS SHIT.
>_>
.. I recorded myself, and when I played back, everything was mumbly. >_>
And static-ey.
... LoL.
D:
... I guess until I get proper equipment then. :B
.. Sorry readers. ):
>_>
.. I recorded myself, and when I played back, everything was mumbly. >_>
And static-ey.
... LoL.
D:
... I guess until I get proper equipment then. :B
.. Sorry readers. ):
Thursday, January 17, 2008
Ohoho!
I'm back!
.. Temporarily. :b
... WILL RECORD SINGING SOON! :D
.. Yes, I can assure you that it's me singing.
... Good or not, I don't know. Hope the quality doesn't suck.
.. D:
... OK LATER READERS! :B
.. Temporarily. :b
... WILL RECORD SINGING SOON! :D
.. Yes, I can assure you that it's me singing.
... Good or not, I don't know. Hope the quality doesn't suck.
.. D:
... OK LATER READERS! :B
Tuesday, December 18, 2007
Sunday, December 02, 2007
Hey, ho, let's go!
Greetings fellow readers!
... Due to my reasons, that maybe jealousy, or hatred, or even admiration or whatever you want to call it, I'm gonna make a recording of me singing "Hey there Delilah." because there are so many people posting about "great random singers on the web" and well, I'd like to give it a shot. :b
... Will post the recording in about, 16 hours. :B
.... Later! O':
... Due to my reasons, that maybe jealousy, or hatred, or even admiration or whatever you want to call it, I'm gonna make a recording of me singing "Hey there Delilah." because there are so many people posting about "great random singers on the web" and well, I'd like to give it a shot. :b
... Will post the recording in about, 16 hours. :B
.... Later! O':
Saturday, November 17, 2007
,,, OMG IT'S SEXILY PREPARED MASTURBATION!!
OMFG. THE SEXILY PREPARED MASTURBATION HAS ARRIVED!
.. Or maybe for the people who don't know what it stands for..
... Here's a clue.
SEXILY PREPARED MASTURBATION.
.... STILL don't get it?
.. OMFG LAH ARE YOU BLIND?
.. OK LAH! HERE'S A REAL CLUE.
.... SEXILY PREPARED MASTURBATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
... If you HAVEN'T SEEN IT THROUGH..
... Congratulations. You're definitely getting straight A's for this.
... OK IT'S TIME TO GO NOW.. LOVE YOU READERS.
... MWAK MWAK MWAK.
... Bye. )':
... Ok, really. Bye.
.... Oh yeah, and this.
... :B
..... And and and... This!
.... 8B!
... OOH OOH!! AND THIS!!!!
OMNOMNOOMNOMNOMONOMONOMOM.
K BAI NAO.
.. Or maybe for the people who don't know what it stands for..
... Here's a clue.
SEXILY PREPARED MASTURBATION.
.... STILL don't get it?
.. OMFG LAH ARE YOU BLIND?
.. OK LAH! HERE'S A REAL CLUE.
.... SEXILY PREPARED MASTURBATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
... If you HAVEN'T SEEN IT THROUGH..
... Congratulations. You're definitely getting straight A's for this.
... OK IT'S TIME TO GO NOW.. LOVE YOU READERS.
... MWAK MWAK MWAK.
... Bye. )':
... Ok, really. Bye.
.... Oh yeah, and this.
... :B
..... And and and... This!
.... 8B!
... OOH OOH!! AND THIS!!!!
OMNOMNOOMNOMNOMONOMONOMOM.
K BAI NAO.
Monday, October 29, 2007
Monday, October 22, 2007
Well, out for two months or more!
Cut things short, for the first time, I got into an argument with my dad, fought, I decided I was sick and tired of him fucking me up for playing the computer, I smash my monitor.
... The End.
... O:
... Later readers, about, TWO MONTHS later. :3
Visit soon!
... The End.
... O:
... Later readers, about, TWO MONTHS later. :3
Visit soon!
Thursday, October 11, 2007
Wednesday, October 10, 2007
Fucking parents.
I want to fucking get out of the house now. I want my fucking license and my own fucking apartment far fucking away from my parents.
FUCK YOU FUCKS.
FUCK YOU FUCKS.
Tuesday, October 09, 2007
Congratulations!
Congrats Shu Yen! Finally!
.. Well yeah that's all I wanted to say.
... FINALLY! You're happy, I'M happy. WOOHOO! :3
.. Well yeah that's all I wanted to say.
... FINALLY! You're happy, I'M happy. WOOHOO! :3
Monday, October 08, 2007
New art!
The cold winter.. In the dark breezes...
A poor family, looking through their glass window, in search of a small light of hope.
Picture updated.
A poor family, looking through their glass window, in search of a small light of hope.
Picture updated.
Tuesday, October 02, 2007
It's time.. After so long...
Well... Dear readers.. I'm closing down the blog..
.... NOT! HAHA!
IT'S TIME FOR A FREAKIN' POSST!!
... PEAAANUT BUTTER JEEEELLEH! PEANUT BUTTER JEEEELLEH! PEANUTBUTTERJELLEH! PEANUTBUTTERJELLEH!
... xD!
Alright. Sooooo... What should I post today... Hmm... Oooh! I know! I should post about... POSTCARDS! ... Or not. Maybe that in a later time, it's so over used.. OH! OH! OH! I GOT IT!! I'll be posting about PROM! Since it's coming up soon [in 2 months, well... CLOSE ENOUGH SO SHUT UP! D:
... WEEEEELLL!!!! LET'S BEGIN THIS MOTHER!
.... Sooooo! Aaaaabout Prom! Many people wonder, well actually, KIDS wonder, "Oh my God! It's Prom! It's so yuuucky! Boys and girls have to wear nice clothings and slow dance with each other! Eeew! Why do they have to do it!!? Why is this shit showing on television anyways? Fucking Disney.."
OMG! I WAS RIGHT! EVEN THE CHILDREN KNOW! HIDE! HIIIIDE!!! GO MY PRETTIES! FLYYYY! FLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!
FOR THE WICKED WITCH OF THE NORTHEASTERN BORDER THAT IS NEAR THE SOUTHWESTERN.. LAND OF BUTTSEX!!!
THAT MADE NO FREAKIN' SENSE! I JUST FEELING LIKE TYPING IN CAPITALS NOW BECAUSE I CAN!!
Ok.. So.. Anyways! What's the point of PROM NIGHT?
Well, it's a one-last-time gathering for all the senior students before they have to leave to go some other country, study somewhere else, or even commit suicide due to depression! Yay!
:D!
So, there are many traditions in Prom Night! Shall I elaborate?!
OF COURSE I SHOULD! WTF! YOU CAN'T TELL ME NOT TO! D:< GRR I GIFJOOBUTTSECKSNOW! GRR!!
-fap fap fap fap- Oh wait. That's the sound of a guy masturbating, I SWEAR IT'S NOT ME!
... Ok maybe it IS me, but... Fapping is good! Like Mario eating shrooms. ... Fucking turd, he gets to get "high" everytime! GET IT?! HE'S BIG AND TALL WHEN HE HAS MUSHROOMS! HIGH? TALL?! HAHAHAHAHA FUCK I CRACK MYSELF UP! HAHAHAHAHA!
OKOK! Back to the point already. Prom Night traditions!
Well, one of the MOST FAMOUS PROM NIGHT TRADITIONS IS....!
... LOSING YOUR VIRGINITY IF YOU'RE STILL A VIRGIN! IF YOU'RE NOT ONE, WELL... YOU LOSE IT AGAIN! BECAUSE THE GIRL WOULD BE LIKE, "Oh my God, I want you inside me! I'm feeling so hot and horny because the atmosphere is so thick and the tradition is fuelling my temptation! FUCK ME!! UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!" and shit like that. Oooor, she could be normal and horny and just wants sex because she's a sexually deprived because she's sick of being done by her dad.
... )':...
AAAANYWAAAYS! So! Another tradition in Proms are MOONING TO EVERYONE!
That's right! Mooning! What IS exactly mooning!?
Well, mooning is BASICALLY FUCKING STRIPPING YOUR PANTS AND UNDIES DOWN AND FLASHING YOUR BUTT TO EVERYONE THAT MAY BE OFFENDED! SO DON'T WASH YOUR BUTTOCKS IF YOU WANNA FUCKING MOON ON THAT DAY! MIGHT AS WELL MAKE IT MORE FUCKING DISGUSTING BECAUSE YOUR BALLS WOULD BE STICKING OUT FROM THE BOTTOM ANYWAYS!
... :D...
... NO I'M NOT GAY!!!
Sooo.... What other Prom Traditions ARE there!?
... Well.. It contains..
..... Well I don't know anymore. SORRY FOR NOT WATCHING ENOUGH AMERICAN MOVIES?! OK!?
.. JESUS!!! WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE TALKING IN THIS ROOM!? ARE YOU ALL DEAF!? I MEAN MUTE?!?!
.. Oh wait.. I'm the poster here.. Sooo...
.... Here's a nice video for you to enjoy! :D I SWEAR YOU'D LOVE IT!
Go go PARODY RANGERS BITCHESSSSSS!!!!!!
Viewer Discretion Advised :
... FUCK I ALWAYS WANTED TO SAY THAT! I'VE SAID IT NOW! WOOHOOO!! Ok, here's your fucking links you lazy bitches.
.... <3! ;D
Parody Rangers Part 1 : http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/339918
Parody Rangers Part 2 : http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/377791
Parody Rangers Part 3 : http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/401846
Ok. Now you have the links, FUCKING GO ALREADY! I SWEAR YOU WILL NOT REGRET IT!! :D!
... OK THAT'S ALL FOR TODAY! SO REMEMBER KIDS! PROM NIGHT IS THE NIGHT FOR YOU TO SCORE NO MATTER HOW UGLY YOU ARE!
... Ok maybe it DOES matter if you're ugly, BUT STILL FUCK YEAH HAVING SEX ON A SPECIAL DAY FOR A STUPID REASON IS GOOD!
.. LATER BISHES!!! :D
JACKSON OOOUUUUT!!!
.... NOT! HAHA!
IT'S TIME FOR A FREAKIN' POSST!!
... PEAAANUT BUTTER JEEEELLEH! PEANUT BUTTER JEEEELLEH! PEANUTBUTTERJELLEH! PEANUTBUTTERJELLEH!
... xD!
Alright. Sooooo... What should I post today... Hmm... Oooh! I know! I should post about... POSTCARDS! ... Or not. Maybe that in a later time, it's so over used.. OH! OH! OH! I GOT IT!! I'll be posting about PROM! Since it's coming up soon [in 2 months, well... CLOSE ENOUGH SO SHUT UP! D:
... WEEEEELLL!!!! LET'S BEGIN THIS MOTHER!
.... Sooooo! Aaaaabout Prom! Many people wonder, well actually, KIDS wonder, "Oh my God! It's Prom! It's so yuuucky! Boys and girls have to wear nice clothings and slow dance with each other! Eeew! Why do they have to do it!!? Why is this shit showing on television anyways? Fucking Disney.."
OMG! I WAS RIGHT! EVEN THE CHILDREN KNOW! HIDE! HIIIIDE!!! GO MY PRETTIES! FLYYYY! FLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!
FOR THE WICKED WITCH OF THE NORTHEASTERN BORDER THAT IS NEAR THE SOUTHWESTERN.. LAND OF BUTTSEX!!!
THAT MADE NO FREAKIN' SENSE! I JUST FEELING LIKE TYPING IN CAPITALS NOW BECAUSE I CAN!!
Ok.. So.. Anyways! What's the point of PROM NIGHT?
Well, it's a one-last-time gathering for all the senior students before they have to leave to go some other country, study somewhere else, or even commit suicide due to depression! Yay!
:D!
So, there are many traditions in Prom Night! Shall I elaborate?!
OF COURSE I SHOULD! WTF! YOU CAN'T TELL ME NOT TO! D:< GRR I GIFJOOBUTTSECKSNOW! GRR!!
-fap fap fap fap- Oh wait. That's the sound of a guy masturbating, I SWEAR IT'S NOT ME!
... Ok maybe it IS me, but... Fapping is good! Like Mario eating shrooms. ... Fucking turd, he gets to get "high" everytime! GET IT?! HE'S BIG AND TALL WHEN HE HAS MUSHROOMS! HIGH? TALL?! HAHAHAHAHA FUCK I CRACK MYSELF UP! HAHAHAHAHA!
OKOK! Back to the point already. Prom Night traditions!
Well, one of the MOST FAMOUS PROM NIGHT TRADITIONS IS....!
... LOSING YOUR VIRGINITY IF YOU'RE STILL A VIRGIN! IF YOU'RE NOT ONE, WELL... YOU LOSE IT AGAIN! BECAUSE THE GIRL WOULD BE LIKE, "Oh my God, I want you inside me! I'm feeling so hot and horny because the atmosphere is so thick and the tradition is fuelling my temptation! FUCK ME!! UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!" and shit like that. Oooor, she could be normal and horny and just wants sex because she's a sexually deprived because she's sick of being done by her dad.
... )':...
AAAANYWAAAYS! So! Another tradition in Proms are MOONING TO EVERYONE!
That's right! Mooning! What IS exactly mooning!?
Well, mooning is BASICALLY FUCKING STRIPPING YOUR PANTS AND UNDIES DOWN AND FLASHING YOUR BUTT TO EVERYONE THAT MAY BE OFFENDED! SO DON'T WASH YOUR BUTTOCKS IF YOU WANNA FUCKING MOON ON THAT DAY! MIGHT AS WELL MAKE IT MORE FUCKING DISGUSTING BECAUSE YOUR BALLS WOULD BE STICKING OUT FROM THE BOTTOM ANYWAYS!
... :D...
... NO I'M NOT GAY!!!
Sooo.... What other Prom Traditions ARE there!?
... Well.. It contains..
..... Well I don't know anymore. SORRY FOR NOT WATCHING ENOUGH AMERICAN MOVIES?! OK!?
.. JESUS!!! WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE TALKING IN THIS ROOM!? ARE YOU ALL DEAF!? I MEAN MUTE?!?!
.. Oh wait.. I'm the poster here.. Sooo...
.... Here's a nice video for you to enjoy! :D I SWEAR YOU'D LOVE IT!
Go go PARODY RANGERS BITCHESSSSSS!!!!!!
Viewer Discretion Advised :
... FUCK I ALWAYS WANTED TO SAY THAT! I'VE SAID IT NOW! WOOHOOO!! Ok, here's your fucking links you lazy bitches.
.... <3! ;D
Parody Rangers Part 1 : http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/339918
Parody Rangers Part 2 : http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/377791
Parody Rangers Part 3 : http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/401846
Ok. Now you have the links, FUCKING GO ALREADY! I SWEAR YOU WILL NOT REGRET IT!! :D!
... OK THAT'S ALL FOR TODAY! SO REMEMBER KIDS! PROM NIGHT IS THE NIGHT FOR YOU TO SCORE NO MATTER HOW UGLY YOU ARE!
... Ok maybe it DOES matter if you're ugly, BUT STILL FUCK YEAH HAVING SEX ON A SPECIAL DAY FOR A STUPID REASON IS GOOD!
.. LATER BISHES!!! :D
JACKSON OOOUUUUT!!!
Tuesday, September 04, 2007
Not another tag.. ARGH! BIRTHDAY TODAY! :3 So it's a BIRTHDAY TAG! :D... ):
Rules: Simple, just list a few things you've done in your past, be it sinister or childish, or even downright dumb. You may use my post as a sample.Minimum ten things please. =)You can choose whether to tag another person or not.This is just for fun, but if possible, post a picture of a younger you, and the current you.Please put aside feelings of embarrassment. And write what you want to. =)To readers: If the author did not write names, and you know who it is. Keep it to yourself. Thanks.
MEMORY NUMBER ONE
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... I used to run around naked in front of everyone until I was 12. Then I realized it was wrong. ... Good times good times.. O:
MEMORY NUMBER TWO
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.. I apparently thought a shaver is cool, and "shaved" my tongue. Cut the tip of my tongue. ... Didn't dare to say anything. xO Good times... Good times.. :B
MEMORY NUMBER THREE
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.. Well... I used to be even uglier.. D: Don't have a picture though, sorry to disappoint. xO
MEMORY NUMBER FOUR
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Uhh.. I once had a toy stuck in my nose. They had to strap me down at a hospital in order to make me relax. LOL. Like, in four layers of blanket. :B
MEMORY NUMBER FIVE
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I used to be so fat, in those Primary School uniforms, you could see my tits sticking out.
... LOL! :B
MEMORY NUMBER SIX
--------------------------
I was so afraid of doing the wrong things, I avoid it. Thus, I could never keep a decent relationship. :B Because I was afraid kissing a girl would be wrong. :b
MEMORY NUMBER SEVEN
------------------------------
When I was young, I was really hyper and naughty. Until such an extent that I was sent to an "experienced mother", which is Suet Sim's cousin's mother. o: I love her so much. :3 I love the whole family so much. I miss the old days.. T_T
MEMORY NUMBER EIGHT
------------------------------
I didn't know what "period" was until I was Form 1. LOL. D:
MEMORY NUMBER NINE
----------------------------
I used to love Power Rangers until I bought a Red Ranger costume and wore it constantly. I stopped watching it when they stopped airing it. Then when I was 12, I watched another new version of Power Rangers, and realized, how lame and corny it was. And how bad the theme song was. "GO GO POWER RANGERS!"
MEMORY NUMBER TEN
---------------------------
I've had so many pets before. 12 hamsters, 2 turtles, 2 rabbits, six dogs, two chickens.
.. All of them died. LOL. o:
.. AND SADLY I HAVE NO PICTURES! D:
... I tag..
... NO ONE! D:<
Ok byeee! xD
MEMORY NUMBER ONE
----------------------------
... I used to run around naked in front of everyone until I was 12. Then I realized it was wrong. ... Good times good times.. O:
MEMORY NUMBER TWO
----------------------------
.. I apparently thought a shaver is cool, and "shaved" my tongue. Cut the tip of my tongue. ... Didn't dare to say anything. xO Good times... Good times.. :B
MEMORY NUMBER THREE
------------------------------
.. Well... I used to be even uglier.. D: Don't have a picture though, sorry to disappoint. xO
MEMORY NUMBER FOUR
-----------------------------
Uhh.. I once had a toy stuck in my nose. They had to strap me down at a hospital in order to make me relax. LOL. Like, in four layers of blanket. :B
MEMORY NUMBER FIVE
----------------------------
I used to be so fat, in those Primary School uniforms, you could see my tits sticking out.
... LOL! :B
MEMORY NUMBER SIX
--------------------------
I was so afraid of doing the wrong things, I avoid it. Thus, I could never keep a decent relationship. :B Because I was afraid kissing a girl would be wrong. :b
MEMORY NUMBER SEVEN
------------------------------
When I was young, I was really hyper and naughty. Until such an extent that I was sent to an "experienced mother", which is Suet Sim's cousin's mother. o: I love her so much. :3 I love the whole family so much. I miss the old days.. T_T
MEMORY NUMBER EIGHT
------------------------------
I didn't know what "period" was until I was Form 1. LOL. D:
MEMORY NUMBER NINE
----------------------------
I used to love Power Rangers until I bought a Red Ranger costume and wore it constantly. I stopped watching it when they stopped airing it. Then when I was 12, I watched another new version of Power Rangers, and realized, how lame and corny it was. And how bad the theme song was. "GO GO POWER RANGERS!"
MEMORY NUMBER TEN
---------------------------
I've had so many pets before. 12 hamsters, 2 turtles, 2 rabbits, six dogs, two chickens.
.. All of them died. LOL. o:
.. AND SADLY I HAVE NO PICTURES! D:
... I tag..
... NO ONE! D:<
Ok byeee! xD
Sunday, September 02, 2007
Ahh fuck. Tagged. Bij. D:<
Name 10 school friends from the opposite sex.
1. Sabrina
2. Shu Wei
3. Suet Sim
4. Sze Wen
5. Amelia
6. Shu Yen
7. Carmen
8. Emily
9. Najwa
10. Isabelle
.. Tagged by Sabrina by the way. D:<
Would you rather party with 1 or 7 ?
[1] Sabrina. [7] Carmen.
I'm not much of a party person, well, I don't dance, but I do everything else. I don't know Carmen very well and Sabrina parties hard... Yeah. Sabrina. :b
Marry 2 or 6 ?
[2] Shu Wei. [6] Shu Yen.
... This is hard. I was with Shu Yen before already, so... SHU WEII!! <3>
Kill 3 or 8 ?
[3] Suet Sim. [8] Emily.
... I'd kill Suet Sim. D:< ... No hard feelings! xD
Date 9 or 10 ?
[9] Najwa. [10] Isabelle.
I'd take Isabelle. Najwa is too... .... Najwa. Isabelle is HOT. D:<>
Make out with 4 or 7 ?
[4] Sze Wen. [7] Carmen.
Uhh.. I'm not sure about this one.. I'd try Carmen though. :D Sze Wen is too explosive sometimes and too nice sometimes. She could be really mean when I make out with her. D':
Cuddle with 6 or 8 ?
[6] Shu Yen. [8] Emily.
... Shu Yen I guess.. So.. Warm.. Yes I'M MEAN IN TAGS. D:<
Have kids with 4 or 5 ?
[4] Sze Wen. [5] Amelia.
Why don't I just fap? :D -fap fap fap-
Live with 1 or 9 ?
[1] Sabrina. [9] Najwa.
Sabrina. I have my reasons. ... :D..
Be stuck on an island with 2 or 5 ?
[2] Shu Wei. [5] Amelia.
... SHU WEIII!!! I'm gonna RAPE YOU ON THE ISLAND DUE TO THE LACK OF SEX IF YOU DON'T GIVE IT TO ME! >:D...
Trade lives with 8 or 10 ?
[8] Emily. [10] Isabelle.
I'd go with Isabelle's. She's hot. ... :D... I can look at my sexy boday aaaalll daaay. xD...
Wake up next to 4 or 9 ?
[4] Sze Wen. [9] Najwa.
I don't know about this one. o_o; I'm guessing... Hmmm.. Both would be nice. :D I'm sure they have a little experience of their own already. ;D So a threesome the night before would be nice. :D
Completely disown 3 or 7 ?
[3] Suet Sim. [7] Carmen.
.. Sorry Suet Sim.. You've gotta go. :b I don't know Carmen well.. Sooo.. YEAH! :D
Eyes ?
Hmm... I'd say [9] Najwa. :3
Smile ?
[2] Shu Wei! :D Such an innocent smile. :D
Face ?
Uhmm... [10] Isabelle. Wooah. Though I may even never see you again.. T_T
Body ?
Uhh... [1] Sabrina has a nice body.. At least to me. I think. o_o; NO I'M NOT BEING BIAS! D:< style="width: 0px;">
Abs ?
I have no bloody idea who has abs. [4] Sze Wen I guess.
Ass ?
... Hmm.. I'd go with [3] Suet Sim. She has a small butt. xD
Style ?
Uhhmm... [9] Najwa. I guess. o:
A few more questions...
Has 3 ever hurt you ?
[3] Suet Sim.
Uhh. Yes. Physically. :/
Have you ever hurt 4 ?
[4] Sze Wen.
LoL. Yes. D':
Who's the funniest ?
[1] Sabrina.
... Well. She's the only one that makes me laugh. LoL. Though it can be annoying at times. NO BIASNESS HERE. :B
Can you beat up 8 ?
[8] Emily.
LoL. Yes. I'd annihilate her. LOL.
When was the last time you saw 9 ?
[9] Najwa.
Merdeka eve and Merdeka day. o:
Who's the smartest ?
.... I'm the smartest. :D
How long have you known 2 ?
[2] Shu Wei.
Since Form 1! FIVE YEARS SHU WEIII!! XD
What would you do if 1 and 6 started fighting ?
[1] Sabrina. [6] Shu Yen.
... Laugh. LOL. Hard. LOLOL.
Who is dating 6/crushing on ?
[6] Shu Yen.
... Nobody.. Crushing. .... I'm giving a bias guess, me? :'D
Does 7 smell good ?
[7] Carmen.
Though it may seem so stalker-ish. But I DID try to go after her before. So... Yes. She does. LoL.
Who will you still be talking to in 15 years ?
What the fuck kind of question is this? Everyone duh. --;
Sadly. It's come to an end. And I have to say I tag...
... No one.
So here's the list.
1) Nobody.
2) Nobody McMuffin.
3) Nobody McEgg.
4) Nobody McChicken.
5) Nobody SPICY AYAM GOLENG MC DZZZ!!
OK BAINOWZ! <3 .. LOVE YOU LYNN BABYYYY!! <3 :3
Saturday, June 16, 2007
Hey ho! Let's go!
Hello everyone! =D
I've been away for so long!
... From my blog at least.
And it's time... TO...!!!
poststhataresuperandomtoattractmorepeopletoreadthisblogbecauseimsohornyfrom
thatgiantantthatijustatewithmybuttocksthatarelubricatedwithbutter.
WOO! THAT WAS LONG!
OK!!!!!!!
Fellow readers, it is time.
To.
Make.
Some.
[strike]Love[/strike]Posts.
Alright!
Here we go.
TODAY'S TOPIC WILL BE ON....
DEFENSE OF THE ANCIENTS ALLSTARS!!!!!
ZOMFG!!! YOU MAY ASK..
.. OMFG WTFLOLROFLKOPTALOLLERSKATINGNINJASASBUTTSECKS WTF DOTA!??!
Yes. DotA.
Well, first off. It's addictive. Fun, sometimes it can be very pissing off when you get KSed [KS = when one of your kills get stolen by some other [strike]motherfucker[/strike]player].
Alright!
[STEP 1] - BEGINNING WITH DOTA!
DotA isn't an easy game to master. You need to learn how to play the Heroes, then the items. Then the combination of Heroes and items. And then the skill builds, and blah blah blah blah... [Nerd talk going on here nothing to see.]
Yeah. Alright. So those are the basics, you just need interest, the concentration, the skill and the nimbleness of your fucking fingers.
[STEP 2] - INSTALLING THE GAME!
Alright. Since we've gone through the basics [STFU YES STEP 1 IS THE BASICS.] I guess we can begin with the game. You'll need to download the latest maps from the official website, which I will not be giving because it'd be fucking stupid and people would think I have no life, though I don't have one originally. Hee hee! ^^ <--- WTF!
Ok. Anyways! Begin by running the Warcraft III : Frozen Throne game.
You'll probably ask, WAIT A MINUTE! WTF IS WARCRAFT III : FROZEN THRONE!??!?!
YOU STIUPIIEEED NUOOOB~!!!!!!!!!111222@@111!1!
I mean, Warcraft III : Frozen Throne is the game program to play DotA with. You'll need to get the Warcraft III : Reign Of Chaos CD first because Warcraft III : Frozen Throne is an expansion. So it's very simple if you summarize it all down.
Get the Warcraft III : Reign Of Chaos CD, install it, get the Warcraft III : Frozen Throne expansion CD, install it and you're ready to go! :B
[STEP 3] - PLAYING THE GAME!
This is probably going to be the longest section in the whole post.
Let's begin then.
.... Wait a minute I need to take a deep breath first before I go rogue while typing this section out.
....
.....
......
.......
........
Alright! Let's BEGIN!
First, GET THE CD, oh you got it? Installed it? Good good.
NOW YOU IDIOT GET THE MAP!
www.dota-allstars.com
Once you've downloaded the latest map, you will need to AAAH AAAAH AAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!! AAAAAH LEI MOU AH!!! SO HARD!! AAAAAAH!!!! I'M CUMING!!! I'M CUMING!!!!! PSSSHTT PSSSSHT SPLURT SPLURT SPUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURTTTTTT!!!!!
Ok. Did you understand that? Ok. Once you've downloaded the map, cut and paste it inside the "Maps" folder in your Warcraft III : Frozen Throne folder.
Yes, it's been simple so far. You'd probably ask, "What was that orgasm up there for? Was it really necessary? It's really disguting you know that? -.-".
HELL YES YOU DICKS IT WAS!! IT'S THE MOTHERLOAD! THE MOTHERSHIP!! YOU CAN'T DENY THE SCRIN! [Nerd joke, hehe. -snort-]
OK WHATEVER LET'S JUST CONTINUE WITH THE TUTORIAL!
Downloaded? Done? Cut and pasted map into the right folder? Done? GOOD!
IT'S TIME TO RUN THE PROGRAM!
Yes. It's gruesome, IT'S FUCKING GRUESOME ALRIGHT I CAN TELL YOU THAT! YOU'LL NEED THE COURAGE, THE BRAVERY, THE SPEED, THE AGILITY, THE MOUSE THAT YOU'LL BE USING TO CLICK YOUR PROGRAM AND FURTHERMOST!
... YOUR FINGER!!!
Yes. Difficult task. TRY to drag your mouse over to the Warcraft III : Frozen Throne icon on your desktop/laptop and double click it.
YES! AAAH! THAT'S RIGHT! CLICK IT! AAAH! DOUBLE CLICK! AAAH TRIPLE IT TRIPLE IT! AAH AAAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! -SPUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURT!!!-
Whew.. Damn you're good. I'm all wet already...
.... OK! LET'S CONTINUE!
Yeah. I don't think I have to teach you how to start the game because i'd be orgasming again and you'd be like, God he keeps repeating the same thing again, maybe once or twice is funny but the third time is just fucking lame. Get a life Jackson.
HAH I READ YOUR BLOODY MIND! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Ok. So, once you've started the game, DOTA ALLSTARS!!!! YEAAAAH!!!
[STEP 4] - CHOOSING A HERO!
Well, this isn't so hard. Just your mouse and click on a Hero. o_o; Not very hard is it?
... What do you expect from this section? A joke? Pfft!
[STEP 5] - CHOOSING THE RIGHT SKILLS!
God i'm getting sick of writing this already. :O
Alright, anyways! Choosing the right skills. Yes. There are many many skills, each hero has different skills and spells.
There are two types of skills in DotA.
Passive Skills - Skills that activate automatically and cannot be activated manually. They also have no mana cost.
Active Skills - Skills that include spells and all that require MANA to cast and cannot be activated automatically unless it is prompted to. Almost all Active skills are activated manually.
For example, Mirana has Elune's Arrow, which does 360 damage at level 4 and costs 100 Mana, therefore it isn't a passive skill, but an ACTIVE skill instead, while Mortred has Coup De Gras [PRONOUNCED COO DE GRA YOU MORON NOT COOP DE GRASS.] which allows Mortred to do 6 times more damage with a critical strike, and is a PASSIVE skill.
Yes. It's actually that easy to understand! You've been thinking, "Wtf! I feel like a dumbass now! DOH! Homer like dooooonuuuts... Mmmm.." WELL THEN STFU!
[STEP 6] - BUYING THE RIGHT ITEMS!
Well, this is probably the most annoying part of the game, GETTING THE RIGHT ITEMS!
Yes. The right items for the right Heroes can truly make a difference in the two factions [The Sentinel, or the good guys, and The Scourge, which are the bad guys.] in achieving victory.
Well i'm not gonna elaborate on this section because if I do i'll brown my pants and start eating insects.
... Why?
Well if you MUST know, alright.
Because in my mind, the cerebral cortex is [CENSORED].
Weird huh? o.o;
HEHEHEHE. >:B
[STEP 7] - THE FINAL STEP!
Once you've refrigerated the peanuts, IT IS TIME TO BRING IT OUT! YES! THOUGH YOUR HANDS ARE TWITCHING, YOU'RE SWEATING FROM EXCITEMENT!
... Wait a minute..! THIS IS THE DOTA GUIDE! JACKSON YOU MORON!! -starts beating up himself because he feels horny and also because he has a sexual arousement of seeing a double of himself from the future who is a cripple that has three hands and who just commited suicide-
W3LL D47 K0NK1UD$ D1$ G41D3!
KTHXBAIEGGSARESOYUMMYIBROWNMYPANTSWHILERIDING
THEROFLKOPTAWITHALOLLERSKATERWHODOESNTWEARPANTS
ANDHASBOTHTHEGENITALSWHICHMAKESHERVERYSEXY
ESPECIALLYWHENSHE'SDEADBECAUSEI'MANECROPHILLIAC.
[No i'm not actually a real necrophilliac, but you'd like to see me as one wouldn't you? BECAUSE
YOU'RE A NECROPHILLIACPHLLIAC!]
HEHEHEHEHE!!
... Ok bye..
-Drops on knees and cries-
I've been away for so long!
... From my blog at least.
And it's time... TO...!!!
poststhataresuperandomtoattractmorepeopletoreadthisblogbecauseimsohornyfrom
thatgiantantthatijustatewithmybuttocksthatarelubricatedwithbutter.
WOO! THAT WAS LONG!
OK!!!!!!!
Fellow readers, it is time.
To.
Make.
Some.
[strike]Love[/strike]Posts.
Alright!
Here we go.
TODAY'S TOPIC WILL BE ON....
DEFENSE OF THE ANCIENTS ALLSTARS!!!!!
ZOMFG!!! YOU MAY ASK..
.. OMFG WTFLOLROFLKOPTALOLLERSKATINGNINJASASBUTTSECKS WTF DOTA!??!
Yes. DotA.
Well, first off. It's addictive. Fun, sometimes it can be very pissing off when you get KSed [KS = when one of your kills get stolen by some other [strike]motherfucker[/strike]player].
Alright!
[STEP 1] - BEGINNING WITH DOTA!
DotA isn't an easy game to master. You need to learn how to play the Heroes, then the items. Then the combination of Heroes and items. And then the skill builds, and blah blah blah blah... [Nerd talk going on here nothing to see.]
Yeah. Alright. So those are the basics, you just need interest, the concentration, the skill and the nimbleness of your fucking fingers.
[STEP 2] - INSTALLING THE GAME!
Alright. Since we've gone through the basics [STFU YES STEP 1 IS THE BASICS.] I guess we can begin with the game. You'll need to download the latest maps from the official website, which I will not be giving because it'd be fucking stupid and people would think I have no life, though I don't have one originally. Hee hee! ^^ <--- WTF!
Ok. Anyways! Begin by running the Warcraft III : Frozen Throne game.
You'll probably ask, WAIT A MINUTE! WTF IS WARCRAFT III : FROZEN THRONE!??!?!
YOU STIUPIIEEED NUOOOB~!!!!!!!!!111222@@111!1!
I mean, Warcraft III : Frozen Throne is the game program to play DotA with. You'll need to get the Warcraft III : Reign Of Chaos CD first because Warcraft III : Frozen Throne is an expansion. So it's very simple if you summarize it all down.
Get the Warcraft III : Reign Of Chaos CD, install it, get the Warcraft III : Frozen Throne expansion CD, install it and you're ready to go! :B
[STEP 3] - PLAYING THE GAME!
This is probably going to be the longest section in the whole post.
Let's begin then.
.... Wait a minute I need to take a deep breath first before I go rogue while typing this section out.
....
.....
......
.......
........
Alright! Let's BEGIN!
First, GET THE CD, oh you got it? Installed it? Good good.
NOW YOU IDIOT GET THE MAP!
www.dota-allstars.com
Once you've downloaded the latest map, you will need to AAAH AAAAH AAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!! AAAAAH LEI MOU AH!!! SO HARD!! AAAAAAH!!!! I'M CUMING!!! I'M CUMING!!!!! PSSSHTT PSSSSHT SPLURT SPLURT SPUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURTTTTTT!!!!!
Ok. Did you understand that? Ok. Once you've downloaded the map, cut and paste it inside the "Maps" folder in your Warcraft III : Frozen Throne folder.
Yes, it's been simple so far. You'd probably ask, "What was that orgasm up there for? Was it really necessary? It's really disguting you know that? -.-".
HELL YES YOU DICKS IT WAS!! IT'S THE MOTHERLOAD! THE MOTHERSHIP!! YOU CAN'T DENY THE SCRIN! [Nerd joke, hehe. -snort-]
OK WHATEVER LET'S JUST CONTINUE WITH THE TUTORIAL!
Downloaded? Done? Cut and pasted map into the right folder? Done? GOOD!
IT'S TIME TO RUN THE PROGRAM!
Yes. It's gruesome, IT'S FUCKING GRUESOME ALRIGHT I CAN TELL YOU THAT! YOU'LL NEED THE COURAGE, THE BRAVERY, THE SPEED, THE AGILITY, THE MOUSE THAT YOU'LL BE USING TO CLICK YOUR PROGRAM AND FURTHERMOST!
... YOUR FINGER!!!
Yes. Difficult task. TRY to drag your mouse over to the Warcraft III : Frozen Throne icon on your desktop/laptop and double click it.
YES! AAAH! THAT'S RIGHT! CLICK IT! AAAH! DOUBLE CLICK! AAAH TRIPLE IT TRIPLE IT! AAH AAAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! -SPUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURT!!!-
Whew.. Damn you're good. I'm all wet already...
.... OK! LET'S CONTINUE!
Yeah. I don't think I have to teach you how to start the game because i'd be orgasming again and you'd be like, God he keeps repeating the same thing again, maybe once or twice is funny but the third time is just fucking lame. Get a life Jackson.
HAH I READ YOUR BLOODY MIND! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Ok. So, once you've started the game, DOTA ALLSTARS!!!! YEAAAAH!!!
[STEP 4] - CHOOSING A HERO!
Well, this isn't so hard. Just your mouse and click on a Hero. o_o; Not very hard is it?
... What do you expect from this section? A joke? Pfft!
[STEP 5] - CHOOSING THE RIGHT SKILLS!
God i'm getting sick of writing this already. :O
Alright, anyways! Choosing the right skills. Yes. There are many many skills, each hero has different skills and spells.
There are two types of skills in DotA.
Passive Skills - Skills that activate automatically and cannot be activated manually. They also have no mana cost.
Active Skills - Skills that include spells and all that require MANA to cast and cannot be activated automatically unless it is prompted to. Almost all Active skills are activated manually.
For example, Mirana has Elune's Arrow, which does 360 damage at level 4 and costs 100 Mana, therefore it isn't a passive skill, but an ACTIVE skill instead, while Mortred has Coup De Gras [PRONOUNCED COO DE GRA YOU MORON NOT COOP DE GRASS.] which allows Mortred to do 6 times more damage with a critical strike, and is a PASSIVE skill.
Yes. It's actually that easy to understand! You've been thinking, "Wtf! I feel like a dumbass now! DOH! Homer like dooooonuuuts... Mmmm.." WELL THEN STFU!
[STEP 6] - BUYING THE RIGHT ITEMS!
Well, this is probably the most annoying part of the game, GETTING THE RIGHT ITEMS!
Yes. The right items for the right Heroes can truly make a difference in the two factions [The Sentinel, or the good guys, and The Scourge, which are the bad guys.] in achieving victory.
Well i'm not gonna elaborate on this section because if I do i'll brown my pants and start eating insects.
... Why?
Well if you MUST know, alright.
Because in my mind, the cerebral cortex is [CENSORED].
Weird huh? o.o;
HEHEHEHE. >:B
[STEP 7] - THE FINAL STEP!
Once you've refrigerated the peanuts, IT IS TIME TO BRING IT OUT! YES! THOUGH YOUR HANDS ARE TWITCHING, YOU'RE SWEATING FROM EXCITEMENT!
... Wait a minute..! THIS IS THE DOTA GUIDE! JACKSON YOU MORON!! -starts beating up himself because he feels horny and also because he has a sexual arousement of seeing a double of himself from the future who is a cripple that has three hands and who just commited suicide-
W3LL D47 K0NK1UD$ D1$ G41D3!
KTHXBAIEGGSARESOYUMMYIBROWNMYPANTSWHILERIDING
THEROFLKOPTAWITHALOLLERSKATERWHODOESNTWEARPANTS
ANDHASBOTHTHEGENITALSWHICHMAKESHERVERYSEXY
ESPECIALLYWHENSHE'SDEADBECAUSEI'MANECROPHILLIAC.
[No i'm not actually a real necrophilliac, but you'd like to see me as one wouldn't you? BECAUSE
YOU'RE A NECROPHILLIACPHLLIAC!]
HEHEHEHEHE!!
... Ok bye..
-Drops on knees and cries-
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