What a week!

Helloo everyone! Its been a long time since i've posted. My internet connection was down for three weeks, how I suffered, no wanking for three whole weeks... xD =X

Anyhoo, after that, internet connection came back on, SALUT!! Maxis said that they would improve the connection, but instead, I think it became slightly slower. --; Yes, I only can subscribe to Maxis, GAAAARRRGGH!! D:< ... at least I got satisfaction... xD :X:X:X:X

Then, we had a football competition, was it intense. Monday, it was, THE game. The first game, which we played againts the humanities, well, we dominated them. We won by penalties, I saved 3 shots and 2 went off target. Hallelujah, so relieved. We won by ONE goal. Close shave.

Well, the second game was different, we got exhausted, and I got a freakin blister, so I couldn't perform really well as the first game. We lost 4-1. Oh well, its just a friendly match, we'll get em' next week.Heh. DOMINATE EM'!!

Then today right after school, me, Jasmine, Ida, Nisrin, Tessa, and Chun Keat went to OU to watch PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN 2! HUZZAH! It was funny! I can't wait for bloody Pirates of the Carribean 3. I'M GONNA PISS BLOOD! AAARGH!! SO INTENSE WAITING!! AAAARGH!!!! ONE MORE YEAR!! GAAAAARGH!! And me and Jasmine waited in line so patiently. We met so many people from KDU and other schools. Sean was there, Audrey! Hey! xD And some other random people..

Heard that Chow Yun Fat is gonna be in Pirates of the Carribean 3. xD That's like, woah! Gonna be awesome! RADICLE! We had fun, well sorta. That's all I've gotta say for now! Out at 2250, ciao~

Evol.

Hey there everyone! Its quite a long time since I posted eh? Anyways, if there are readers left at all, thanks for bothering to come here again to check.

Its a long week.. Gah.. Yesterday was Father's day! Treated my dad to Dim Sum at Ritz Carlton, it was fun, but the service was poor. Poor poor poor. At least my dad was happy. He won MONEY! Thank you World Cup. xD

Anyways, i'm doing my Physics now. And I actually remember how to do it! Well, guess paying attention to teachers isn't that bad I guess. Paying attention once in a while really helps! I should implement this into my brain...

MY DAD JUST WON ANOTHER RM2000!!! WOOOOOHH!!!!! Celebration! The Togo and Switzerland game is on now. 2-0 now. Huzzah!!!

And Dragon Quest VIII, a wonderful game. Square Enix rocks! I'm gonna work there one day.. Great voice overs for Dragon Quest VIII, nice battle system, good music, graphics. You ought to get the game if you're a RPG game lover.

One day i'm gonna start my own series... And you all RPG lovers will be BEGGING FOR MORE! MOOOORE!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Enough of the power mad Jackson, its time, for me to go to bed! Thank you fellow readers for spending a little of your time reading this, see ya!

Out at 10:50PM! See ya! xD

Project.. NOOOO!!

Hey there everyone.. Project.. English.. Gah..

WE HAVE PROJECT! Till' Friday to pass up, so dead...

Lazy to blog much.. Woke up at 6:15 AM, reach school at 7:50 AM, that sucks. Anyways. See ya! PROJECT!

Out at 10:28PM.

Wow.. amazing day!

Hey everyone!

Today, went to Sunway Pyramid, ice skate.. BUT before that, jam.. JAM FOR TWO HOURS! D:

Aaanyways, after jam, met Shu Yen, Wei Yen and their cousin at the skating rink, we skated for one and a half hours and I got a blister.. D:

Again, aanyways.. Shu Yen saw Su May and her boyfriend! xD Su May, we have spies.. >=] After skating, Wei Yen and cousin went to eat while me and Shu Yen went to buy tickets for the movie we were watching, Omen 666.. Ooooooh!!!

The first attempt we made failed, the indian lady checked mated us, but... The second attempt was successful! Malay people are so nice. =] After that Ziyin came and Shu Yen's cousin went back. So it was the four of us wandering around aimlessly for 2 hours, waiting for our movie to start. Had fun with air hockey and pool!

...Then.. Came... the time.. For.. OMEN! I have to admit even though I'm scared of horror flicks this one wasn't that scary, just gives you an eerie feeling.. Oh well... Not a bad movie though.

Well that's all for today.. Out at 1:33AM!

See ya!

LoL OMFGHAHAHAHA!!

Hey there everyone! Yes, today's title is weird, I just felt like putting it. Why, I told you already --; I FELT LIKE IT!!!

Aaaanyways... I woke up at 10:49AM today.. And I slept at 5:00AM. Wow. How did I manage to wake up that early?!?!?!!? Its a mystery... Hmmm... Hmmm.. Hmmm.. Hmmm..
..... Hmmm...

I just remember seeing the Star Wars Bloopers on MTV awards.. IT WAS SO FUNNY!!!

Mmm, mmm, mmmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm.

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!
OK ENOUGH OF THAT!

Went to jamming at 7:30PM with Keith and Alexander Teh, jammed till' 9:00PM, it was okok.. After that, for some reason Keith got gayer! Uhh I mean he had a rabid craving for McDonalds.. He was like.. "You know I just saw Harold and Kumar and the journey to White Castle that day, and all of a sudden, I feel like eating McDonalds!" Me and Alex looked at him and decided to walk away, but we were nice friends so we changed our mind and ate with him.

After that.. Well, got back, showered, yada yada yada and i'm here blogging!

Gonna go ice skating tomorrow! And watch.. The.. OMEN!! D:

Well.. Preparing for fright night. That's all!

Out at 11:23PM, see ya! xD

Bright night..

Hey there everyone...!

I couldn't sleep yesterday night.. I don't know why.. It doesn't even matter how hard you try, keep that in mi--

Oh wait sorry. I screwed up my sleeping time!! OMG!! NUUUUUUUUUUU!!
Gah.. What am I gonna do now?!?! I feel so sleepy now even though its only 6:19.. If I sleep I'd be a vampire... D:

But being a nocturnal creature does have its benefits.. I mean, easier access to prostitution, crazy night parties, being in the dark silence... BUT NAH!!! I'd prefer being normal. Maybe being nocturnal once in a blue moon ain't that bad.

Anyhoo... Woke up at 16:13 today.. Then ate lunch, I had Chicken Rice and Chicken Soup! WoooO!!!! Stuffing, but my nose is stuffy so I didn't get to taste properly. Oh well..

I'm looking forward sometime to go ice skating again.. Yes, ice skating.. D: Embarrassing myself, but yet so entertaining.. The simple joys in life... Well.. I'm gonna go play now!

Out at 18:23! See ya!

Fermented underground.

Hellooo everyone! I'm sick.. Sorta.. Yes, sick as in ill, not mentally ill, horny, sick minded, even though I already am.

Aaaaanyways. I think I got a cold... And sore throat, band auditions are coming up... D: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Need to memorize lyrics, but yet so lazy and tired..

Once again, aaaanyways, i'm not going Bangkok anymore! Huzzah! Really wanna go ice skating... xD Yes, ice skating. Thanks to Jasmine I have an addiction now, if you're reading this Yen, uhh.. CHICKEN!! BAKAWK!!!

Hungry, tired, miserable, hungryhungryhungryhungryhungry, suffering, hungryhungryhungryhungryhungryhungryhungry.

That's all for today! D:

See ya! Out at 11:24PM.

Ahh.. Lovely, just lovely.

Hey everyone! Its been a long time since I've blogged, to the readers, if there are any left, I apologise.

Anyways.. The holidays are here!! Went to Pulau Kapas, or, Cotton Island, not bad, other than the sand flies, and salty waters, everything was perfect, oh there is the food too, it really, really sucked. Oh well...

I won so much money in Kapas, 240, rich as some gambler who just won... Money...
MONEY!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

We went for snorkling, wow, the fishes and corals were BEAUTIFUL! We saw a shark.. It was scary, I almost pissed blood, and thank god the girls who had period weren't in the waters, if so WE'D ALL BE DEAD! But the shark was small, so it wasn't a threat. When we got back, had a cocktail, and recieved a headache. Oh well...

Other than that, won money money money... On the way back, we had lunch, had 4 bowls of rice, and ate the fastest. When I finished three bowls, the others were still half way. Everyone was amazed. That was really cool.

After that, got back, yada yada yada, yada yada.

And here I am today, posting. xD

Hope you had fun reading! See ya!! Out at 1:53AM!

... Addicted to Numa numa!!

Mi-a-hii
Mi-a-huu
Mi-a-haa
Mi-a-ha ha

Mi-a-hii
Mi-a-huu
Mi-a-haa
Mi-a-ha ha

Mi-a-hii
Mi-a-huu
Mi-a-haa
Mi-a-ha ha

Mi-a-hii
Mi-a-huu
Mi-a-haa
Mi-a-ha ha

1) Allo, salut, sint yel, un hydook,
she teraw, youbeera mah, primesh der, vericheera,
2) Allo, Allo, sint yel, Picasso,
Tiam dat beep, she sen voynic, un dar sege ti notes cher nimeek

[Chorus]
vrais a pleche dar numa numa i-ay
numa numa i-ay numa numa numa i-ay
kipul tow she dragosta din tay, ma mintesc day oki ti-ay

vrais a pleche dar numa numa i-ay
numa numa i-ay numa numa numa i-ay
kipul tow she dragosta din tay, ma mintesc day oki ti-ay

3) Desoon, set spoon, cheseet, ah kum
Allo, youbeera mah, sint yel, vericheera

4) Allo, Allo, sint yarshio, Picasso,
Tiam dat beep, she sen voynic, un dar sege ti notes cher nimeek

[Chorus]
vrais a pleche dar numa numa i-ay
numa numa i-ay numa numa numa iay
kipul tow she dragosta din tay, ma mintesc day oki ti-ay

vrais a pleche dar numa numa i-ay
numa numa i-ay numa numa numa i-ay
kipul tow she dragosta din tay, ma mintesc day oki ti-ay

Mi-a-hii
Mi-a-huu
Mi-a-haa
Mi-a-ha ha

Mi-a-hii
Mi-a-huu
Mi-a-haa
Mi-a-ha ha

Mi-a-hii
Mi-a-huu
Mi-a-haa
Mi-a-ha ha

Mi-a-hii
Mi-a-huu
Mi-a-haa
Mi-a-ha ha

[Chorus]
vrais a pleche dar numa numa i-ay
numa numa i-ay numa numa numa i-ay
kipul tow she dragosta din tay, ma mintesc day oki ti-ay

vrais a pleche dar numa numa i-ay
numa numa i-ay numa numa numa i-ay
kipul tow she dragosta din tay, ma mintesc day oki ti-ay

Gah!!!!

Sex, gah sex.

Hello everyone! You know.. There's one thing I can't understand. Its orgasms.
Females can have four orgasms at once, and guys can only have once without feeling tired. How do females do it four times!? Its amazing!!! I have taken the liberty of thinking of ways how guys can release their orgasms with girls at the same time.
Ahem,

First step, feel them. Touch them at their vagina, play with it. Make them feel so hot that they'd just get wet. Orgasm one down.

Second step, lick. Lick their vagina, taste the juice of virgins, the nectar of gods. Mmmm.. Lets not waste em', eh? So both party benefits. Lick until they have another orgasm. Two, one to go.

Final step, finger them. Insert your finger in and pull it out consequtively(sp?). Then try to touch the 'G' spot, it makes them feel really good and finally, orgasm three.

And finally, three orgasms are down. The last step, make sure your penis is fully erected, well actually its impossible to not erect already. So insert that shaft and start shoving it in and out!

... Uhh.. The daily rantings of me! Hallelujah!

... BYE NOW!

Hello everyone!

Helloooo people! What a great day it is today! BM cancelled for no reason, had a good revision in Add Maths, had tuna and eggs and tomatoes and onions with oatmeal... The goodness in life is so simple to achieve.. Ahh...

... Ahh.....
.... Ahh, AHH AHH AHHHHHHH!!!!!!

THE PAIN!!!! MY -insert organ here-!!! AHHHH!!

Ok that's enough with the randomness, hope you had a small good laugh back there~ See ya!

~Jack out~ -XD

Ahh.. What a boring day...

Hello everyone once again....!

Well.. Today wasn't really the best day.. I woke up at 10:-- AM. And I couldn't sleep again. What a weird thing to happen... Then after that I was supposed to go to eat with my parents, but my tuition teacher came! What the hell...

So I starved for 1:30 hours, and then rushed to eat Indomee!! The savior of all indians! So anyways... I did nothing but play all day...

After dinner, my dad gave me and my sister a lecture... For no reason...! I mean, what's up with that.. Giving a lecture for no reason.. And he kept repeating the same things over and over and over and over again... -sigh-

Well, that's all for today...! See ya!

-sigh-... We've beaten Red House!

I have absolutely nothing to say but...

WE BEAT RED HOUSE!! HAHAHA!!!!

Ok.. See ya...

Tired.. so very tired...

Hey there everyone...! I'm.. again tired. For one week. PRACTICE PRACTICE PRACTICE!! From my perfect tanned skin.. TO BLACK CRISPY .... SOMETHING!!

My whole body aches... Sports day is coming up soon.. very very soon... Gah... I have nothing to post as i'm in school. Oh well. See ya all!

Ahh.. once again.. Tired...

Allo' everyone once again..

I'm just dead tired today. Dead tired. Gonna go sleep now. See ya.

Tired, just freakin tired.

Hello everyone.

-sigh- I'm so tired. I ran, I got third, I jumped, I got disqualified. Ohh well. Gah. I'm really tired.
The weirdest thing happened in my life. My testicles started to hurt for no freakin reason for a while, about 6 hours, then it stopped while I was playing chinese drums, WTF IS UP WITH THAT!??!

Just really really tired today. Don't feel like posting much. Gonna summarize it really short today in point forms. Here goes..
- Balls hurt for no reason.
- Got very tired, very VERY tired.
- After school, went for Chinese Drums till' 5PM.
- After 5PM, went for cheerleading.
- During cheerleading, had nothing to do, so I went to play soccer.
- Went back at 6:30PM.
- Stopped for A&W's.
- For some bloody reason. I was given a chicken burger when I said the sentence "I want a Mozza burger set, regular, normal fries." three times, and I was given a chicken burger and CURLY fries.
- Was extremely pissed, but too lazy to turn back.
- Back at home, then blogged.
- Now, going to go to bed. Even though its just 8:30PM.

See ya everyone... -yawn-

Bacardi Coke is good. Rum rum rum rum...

Heya everyone...!

I had the greatest day IN MY LIFE YESTEDAY!! Thank god I decided to go to Caleb's house in the end or I wouldn't have had the best time in my life...

Well, on Friday, Caleb was like calling me and asking me whether I could go to his house to stay over. I didn't want to go because I was lazy. But somehow, there was this small part of me telling me to go because he's from China and came back to hangout with us.

So anyways, I went to his house, I was first there, so first it was quite boring, until we played..... F.E.A.R....!! God. That game is like bloody scary. THE GIRL!!! AHHHH!!! THE GIRL!! **WARNING! GAME SPOILERS!** There was this part in the vent, you had to crawl through it, and you see a girl proning and crawling really fast towards you and it dissapears in your face. I almost pissed in my pants. It was freakin scary.... Then after that Darryl and Keith came, salvation! We forced Darryl to play, and he was like shouting like a freakin monkey being circumsized.

Then.. We had Dominos! Dominos has really good lasagna.. (However you spell that.) We didn't have banana kaya pizza.. I was nagging at Caleb telling him to order banana kaya and he didn't do it.. Caleb.. If you're reading this... SUPERSMECKSMANDDDDDDDXXXPORNO!

We had beer, (... Keith mixed it with Coke and the foams became hard. So cool.) and then I got the drink of my life that's alcoholic, and I liked it! Good ol' Caleb. Thanks Caleb!!!!!
Then we played Battle Realms until like what, 5:30AM? Then we went to bed. Me and Caleb were talking until 6:15AM and then I couldn't take it anymore, so I went to bed.

The next day! (Which is today) We had to wake up at 8:15AM. I only had 2 hours to sleep? Wtf?! I managed it with Caleb's super-cold-shower-water-that-will never-heat-up-no-matter-what. It woke me up. I thought my winkle shrunk for a moment, then I looked closer, oh, its just unerected, oh well! Morning erection can be a real pain sometimes. You wake up with your penis long and hard and you try to adjust it but you're too lazy because you just woke up.

Well. That's all.. For today AND yesterday...! CALEB I'M GONNA MISS YOU MAN!! I'll see you in May...!!!!

See ya all!

What a day. What a, day.

Hello everyone once again. -sigh- Today was a tiring and dissapointing day.

Firstly, I had my Additional Mathematics examination. I think i'm gonna fail. Gah. Then, we had football. I got tackled and my foot got stomped on, now I have to limp or hop. Oh well. Its not THAT bad. I had assam laksa. Mmmm.. Laksa... I still feel hungry though.

Anyways. I'm in school while doing this. Hope teacher doesn't scold me for this. Blogs are for good people...

... See ya everyone..! Hope you had a good day...!

Discharge, what a lovely word.

Hello everyone once again!

Today, was a CRAZY DAYY!! CRAZY I TELL YOU!

Well. Maybe at the end of school, anyways. The day started out normal.
Woke up at 6:00AM, then went to sleep at 6.00:01AM. Then I woke up at 6:50AM and I went " OMG! I'M SO DEAD!!!" Had Oatmeal for breakfast, had oatmeal for dinner! Hoorah~!

Anyways, I hope I don't fail my physics and history. I've already failed the rest. I feel freakin dumb. FREAKIN DUMB!! And to say I worked so hard for them. -sigh- And today's Nicole Danielle's birthday! XD Happy birthday!!!!

Then.. Here comes *Adding cliche here* The world's most shocking things said by girls. It was crazy. First, me and Najwa were talking about stuff. Then somehow, Zetty came in and talked about masturbation. Then, all of a sudden, I realized that the other girls in our class just came in and made comments about themselves.
These are a couple of examples.
"You know, when we get turned on, we just discharge."
"Yeah. I mean, how do you masturbate properly? I mean do we use our fingers and insert them into our vagina and move in and out or close and open? And do you think using dildos would be cleaner?"
"You know, my dad has like, three bottles of lubracation, and HE FINISHED TWO BOTTLES!"
"Yeah. I know! I mean, the average penis size for a guy should be at least..... 5.5 inches." -after this, Jackson goes- " OMFG! I FEEL SO SMALL!! "

Well. Hope you enjoyed yourselves and had a good laugh today...!
See ya next time!

Pizza + Kaya + Banana = Good eatin'.

Hey everyone...!

Well, today, was actually interesting. First of all. We had our Physics examination. DOH! I hope I score good marks for it, I studied SO HARD!! SO VERY VERY HARD!! Gah! If I don't pass it like Modern maths and Moral, i'm gonna get a hell lot of butt kickin.

Anyways. At lunch, we had Pizza! PIZZA! We had to pay RM 10 for each person, but still. I "sapu"-ed everything, a couple of seconds and a box of pizza and 3 chicken wings are gone. Well, maybe they're still digesting.. Oh well. Still counts doesn't it?

After school, I gave Nic chocolates! Yes good ol' chocolates. Not JUST any chocolates. THE chocolates. The chocolates that everyone likes...! I'm lazy to say it here, so... You could just take a guess. After that, I had cheerleading practice, and oh it was PAINFUL!

First I sprain my arm, then I caught Ky-Lynn when she fell on her ass on my chest, and I got knocked down by a falling girl. And finally. I burnt my feet. I don't like to wear shoes when i'm cheerleading. It was so tempting... But the ground was so hot... So very very hot...

Well I guess that's all. I'm going on a diet! So oatmeal + bovril = yummy! XD
See ya soon..