... Addicted to Numa numa!!

Mi-a-hii
Mi-a-huu
Mi-a-haa
Mi-a-ha ha

Mi-a-hii
Mi-a-huu
Mi-a-haa
Mi-a-ha ha

Mi-a-hii
Mi-a-huu
Mi-a-haa
Mi-a-ha ha

Mi-a-hii
Mi-a-huu
Mi-a-haa
Mi-a-ha ha

1) Allo, salut, sint yel, un hydook,
she teraw, youbeera mah, primesh der, vericheera,
2) Allo, Allo, sint yel, Picasso,
Tiam dat beep, she sen voynic, un dar sege ti notes cher nimeek

[Chorus]
vrais a pleche dar numa numa i-ay
numa numa i-ay numa numa numa i-ay
kipul tow she dragosta din tay, ma mintesc day oki ti-ay

vrais a pleche dar numa numa i-ay
numa numa i-ay numa numa numa i-ay
kipul tow she dragosta din tay, ma mintesc day oki ti-ay

3) Desoon, set spoon, cheseet, ah kum
Allo, youbeera mah, sint yel, vericheera

4) Allo, Allo, sint yarshio, Picasso,
Tiam dat beep, she sen voynic, un dar sege ti notes cher nimeek

[Chorus]
vrais a pleche dar numa numa i-ay
numa numa i-ay numa numa numa iay
kipul tow she dragosta din tay, ma mintesc day oki ti-ay

vrais a pleche dar numa numa i-ay
numa numa i-ay numa numa numa i-ay
kipul tow she dragosta din tay, ma mintesc day oki ti-ay

Mi-a-hii
Mi-a-huu
Mi-a-haa
Mi-a-ha ha

Mi-a-hii
Mi-a-huu
Mi-a-haa
Mi-a-ha ha

Mi-a-hii
Mi-a-huu
Mi-a-haa
Mi-a-ha ha

Mi-a-hii
Mi-a-huu
Mi-a-haa
Mi-a-ha ha

[Chorus]
vrais a pleche dar numa numa i-ay
numa numa i-ay numa numa numa i-ay
kipul tow she dragosta din tay, ma mintesc day oki ti-ay

vrais a pleche dar numa numa i-ay
numa numa i-ay numa numa numa i-ay
kipul tow she dragosta din tay, ma mintesc day oki ti-ay

Gah!!!!

Sex, gah sex.

Hello everyone! You know.. There's one thing I can't understand. Its orgasms.
Females can have four orgasms at once, and guys can only have once without feeling tired. How do females do it four times!? Its amazing!!! I have taken the liberty of thinking of ways how guys can release their orgasms with girls at the same time.
Ahem,

First step, feel them. Touch them at their vagina, play with it. Make them feel so hot that they'd just get wet. Orgasm one down.

Second step, lick. Lick their vagina, taste the juice of virgins, the nectar of gods. Mmmm.. Lets not waste em', eh? So both party benefits. Lick until they have another orgasm. Two, one to go.

Final step, finger them. Insert your finger in and pull it out consequtively(sp?). Then try to touch the 'G' spot, it makes them feel really good and finally, orgasm three.

And finally, three orgasms are down. The last step, make sure your penis is fully erected, well actually its impossible to not erect already. So insert that shaft and start shoving it in and out!

... Uhh.. The daily rantings of me! Hallelujah!

... BYE NOW!

Hello everyone!

Helloooo people! What a great day it is today! BM cancelled for no reason, had a good revision in Add Maths, had tuna and eggs and tomatoes and onions with oatmeal... The goodness in life is so simple to achieve.. Ahh...

... Ahh.....
.... Ahh, AHH AHH AHHHHHHH!!!!!!

THE PAIN!!!! MY -insert organ here-!!! AHHHH!!

Ok that's enough with the randomness, hope you had a small good laugh back there~ See ya!

~Jack out~ -XD

Ahh.. What a boring day...

Hello everyone once again....!

Well.. Today wasn't really the best day.. I woke up at 10:-- AM. And I couldn't sleep again. What a weird thing to happen... Then after that I was supposed to go to eat with my parents, but my tuition teacher came! What the hell...

So I starved for 1:30 hours, and then rushed to eat Indomee!! The savior of all indians! So anyways... I did nothing but play all day...

After dinner, my dad gave me and my sister a lecture... For no reason...! I mean, what's up with that.. Giving a lecture for no reason.. And he kept repeating the same things over and over and over and over again... -sigh-

Well, that's all for today...! See ya!

-sigh-... We've beaten Red House!

I have absolutely nothing to say but...

WE BEAT RED HOUSE!! HAHAHA!!!!

Ok.. See ya...

Tired.. so very tired...

Hey there everyone...! I'm.. again tired. For one week. PRACTICE PRACTICE PRACTICE!! From my perfect tanned skin.. TO BLACK CRISPY .... SOMETHING!!

My whole body aches... Sports day is coming up soon.. very very soon... Gah... I have nothing to post as i'm in school. Oh well. See ya all!

Ahh.. once again.. Tired...

Allo' everyone once again..

I'm just dead tired today. Dead tired. Gonna go sleep now. See ya.

Tired, just freakin tired.

Hello everyone.

-sigh- I'm so tired. I ran, I got third, I jumped, I got disqualified. Ohh well. Gah. I'm really tired.
The weirdest thing happened in my life. My testicles started to hurt for no freakin reason for a while, about 6 hours, then it stopped while I was playing chinese drums, WTF IS UP WITH THAT!??!

Just really really tired today. Don't feel like posting much. Gonna summarize it really short today in point forms. Here goes..
- Balls hurt for no reason.
- Got very tired, very VERY tired.
- After school, went for Chinese Drums till' 5PM.
- After 5PM, went for cheerleading.
- During cheerleading, had nothing to do, so I went to play soccer.
- Went back at 6:30PM.
- Stopped for A&W's.
- For some bloody reason. I was given a chicken burger when I said the sentence "I want a Mozza burger set, regular, normal fries." three times, and I was given a chicken burger and CURLY fries.
- Was extremely pissed, but too lazy to turn back.
- Back at home, then blogged.
- Now, going to go to bed. Even though its just 8:30PM.

See ya everyone... -yawn-

Bacardi Coke is good. Rum rum rum rum...

Heya everyone...!

I had the greatest day IN MY LIFE YESTEDAY!! Thank god I decided to go to Caleb's house in the end or I wouldn't have had the best time in my life...

Well, on Friday, Caleb was like calling me and asking me whether I could go to his house to stay over. I didn't want to go because I was lazy. But somehow, there was this small part of me telling me to go because he's from China and came back to hangout with us.

So anyways, I went to his house, I was first there, so first it was quite boring, until we played..... F.E.A.R....!! God. That game is like bloody scary. THE GIRL!!! AHHHH!!! THE GIRL!! **WARNING! GAME SPOILERS!** There was this part in the vent, you had to crawl through it, and you see a girl proning and crawling really fast towards you and it dissapears in your face. I almost pissed in my pants. It was freakin scary.... Then after that Darryl and Keith came, salvation! We forced Darryl to play, and he was like shouting like a freakin monkey being circumsized.

Then.. We had Dominos! Dominos has really good lasagna.. (However you spell that.) We didn't have banana kaya pizza.. I was nagging at Caleb telling him to order banana kaya and he didn't do it.. Caleb.. If you're reading this... SUPERSMECKSMANDDDDDDDXXXPORNO!

We had beer, (... Keith mixed it with Coke and the foams became hard. So cool.) and then I got the drink of my life that's alcoholic, and I liked it! Good ol' Caleb. Thanks Caleb!!!!!
Then we played Battle Realms until like what, 5:30AM? Then we went to bed. Me and Caleb were talking until 6:15AM and then I couldn't take it anymore, so I went to bed.

The next day! (Which is today) We had to wake up at 8:15AM. I only had 2 hours to sleep? Wtf?! I managed it with Caleb's super-cold-shower-water-that-will never-heat-up-no-matter-what. It woke me up. I thought my winkle shrunk for a moment, then I looked closer, oh, its just unerected, oh well! Morning erection can be a real pain sometimes. You wake up with your penis long and hard and you try to adjust it but you're too lazy because you just woke up.

Well. That's all.. For today AND yesterday...! CALEB I'M GONNA MISS YOU MAN!! I'll see you in May...!!!!

See ya all!

What a day. What a, day.

Hello everyone once again. -sigh- Today was a tiring and dissapointing day.

Firstly, I had my Additional Mathematics examination. I think i'm gonna fail. Gah. Then, we had football. I got tackled and my foot got stomped on, now I have to limp or hop. Oh well. Its not THAT bad. I had assam laksa. Mmmm.. Laksa... I still feel hungry though.

Anyways. I'm in school while doing this. Hope teacher doesn't scold me for this. Blogs are for good people...

... See ya everyone..! Hope you had a good day...!

Discharge, what a lovely word.

Hello everyone once again!

Today, was a CRAZY DAYY!! CRAZY I TELL YOU!

Well. Maybe at the end of school, anyways. The day started out normal.
Woke up at 6:00AM, then went to sleep at 6.00:01AM. Then I woke up at 6:50AM and I went " OMG! I'M SO DEAD!!!" Had Oatmeal for breakfast, had oatmeal for dinner! Hoorah~!

Anyways, I hope I don't fail my physics and history. I've already failed the rest. I feel freakin dumb. FREAKIN DUMB!! And to say I worked so hard for them. -sigh- And today's Nicole Danielle's birthday! XD Happy birthday!!!!

Then.. Here comes *Adding cliche here* The world's most shocking things said by girls. It was crazy. First, me and Najwa were talking about stuff. Then somehow, Zetty came in and talked about masturbation. Then, all of a sudden, I realized that the other girls in our class just came in and made comments about themselves.
These are a couple of examples.
"You know, when we get turned on, we just discharge."
"Yeah. I mean, how do you masturbate properly? I mean do we use our fingers and insert them into our vagina and move in and out or close and open? And do you think using dildos would be cleaner?"
"You know, my dad has like, three bottles of lubracation, and HE FINISHED TWO BOTTLES!"
"Yeah. I know! I mean, the average penis size for a guy should be at least..... 5.5 inches." -after this, Jackson goes- " OMFG! I FEEL SO SMALL!! "

Well. Hope you enjoyed yourselves and had a good laugh today...!
See ya next time!

Pizza + Kaya + Banana = Good eatin'.

Hey everyone...!

Well, today, was actually interesting. First of all. We had our Physics examination. DOH! I hope I score good marks for it, I studied SO HARD!! SO VERY VERY HARD!! Gah! If I don't pass it like Modern maths and Moral, i'm gonna get a hell lot of butt kickin.

Anyways. At lunch, we had Pizza! PIZZA! We had to pay RM 10 for each person, but still. I "sapu"-ed everything, a couple of seconds and a box of pizza and 3 chicken wings are gone. Well, maybe they're still digesting.. Oh well. Still counts doesn't it?

After school, I gave Nic chocolates! Yes good ol' chocolates. Not JUST any chocolates. THE chocolates. The chocolates that everyone likes...! I'm lazy to say it here, so... You could just take a guess. After that, I had cheerleading practice, and oh it was PAINFUL!

First I sprain my arm, then I caught Ky-Lynn when she fell on her ass on my chest, and I got knocked down by a falling girl. And finally. I burnt my feet. I don't like to wear shoes when i'm cheerleading. It was so tempting... But the ground was so hot... So very very hot...

Well I guess that's all. I'm going on a diet! So oatmeal + bovril = yummy! XD
See ya soon..

Hello everyone!

Ahh. Hello everyone. Welcome to my new blog.

Actually. Usually I'd post a lot of stuff in my first post. But life is just too dull today.

Nothing to post. Well see ya everyone.

... For now.