Hello everyone! =D
I've been away for so long!
... From my blog at least.
And it's time... TO...!!!
poststhataresuperandomtoattractmorepeopletoreadthisblogbecauseimsohornyfrom
thatgiantantthatijustatewithmybuttocksthatarelubricatedwithbutter.
WOO! THAT WAS LONG!
OK!!!!!!!
Fellow readers, it is time.
To.
Make.
Some.
[strike]Love[/strike]Posts.
Alright!
Here we go.
TODAY'S TOPIC WILL BE ON....
DEFENSE OF THE ANCIENTS ALLSTARS!!!!!
ZOMFG!!! YOU MAY ASK..
.. OMFG WTFLOLROFLKOPTALOLLERSKATINGNINJASASBUTTSECKS WTF DOTA!??!
Yes. DotA.
Well, first off. It's addictive. Fun, sometimes it can be very pissing off when you get KSed [KS = when one of your kills get stolen by some other [strike]motherfucker[/strike]player].
Alright!
[STEP 1] - BEGINNING WITH DOTA!
DotA isn't an easy game to master. You need to learn how to play the Heroes, then the items. Then the combination of Heroes and items. And then the skill builds, and blah blah blah blah... [Nerd talk going on here nothing to see.]
Yeah. Alright. So those are the basics, you just need interest, the concentration, the skill and the nimbleness of your fucking fingers.
[STEP 2] - INSTALLING THE GAME!
Alright. Since we've gone through the basics [STFU YES STEP 1 IS THE BASICS.] I guess we can begin with the game. You'll need to download the latest maps from the official website, which I will not be giving because it'd be fucking stupid and people would think I have no life, though I don't have one originally. Hee hee! ^^ <--- WTF!
Ok. Anyways! Begin by running the Warcraft III : Frozen Throne game.
You'll probably ask, WAIT A MINUTE! WTF IS WARCRAFT III : FROZEN THRONE!??!?!
YOU STIUPIIEEED NUOOOB~!!!!!!!!!111222@@111!1!
I mean, Warcraft III : Frozen Throne is the game program to play DotA with. You'll need to get the Warcraft III : Reign Of Chaos CD first because Warcraft III : Frozen Throne is an expansion. So it's very simple if you summarize it all down.
Get the Warcraft III : Reign Of Chaos CD, install it, get the Warcraft III : Frozen Throne expansion CD, install it and you're ready to go! :B
[STEP 3] - PLAYING THE GAME!
This is probably going to be the longest section in the whole post.
Let's begin then.
.... Wait a minute I need to take a deep breath first before I go rogue while typing this section out.
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Alright! Let's BEGIN!
First, GET THE CD, oh you got it? Installed it? Good good.
NOW YOU IDIOT GET THE MAP!
www.dota-allstars.com
Once you've downloaded the latest map, you will need to AAAH AAAAH AAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!! AAAAAH LEI MOU AH!!! SO HARD!! AAAAAAH!!!! I'M CUMING!!! I'M CUMING!!!!! PSSSHTT PSSSSHT SPLURT SPLURT SPUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURTTTTTT!!!!!
Ok. Did you understand that? Ok. Once you've downloaded the map, cut and paste it inside the "Maps" folder in your Warcraft III : Frozen Throne folder.
Yes, it's been simple so far. You'd probably ask, "What was that orgasm up there for? Was it really necessary? It's really disguting you know that? -.-".
HELL YES YOU DICKS IT WAS!! IT'S THE MOTHERLOAD! THE MOTHERSHIP!! YOU CAN'T DENY THE SCRIN! [Nerd joke, hehe. -snort-]
OK WHATEVER LET'S JUST CONTINUE WITH THE TUTORIAL!
Downloaded? Done? Cut and pasted map into the right folder? Done? GOOD!
IT'S TIME TO RUN THE PROGRAM!
Yes. It's gruesome, IT'S FUCKING GRUESOME ALRIGHT I CAN TELL YOU THAT! YOU'LL NEED THE COURAGE, THE BRAVERY, THE SPEED, THE AGILITY, THE MOUSE THAT YOU'LL BE USING TO CLICK YOUR PROGRAM AND FURTHERMOST!
... YOUR FINGER!!!
Yes. Difficult task. TRY to drag your mouse over to the Warcraft III : Frozen Throne icon on your desktop/laptop and double click it.
YES! AAAH! THAT'S RIGHT! CLICK IT! AAAH! DOUBLE CLICK! AAAH TRIPLE IT TRIPLE IT! AAH AAAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! -SPUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURT!!!-
Whew.. Damn you're good. I'm all wet already...
.... OK! LET'S CONTINUE!
Yeah. I don't think I have to teach you how to start the game because i'd be orgasming again and you'd be like, God he keeps repeating the same thing again, maybe once or twice is funny but the third time is just fucking lame. Get a life Jackson.
HAH I READ YOUR BLOODY MIND! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Ok. So, once you've started the game, DOTA ALLSTARS!!!! YEAAAAH!!!
[STEP 4] - CHOOSING A HERO!
Well, this isn't so hard. Just your mouse and click on a Hero. o_o; Not very hard is it?
... What do you expect from this section? A joke? Pfft!
[STEP 5] - CHOOSING THE RIGHT SKILLS!
God i'm getting sick of writing this already. :O
Alright, anyways! Choosing the right skills. Yes. There are many many skills, each hero has different skills and spells.
There are two types of skills in DotA.
Passive Skills - Skills that activate automatically and cannot be activated manually. They also have no mana cost.
Active Skills - Skills that include spells and all that require MANA to cast and cannot be activated automatically unless it is prompted to. Almost all Active skills are activated manually.
For example, Mirana has Elune's Arrow, which does 360 damage at level 4 and costs 100 Mana, therefore it isn't a passive skill, but an ACTIVE skill instead, while Mortred has Coup De Gras [PRONOUNCED COO DE GRA YOU MORON NOT COOP DE GRASS.] which allows Mortred to do 6 times more damage with a critical strike, and is a PASSIVE skill.
Yes. It's actually that easy to understand! You've been thinking, "Wtf! I feel like a dumbass now! DOH! Homer like dooooonuuuts... Mmmm.." WELL THEN STFU!
[STEP 6] - BUYING THE RIGHT ITEMS!
Well, this is probably the most annoying part of the game, GETTING THE RIGHT ITEMS!
Yes. The right items for the right Heroes can truly make a difference in the two factions [The Sentinel, or the good guys, and The Scourge, which are the bad guys.] in achieving victory.
Well i'm not gonna elaborate on this section because if I do i'll brown my pants and start eating insects.
... Why?
Well if you MUST know, alright.
Because in my mind, the cerebral cortex is [CENSORED].
Weird huh? o.o;
HEHEHEHE. >:B
[STEP 7] - THE FINAL STEP!
Once you've refrigerated the peanuts, IT IS TIME TO BRING IT OUT! YES! THOUGH YOUR HANDS ARE TWITCHING, YOU'RE SWEATING FROM EXCITEMENT!
... Wait a minute..! THIS IS THE DOTA GUIDE! JACKSON YOU MORON!! -starts beating up himself because he feels horny and also because he has a sexual arousement of seeing a double of himself from the future who is a cripple that has three hands and who just commited suicide-
W3LL D47 K0NK1UD$ D1$ G41D3!
KTHXBAIEGGSARESOYUMMYIBROWNMYPANTSWHILERIDING
THEROFLKOPTAWITHALOLLERSKATERWHODOESNTWEARPANTS
ANDHASBOTHTHEGENITALSWHICHMAKESHERVERYSEXY
ESPECIALLYWHENSHE'SDEADBECAUSEI'MANECROPHILLIAC.
[No i'm not actually a real necrophilliac, but you'd like to see me as one wouldn't you? BECAUSE
YOU'RE A NECROPHILLIACPHLLIAC!]
HEHEHEHEHE!!
... Ok bye..
-Drops on knees and cries-
Saturday, June 16, 2007
Thursday, April 19, 2007
WILD CATS IN THE HOUSE! >;3
Hellooooo everyone!!! :D:D:D:D
Wow. Today's a blast. We just finished our...
HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL DANCE! :D
Wooooo! Yeahhh! We performed in front of the Walt Disney Asia people in the KL Hilton Hotel!!! Yeah, for the Vice President, the staff members, ect ect.. They loved it! xD
AAAAANYWAYS! I guess the work we had for one whole bloody week non-stop was worth it! XD
We were also invited once again to do it again! In ANOTHER hotel! WEEEE!!! XD Proves we're THAT good! >;3
Though there was a lot of excitement and joy, we lost a fellow dancer and flyer.
Poooooor Carmen... Why didja have to drop eh? xO Get well soon ya! ;]
Also, me and Kim's duet is cancelled, it's now switched to Kim and Nik! :D Good for both of you! :3
And as for MEEEE! I'm singing a solo Italian Opera instead now! WOOOOOHH! XDXDXD What i've been wanting to sing for so long all year long. :3
Anyways, yeah.. I have nothing to post anymore. o_o; I'm still lazy to post a rant. I'm just glad that today we performed really well and impressed the Walt Disney people. xD Huzzah for us!! XDXD
Alright people! Byeeee! :3
Wow. Today's a blast. We just finished our...
HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL DANCE! :D
Wooooo! Yeahhh! We performed in front of the Walt Disney Asia people in the KL Hilton Hotel!!! Yeah, for the Vice President, the staff members, ect ect.. They loved it! xD
AAAAANYWAYS! I guess the work we had for one whole bloody week non-stop was worth it! XD
We were also invited once again to do it again! In ANOTHER hotel! WEEEE!!! XD Proves we're THAT good! >;3
Though there was a lot of excitement and joy, we lost a fellow dancer and flyer.
Poooooor Carmen... Why didja have to drop eh? xO Get well soon ya! ;]
Also, me and Kim's duet is cancelled, it's now switched to Kim and Nik! :D Good for both of you! :3
And as for MEEEE! I'm singing a solo Italian Opera instead now! WOOOOOHH! XDXDXD What i've been wanting to sing for so long all year long. :3
Anyways, yeah.. I have nothing to post anymore. o_o; I'm still lazy to post a rant. I'm just glad that today we performed really well and impressed the Walt Disney people. xD Huzzah for us!! XDXD
Alright people! Byeeee! :3
Sunday, April 08, 2007
Woooh! Yay! :3
Finally. After so many years of begging.
I got my left ear pierced! Wooooo!! XD
Well. Aaaaaaanyways!
There was nothing interesting about my week.
Except for the facts that I pierced my left ear AND!!!!!
I GOT 2 OUT OF 100 FOR MY ADDITIONAL MATHEMATICS.
WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT.
I'm so gonna get fucked by my parents. Fucked fucking hard.
.... Shit.
Yeah. Well. Anyways, nothing much happened. Talked to her a lot, talked to him a lot, went to visit my cousin, practice Group Singing for the Paramount Championship, learned my solo, almost mastered my solo for band performance in Paramount, got a song for me and Kim to sing with on Open Day. Meh. It's been a long and boring week.
LoL. Also it's been a long time since I posted. xO
So.. If I feel like posting again i'll post.
If you liked the OMFGWTF [Outrageously Mind Fucking Girl Wetting Themed Fluff] rants, well. I'll be posting a new one soon. :3
Alright. That's all for now I guess. Yeah.. See ya!
I got my left ear pierced! Wooooo!! XD
Well. Aaaaaaanyways!
There was nothing interesting about my week.
Except for the facts that I pierced my left ear AND!!!!!
I GOT 2 OUT OF 100 FOR MY ADDITIONAL MATHEMATICS.
WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT.
I'm so gonna get fucked by my parents. Fucked fucking hard.
.... Shit.
Yeah. Well. Anyways, nothing much happened. Talked to her a lot, talked to him a lot, went to visit my cousin, practice Group Singing for the Paramount Championship, learned my solo, almost mastered my solo for band performance in Paramount, got a song for me and Kim to sing with on Open Day. Meh. It's been a long and boring week.
LoL. Also it's been a long time since I posted. xO
So.. If I feel like posting again i'll post.
If you liked the OMFGWTF [Outrageously Mind Fucking Girl Wetting Themed Fluff] rants, well. I'll be posting a new one soon. :3
Alright. That's all for now I guess. Yeah.. See ya!
Saturday, February 24, 2007
Wednesday, February 14, 2007
Monday, January 29, 2007
Hello people!
I am back everyone!
Did you miss me?!
Alright, since i'm in a good mood. I'm going to blog one of those really really insanely stupid posts.
HERE GOES!
Today, the topic will be..
PANTIES!
ZOMG! THAT'S LIKE MY FAIVORAIT SUBJEK!
OOOOOO K!!!!
LEEEEEEET'S A GOGO!
Panties.. The bringer of light, the undergarments of the goddess, the secret lust that God has towards such tight garments..
YES PANTIES!
What I cherish and love so much.. Hmm...
I'm about to unleash my almost-darkest-sexiest-horniest-murkiest-mokgobjaiest secret ever..
MUSIC INTRO!!
-DUUUN!! DUN DUN DUUUUUN DOOOOON!!!! BOOM BAAAM!! BOOM BOM BAAAARMM!!!-
HOW TO.......... STEAL.......... PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANTIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!
Ok. LADIES WHO READ THIS! IF YOU KNOW ME YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY! IT'S JUST ONE.. OR MAYBE TWO PAIRS OF PANTIES MISSING!
... xD
Ok ok. Let us begin the preparations..
STEP ONE!
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To steal, you will need nimbleness... Stealth, speed, persuasion, and lust!! LUST!!! A LOT OF LUST!!
Yes my friends, you need lust.. HOW DOES ONE TRAIN ONE'S LUST?! Many people ask. Ahh, this is but one of the obstacles you need to pass [sharks, piranhas, dragons, magical dildos ect ect.].
To train one's lust, you must have concentration, will, the love for panties, the lust for women, and a frying pan.
Why a frying pan!? Well, to hit yourself with.. You need endurance! From the women! In case you get caught, they will pummel you with all they've got. Pillows, blankets, plushies, bras and even..... THEIR USED TAMPONS! ZOMG ZOMG!!!
Ok. Just do as you are told and you will be fine.
In order to begin the training, you must hit yourself with a frying pan over and over and over again. At least 17 times a day for two months. If you survive, and still isn't retarded, YOU PASSED THE FIRST TEST! CONGRATULATIONS! YAY! WOOOHOOO!!
... BUT IT'S NOT DONE YET!
Moving on to....
STEP TWO!
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Women have an accute sense of smell. The slightest whiff of NERD AURA and B.O WILL DRIVE THEM INSANE!! IT WILL MAKE THEM JOIN AS ONE AND STAMPEDE ON YOU OVER AND OVER AGAIN!
You need the right type of... Smell to get inside their domain. Not just ANY smell, it is.. THE SMELL! Yes. THE smell.
What is THE smell you all ask. Well, THE smell is the smell that women prefers the most. It actually depends on what type of SMELL your target prefers. If they like cologne, just dab a little on yourself and you're in for the FIRST ROUND. If they like perfume, spray a little. If they like lasagna, well.. DON'T PUT IT ON YOURSELF MORON! BAKE ONE FOR THEM!
Yeah. It's that simple. All you need is the right moves and you'll be in round one.
.... IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH SMELLS IF YOU UNDERSTOOD ME AND PAID ATTENTION!
MOVING ON TO...
STEP THREE!
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Simple as step two, you need the right gear. Sexy pants, a nice shirt, a hot belt, a pair of socks, a little hair gel, and a nice wallet.
You see, girls prefer to see men in their... Best attire. Colour synchronization is IMPORTANT! Black DOES NOT MATCH WITH PURPLE!!! PINK DOES NOT MATCH BROWN! You see? All you need is a sense of staaaille~
Yes STYLE! It's not a hard "sense" to develop. It's like.. Checking for nose pickings in the morning, or... checking whether your pits are smelling bad or not. It's simple, really!
Now once you've accomplished this and impressed the girl, you're one step closer into HER PANTY DRAWER!
STEP FOUR!
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With the right moves and the right style, all you're lacking now is.. The suaveness of a gentleman.
Yes. The SUAVENESS of a GENTLEman. You ask, OMFGWTFBBQHAXZOMGBUTTSECKS! HOW ON EARTH CAN SOMEONE DEVELOP THIS!? IT'S IMPROBABLE, NO WAIT, IMPOSSSSSSIIBBLLEEEE!!!
WRONG YOU FOOL! I WILL PWN JOO WITH MY SHAFT OF FURY!!!!!
And THAT is an example of what a gentleman is NOT!
If you were a gentleman, you would reply with a simple,
"Fuck you."
EASY BEING A GENTLEMAN EH!?
Now you've had the final ingredient.. You are finally, THE ULTIMATE POWARZ!!
AND THAT IS HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES!
TEH ENDZZ!!
LOLOLOL!!
I WASTED YOUR TIME!
Oh well! HOPE YOU HAD A GOOD LAUGH!
XD
BYE!
Did you miss me?!
Alright, since i'm in a good mood. I'm going to blog one of those really really insanely stupid posts.
HERE GOES!
Today, the topic will be..
PANTIES!
ZOMG! THAT'S LIKE MY FAIVORAIT SUBJEK!
OOOOOO K!!!!
LEEEEEEET'S A GOGO!
Panties.. The bringer of light, the undergarments of the goddess, the secret lust that God has towards such tight garments..
YES PANTIES!
What I cherish and love so much.. Hmm...
I'm about to unleash my almost-darkest-sexiest-horniest-murkiest-mokgobjaiest secret ever..
MUSIC INTRO!!
-DUUUN!! DUN DUN DUUUUUN DOOOOON!!!! BOOM BAAAM!! BOOM BOM BAAAARMM!!!-
HOW TO.......... STEAL.......... PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANTIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!
Ok. LADIES WHO READ THIS! IF YOU KNOW ME YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY! IT'S JUST ONE.. OR MAYBE TWO PAIRS OF PANTIES MISSING!
... xD
Ok ok. Let us begin the preparations..
STEP ONE!
-------------
To steal, you will need nimbleness... Stealth, speed, persuasion, and lust!! LUST!!! A LOT OF LUST!!
Yes my friends, you need lust.. HOW DOES ONE TRAIN ONE'S LUST?! Many people ask. Ahh, this is but one of the obstacles you need to pass [sharks, piranhas, dragons, magical dildos ect ect.].
To train one's lust, you must have concentration, will, the love for panties, the lust for women, and a frying pan.
Why a frying pan!? Well, to hit yourself with.. You need endurance! From the women! In case you get caught, they will pummel you with all they've got. Pillows, blankets, plushies, bras and even..... THEIR USED TAMPONS! ZOMG ZOMG!!!
Ok. Just do as you are told and you will be fine.
In order to begin the training, you must hit yourself with a frying pan over and over and over again. At least 17 times a day for two months. If you survive, and still isn't retarded, YOU PASSED THE FIRST TEST! CONGRATULATIONS! YAY! WOOOHOOO!!
... BUT IT'S NOT DONE YET!
Moving on to....
STEP TWO!
-------------
Women have an accute sense of smell. The slightest whiff of NERD AURA and B.O WILL DRIVE THEM INSANE!! IT WILL MAKE THEM JOIN AS ONE AND STAMPEDE ON YOU OVER AND OVER AGAIN!
You need the right type of... Smell to get inside their domain. Not just ANY smell, it is.. THE SMELL! Yes. THE smell.
What is THE smell you all ask. Well, THE smell is the smell that women prefers the most. It actually depends on what type of SMELL your target prefers. If they like cologne, just dab a little on yourself and you're in for the FIRST ROUND. If they like perfume, spray a little. If they like lasagna, well.. DON'T PUT IT ON YOURSELF MORON! BAKE ONE FOR THEM!
Yeah. It's that simple. All you need is the right moves and you'll be in round one.
.... IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH SMELLS IF YOU UNDERSTOOD ME AND PAID ATTENTION!
MOVING ON TO...
STEP THREE!
---------------
Simple as step two, you need the right gear. Sexy pants, a nice shirt, a hot belt, a pair of socks, a little hair gel, and a nice wallet.
You see, girls prefer to see men in their... Best attire. Colour synchronization is IMPORTANT! Black DOES NOT MATCH WITH PURPLE!!! PINK DOES NOT MATCH BROWN! You see? All you need is a sense of staaaille~
Yes STYLE! It's not a hard "sense" to develop. It's like.. Checking for nose pickings in the morning, or... checking whether your pits are smelling bad or not. It's simple, really!
Now once you've accomplished this and impressed the girl, you're one step closer into HER PANTY DRAWER!
STEP FOUR!
--------------
With the right moves and the right style, all you're lacking now is.. The suaveness of a gentleman.
Yes. The SUAVENESS of a GENTLEman. You ask, OMFGWTFBBQHAXZOMGBUTTSECKS! HOW ON EARTH CAN SOMEONE DEVELOP THIS!? IT'S IMPROBABLE, NO WAIT, IMPOSSSSSSIIBBLLEEEE!!!
WRONG YOU FOOL! I WILL PWN JOO WITH MY SHAFT OF FURY!!!!!
And THAT is an example of what a gentleman is NOT!
If you were a gentleman, you would reply with a simple,
"Fuck you."
EASY BEING A GENTLEMAN EH!?
Now you've had the final ingredient.. You are finally, THE ULTIMATE POWARZ!!
AND THAT IS HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES!
TEH ENDZZ!!
LOLOLOL!!
I WASTED YOUR TIME!
Oh well! HOPE YOU HAD A GOOD LAUGH!
XD
BYE!
Friday, January 26, 2007
Yay!
Ok, from now onwards, I will blog more often.
... Ok. This counts as a post because i'm in school now, and i'm lazy.
.... HORNY BUTTSECKS! D=<
Ok. xD
.... BYE!
... Ok. This counts as a post because i'm in school now, and i'm lazy.
.... HORNY BUTTSECKS! D=<
Ok. xD
.... BYE!
Wednesday, December 13, 2006
ZOMG!
It's been such a long time... Aaahhh...
Good ol' blog...
.... Yeaaaah...
I have nothing to post.. For now at least.. o_o
Too dangerous.. Sleeping time is now.
I'll post soon!
Edit will be seen soon!
.... Yeaaaah...
Good ol' blog...
.... Yeaaaah...
I have nothing to post.. For now at least.. o_o
Too dangerous.. Sleeping time is now.
I'll post soon!
Edit will be seen soon!
.... Yeaaaah...
Wednesday, November 22, 2006
Sunday, November 05, 2006
Pointless, rantuh-ings.. ZOMG THAT'S GAY!
Hello everyone, welcome.
.... Well, I guess.. It's time..
FOR MY POINTLESS RANTINGS!! WOOOOOOHOOOO!!!
YEEEEEEEEEHAAAAW COWBOIS!!!!
... YES THAT WAS REALLY GAY!!!
Aaaaanyways, heeeere we gooooo!!
Hmm... What shall I rant about.. I've done the peanuts thing, OH YEAH! I GOT IT!!!
Let's talk about... HOW TO LIE TO YOUR PARENTS ABOUT YOUR RESULTS WHICH REALLY SUCK AND THEY KNOW BUT THEY JUST WANT TO PRETEND AND--- [breath]---[/breath] THEY LIKE EGGS!
Ok. So, this is kinda typical isn't it? You "did your best" in an examination, but, for some reason... THEY SUCKED!! YOU GOT 9 F's! ZOMG! Why is it like that you ask yourself!?
COULD IT HAVE BEEN THAT BLOODY TIME YOU SPENT TO PLAY COMPUTER GAMES ALL DAY!??! .... Naaah!!!!! IT CAN'T BE!!! GAMES HELP YOU!! YEEEEESSSS!!!!!!!
.... PREEEEEEEECIOUSSSSSS!!!!
Well, typically, again, you'll be anxiously waiting for the mailman to come [or at least, students that suck ass in studies and happen to be in Sri KDU.] and put the results and other crap [such as junk mail, chain mail, adult sex web coupons.. ect ect..]. You'd probably be so "anxious" you'd be standing at your mail box from about... 8:30 AM to... 29:30 ZM. ... Wait, WTF IS 29:30 ZM!?!?!?!?
... Weeeell it doesn't matter! So, you wait for the mailman, as he is coming, you will feel a sudden adrenaline rush shooting throughout your body, a powerful urge; similiar to the peanuts one, except this is for mail; and you decide to ready yourself. So you prone on the floor, or even hide in the rubbish bin which is a secret lair for evil villains who eat chicken rice leftovers, MWAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Well, so yeah, the mail man arrives, he sees you, and he goes like "Eh boy/girl.. I have your results right here... You know... I... Have... Your.. Results.." And as he says that, he'll start jerking around, and get spasms. But you can't handle the pressure, you just hit him in the crotch, or in case the mailman is a woman, jab her soft subtle nipples, and leave her/him in a paralyzed state. With the technique of the Dragon's Flaming-Ass-Sucking-Tit-Licking-Penis-Slapping-Anus-Piercing-Tongue-of-Doom technique; which you will recieve if you send in 99.99 pounds per month for fifteen years to the address stated... What? I'M NOT GIVING YOU MY ADDRESS!!!!; You will jab the right spots, HUUUUIIIIYAAAAH! One here, two there, five to the left, twenty-five to the right, and he/she is down! TECHNICAL FOUL! WHAT!!??! THIS AIN'T BOXING BEEEESH!!! HIIIIIAAAAAAYAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!
... Ok, that's enough now.
So, you get the results, your parents are in the house, you see no place to dispose of the results, so you decide, the toilet bowl in your parent's room is the best but for some reason you just don't want to use your toilet or the one downstairs or throw the bloody results to the rubbish bins, so it's time... For some STEALTH!!! METAL GEAR SOLID STYLE!!!
So, first, you need your M-16's, RPG's, Tranquilizers, Night Vision Goggles, a pair of really hot military pants, a tight white shirt, some of your grandmother's face enhancing cream that never works but makes your face look black for some stupid reason, a belt with the buckle saying "I LOVE PEANUTS! YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!", and finally, a...
R
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B
B
E
R
D
U
C
K
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Yes. A rubber duck, IT'S FUCKING IMPORTANT THAT YOU HAVE THE FUCKING DUCK OK!!?!?
So, you begin your mission, as you enter the house, you realize something, the maids you hired, the same ones you told to wash your clothings and feed you, they stare at you as you enter, but don't be caught off guard, DON'T!!!!!!! BECAUSE THEY'RE ACTUALLY RUSSIACHINALAYAKUZALASKIAN SPIES!!!!! HOLY SHIT THAT WAS HARD TO PRONOUNCE! BUT TECHNICALLY I CAN'T PRONOUNCE IT BECAUSE I'M TYPING THIS!
Take them out with your Tranquilizers, a shot at their arms would do, though SOME SICK BASTARDS WANT TO GRAB THEIR BOOBIES, NO! YOU FUCKING FOOL!!!!! YOU MUSN'T!! Once they're out, drag their body, and roll them down a hill, though it's advisable you take some pot before you do so, so that you'd have no mercy. With only 199.95 pounds a month, you can get a big bag of pot, FOR FREE!
Once the job is done, proceed into slicing into the home security system. Though it looks like a normal pad to press numbers and activate the alarm, DON'T BE FUCKING FOOLED! BASH THE SUCKA!! BASH IT FUCKING GOOOOD!!! YEAAAAAAH DESTROY IT!!! WOOOOO!!!! At that time, you would've tripped the alarm, but fear not, prepare your rubber duck, YES! Toss the rubber duck, though it's very hard.. Yes, I know.. The squeak is sooo adorable~~ <3
... WTF!! DON'T!! JUST THROW THE MOTHER F***ER!!!! YEAAAH! BOOOOM!!!! EXPLOSION OF A RUBBER DUCK!!!
... Yeah, so you took out... Well you took nothing out, you just threw a rubber duck for nuts, so, YEAH YOU FOOO!!! YOU WASTED A TACTICAL NUKE! Ok.
The rubber duck is thrown, and exploded into oblivion, let us have a moment of silence.
......
........
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..............
OK THAT'S ENOUGH OF SILENCE! YOU GAY OR SOMETHING!?
Aaaanyways, it's time to take out, the trash. If you have a sibling, whether older or younger, he/she IS YOUR ENEMY!! Take some of that cream, yeah, the BLACK CREAM! The cream that yo grand mama uses to beautify herself, AND BOMBARD YOUR SIBLING WITH IT!!!! NO BUNKERS ARE NEEDED! JUST THROW THE SHIT OUT OF YOURSELF!! LITERALLY!!! IF YOU HAVE FAECES USE THEM!! YEAAAAAAAAH!!! BOOM!!! SPLAT!!! SMELLY-BOOM!
Ok. Now, finally, your parent's room. DON'T TAKE OUT YOUR PARENTS!!! IT'S EXTREMELY IMPORTANT THAT YOU DON'T! BECAUSE THAT DESTROYS THE WHOLE PURPOSE OF THROWING THE RESULTS! So, your parents are inside their room, watching TV, taking a nap, doing... ewww... OK ENOUGH OF THAT!
So your parents are engaging in activities, you must NOT be distracted from your mission, to hear the beautiful melody of your ASS SUCKING RESULTS being flushed down into your parent's toilet. No stealth is needed here, just say, "Mom, dad, I need to shit in your toilet, so... Uhh... Yeah." And your parents would be like "Why not use the one downstairs? Or your own even?" And the BEST comeback would be "Shut up." And they'd be like "ZOMG!! I'M SOOOOOO SAAAWRRRIIE!!! OKAAAAAAY!!?!?! I'M SO SAWRIE!!! T_T T_T T_T T_T!!!! PL34$3 4G1V3 MIIII!!!!11111oneoneoneonetwotwotwooneone!!!111" And you'd be like, "Mom, why are you talking like that? Saying P, L, three, four, dolar, three just to say please is scary." And they'd be like "Shut up." And you just go to the toilet anyways, so, you carefully aim with precision, use your measuring tools if needed, coordinates are usually 34,51. SO AIM WELL!! Once you've aimed it properly, and braced yourself... DROP THAT SUCKAAA!!! WOOOO!!! As it glides into the toilet bowl, you realize, IT'S GOING OFF COURSE! OMFG!! WHAT DO YOU DO!?!?!?!?!?!? Well, it's easy, first, shout "HAHAHAHA CHICKEN BUTTS RHYME WITH SHIKEN... FUTTS!!! AHAHAHAHA!" THEN!!! YOU QUICKLY WITH EXTREME SPEED AND AGILITY GRAB THE PAPER!!! YES!! GRAB THE SUCKA!! AND WITH A POWERFUL THRUST, YOU CHUCK THAT SUCKA INTO THE BOWL!!! YEAAAH!!! CHUCK IT GOOOOD!!! And finally, press the button, OF FLUSHY-NESS!! MWAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAH!!!!!!!oneoneoneone1111twotwotwotwo22222!!!!
YOU MADE IT!! CONGRATULATIONS!! OMG!! I'M SO PROUD OF YOU SOLDIER!! YOU ARE NOW AN OFFICIAL MEMBER OF THE CLOCK-BREAKING-BOTTLE-SUCKING-WEBCAM-CYBERSEXING-CLUB! YAAAY!!
..... Yay!
...... CHICKEN BUTTS RHYME WITH SHIKEN FUTTS!!
..... YEAAAAH!
.... Well, I guess.. It's time..
FOR MY POINTLESS RANTINGS!! WOOOOOOHOOOO!!!
YEEEEEEEEEHAAAAW COWBOIS!!!!
... YES THAT WAS REALLY GAY!!!
Aaaaanyways, heeeere we gooooo!!
Hmm... What shall I rant about.. I've done the peanuts thing, OH YEAH! I GOT IT!!!
Let's talk about... HOW TO LIE TO YOUR PARENTS ABOUT YOUR RESULTS WHICH REALLY SUCK AND THEY KNOW BUT THEY JUST WANT TO PRETEND AND--- [breath]---[/breath] THEY LIKE EGGS!
Ok. So, this is kinda typical isn't it? You "did your best" in an examination, but, for some reason... THEY SUCKED!! YOU GOT 9 F's! ZOMG! Why is it like that you ask yourself!?
COULD IT HAVE BEEN THAT BLOODY TIME YOU SPENT TO PLAY COMPUTER GAMES ALL DAY!??! .... Naaah!!!!! IT CAN'T BE!!! GAMES HELP YOU!! YEEEEESSSS!!!!!!!
.... PREEEEEEEECIOUSSSSSS!!!!
Well, typically, again, you'll be anxiously waiting for the mailman to come [or at least, students that suck ass in studies and happen to be in Sri KDU.] and put the results and other crap [such as junk mail, chain mail, adult sex web coupons.. ect ect..]. You'd probably be so "anxious" you'd be standing at your mail box from about... 8:30 AM to... 29:30 ZM. ... Wait, WTF IS 29:30 ZM!?!?!?!?
... Weeeell it doesn't matter! So, you wait for the mailman, as he is coming, you will feel a sudden adrenaline rush shooting throughout your body, a powerful urge; similiar to the peanuts one, except this is for mail; and you decide to ready yourself. So you prone on the floor, or even hide in the rubbish bin which is a secret lair for evil villains who eat chicken rice leftovers, MWAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Well, so yeah, the mail man arrives, he sees you, and he goes like "Eh boy/girl.. I have your results right here... You know... I... Have... Your.. Results.." And as he says that, he'll start jerking around, and get spasms. But you can't handle the pressure, you just hit him in the crotch, or in case the mailman is a woman, jab her soft subtle nipples, and leave her/him in a paralyzed state. With the technique of the Dragon's Flaming-Ass-Sucking-Tit-Licking-Penis-Slapping-Anus-Piercing-Tongue-of-Doom technique; which you will recieve if you send in 99.99 pounds per month for fifteen years to the address stated... What? I'M NOT GIVING YOU MY ADDRESS!!!!; You will jab the right spots, HUUUUIIIIYAAAAH! One here, two there, five to the left, twenty-five to the right, and he/she is down! TECHNICAL FOUL! WHAT!!??! THIS AIN'T BOXING BEEEESH!!! HIIIIIAAAAAAYAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!
... Ok, that's enough now.
So, you get the results, your parents are in the house, you see no place to dispose of the results, so you decide, the toilet bowl in your parent's room is the best but for some reason you just don't want to use your toilet or the one downstairs or throw the bloody results to the rubbish bins, so it's time... For some STEALTH!!! METAL GEAR SOLID STYLE!!!
So, first, you need your M-16's, RPG's, Tranquilizers, Night Vision Goggles, a pair of really hot military pants, a tight white shirt, some of your grandmother's face enhancing cream that never works but makes your face look black for some stupid reason, a belt with the buckle saying "I LOVE PEANUTS! YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!", and finally, a...
R
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B
B
E
R
D
U
C
K
!
Yes. A rubber duck, IT'S FUCKING IMPORTANT THAT YOU HAVE THE FUCKING DUCK OK!!?!?
So, you begin your mission, as you enter the house, you realize something, the maids you hired, the same ones you told to wash your clothings and feed you, they stare at you as you enter, but don't be caught off guard, DON'T!!!!!!! BECAUSE THEY'RE ACTUALLY RUSSIACHINALAYAKUZALASKIAN SPIES!!!!! HOLY SHIT THAT WAS HARD TO PRONOUNCE! BUT TECHNICALLY I CAN'T PRONOUNCE IT BECAUSE I'M TYPING THIS!
Take them out with your Tranquilizers, a shot at their arms would do, though SOME SICK BASTARDS WANT TO GRAB THEIR BOOBIES, NO! YOU FUCKING FOOL!!!!! YOU MUSN'T!! Once they're out, drag their body, and roll them down a hill, though it's advisable you take some pot before you do so, so that you'd have no mercy. With only 199.95 pounds a month, you can get a big bag of pot, FOR FREE!
Once the job is done, proceed into slicing into the home security system. Though it looks like a normal pad to press numbers and activate the alarm, DON'T BE FUCKING FOOLED! BASH THE SUCKA!! BASH IT FUCKING GOOOOD!!! YEAAAAAAH DESTROY IT!!! WOOOOO!!!! At that time, you would've tripped the alarm, but fear not, prepare your rubber duck, YES! Toss the rubber duck, though it's very hard.. Yes, I know.. The squeak is sooo adorable~~ <3
... WTF!! DON'T!! JUST THROW THE MOTHER F***ER!!!! YEAAAH! BOOOOM!!!! EXPLOSION OF A RUBBER DUCK!!!
... Yeah, so you took out... Well you took nothing out, you just threw a rubber duck for nuts, so, YEAH YOU FOOO!!! YOU WASTED A TACTICAL NUKE! Ok.
The rubber duck is thrown, and exploded into oblivion, let us have a moment of silence.
......
........
...........
..............
OK THAT'S ENOUGH OF SILENCE! YOU GAY OR SOMETHING!?
Aaaanyways, it's time to take out, the trash. If you have a sibling, whether older or younger, he/she IS YOUR ENEMY!! Take some of that cream, yeah, the BLACK CREAM! The cream that yo grand mama uses to beautify herself, AND BOMBARD YOUR SIBLING WITH IT!!!! NO BUNKERS ARE NEEDED! JUST THROW THE SHIT OUT OF YOURSELF!! LITERALLY!!! IF YOU HAVE FAECES USE THEM!! YEAAAAAAAAH!!! BOOM!!! SPLAT!!! SMELLY-BOOM!
Ok. Now, finally, your parent's room. DON'T TAKE OUT YOUR PARENTS!!! IT'S EXTREMELY IMPORTANT THAT YOU DON'T! BECAUSE THAT DESTROYS THE WHOLE PURPOSE OF THROWING THE RESULTS! So, your parents are inside their room, watching TV, taking a nap, doing... ewww... OK ENOUGH OF THAT!
So your parents are engaging in activities, you must NOT be distracted from your mission, to hear the beautiful melody of your ASS SUCKING RESULTS being flushed down into your parent's toilet. No stealth is needed here, just say, "Mom, dad, I need to shit in your toilet, so... Uhh... Yeah." And your parents would be like "Why not use the one downstairs? Or your own even?" And the BEST comeback would be "Shut up." And they'd be like "ZOMG!! I'M SOOOOOO SAAAWRRRIIE!!! OKAAAAAAY!!?!?! I'M SO SAWRIE!!! T_T T_T T_T T_T!!!! PL34$3 4G1V3 MIIII!!!!11111oneoneoneonetwotwotwooneone!!!111" And you'd be like, "Mom, why are you talking like that? Saying P, L, three, four, dolar, three just to say please is scary." And they'd be like "Shut up." And you just go to the toilet anyways, so, you carefully aim with precision, use your measuring tools if needed, coordinates are usually 34,51. SO AIM WELL!! Once you've aimed it properly, and braced yourself... DROP THAT SUCKAAA!!! WOOOO!!! As it glides into the toilet bowl, you realize, IT'S GOING OFF COURSE! OMFG!! WHAT DO YOU DO!?!?!?!?!?!? Well, it's easy, first, shout "HAHAHAHA CHICKEN BUTTS RHYME WITH SHIKEN... FUTTS!!! AHAHAHAHA!" THEN!!! YOU QUICKLY WITH EXTREME SPEED AND AGILITY GRAB THE PAPER!!! YES!! GRAB THE SUCKA!! AND WITH A POWERFUL THRUST, YOU CHUCK THAT SUCKA INTO THE BOWL!!! YEAAAH!!! CHUCK IT GOOOOD!!! And finally, press the button, OF FLUSHY-NESS!! MWAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAH!!!!!!!oneoneoneone1111twotwotwotwo22222!!!!
YOU MADE IT!! CONGRATULATIONS!! OMG!! I'M SO PROUD OF YOU SOLDIER!! YOU ARE NOW AN OFFICIAL MEMBER OF THE CLOCK-BREAKING-BOTTLE-SUCKING-WEBCAM-CYBERSEXING-CLUB! YAAAY!!
..... Yay!
...... CHICKEN BUTTS RHYME WITH SHIKEN FUTTS!!
..... YEAAAAH!
Tuesday, October 03, 2006
LOL! Yeah, check THESE out.
| You Are An ENTJ |
The Executive You are a natural leader - with confidence and strength that inspires others. Driven to succeed, you are always looking for ways to gain, power, knowledge, and expertise. Sometimes you aren't the most considerate person, especially to those who are a bit slow. You are not easily intimidated - and you have a commanding, awe-inspiring presence. You would make a great CEO, entrepreneur, or consultant. |
| You Are Lightning |
 Beautiful yet dangerous People will stop and watch you when you appear Even though you're capable of random violence You are best known for: your power Your dominant state: performing |
What Type of Weather Are You?
| Your EQ is 140 |
 50 or less: Thanks for answering honestly. Now get yourself a shrink, quick! 51-70: When it comes to understanding human emotions, you'd have better luck understanding Chinese. 71-90: You've got more emotional intelligence than the average frat boy. Barely. 91-110: You're average. It's easy to predict how you'll react to things. But anyone could have guessed that. 111-130: You usually have it going on emotionally, but roadblocks tend to land you on your butt. 131-150: You are remarkable when it comes to relating with others. Only the biggest losers get under your skin. 150+: Two possibilities - you've either out "Dr. Phil-ed" Dr. Phil... or you're a dirty liar. |
| You Are 84% Gentleman |
 No doubt about it, you are a total gentleman. You please the pickiest ladies, and you make everyone in a room feel comfortable. |
| You Are 90% Psychic |
 You are so very psychic. But you already predicted that, didn't you? You have "the gift" - and you use it daily to connect with others. You're very tapped into the world around you... Just make sure to use your powers for good! |
| Your Luck Quotient: 76% |
 You have a high luck quotient. More often than not, you've felt very lucky in your life. You may be randomly lucky, but it's probably more than that. Optimistic and open minded, you take advantage of all the luck that comes your way. |
| Your Element Is Fire |
 Your passion and emotion are as obvious as the brightest flame. You make sparks fly, and your passion always has the potential to burst out. You are exciting and creative - and completely unpredictable. You sometimes exercise control, and sometimes you let yourself go. Friends describe you as sensitive, spirited, and compulsive. Bright and blazing with intensity, you seem mysterious and moody to many. |
Ok, that's the last one. Bored of it. xD
WOOH!!! I ROCK!! XDXDXD
Sunday, October 01, 2006
TAGGED! D:
Thanks Adrian.. --;
... xP
Name one song you hate to admit you like.
Jack Sparrow - Pirates of the Carribean. xD
Name two songs that always make you cry.
I have no songs that make me cry o_O;
Name three songs that turns you on.
Uhh... I've no idea honestly.
Name four songs that always make you feel good.
Sexy Back - Justin Timberlake
I'm still here - John Reznik
Move your feet - Junior Senior
Surfin Bird - Ramones
Name five songs you couldn't ever do without
I'm still here - John Reznik
Prince Ali - Aladdin
TNT - ACDC
Just Lose It - Eminem
Welcome to the Jungle - Guns N' Roses
And... I tag... No one. Lazy.. xD
... xP
Name one song you hate to admit you like.
Jack Sparrow - Pirates of the Carribean. xD
Name two songs that always make you cry.
I have no songs that make me cry o_O;
Name three songs that turns you on.
Uhh... I've no idea honestly.
Name four songs that always make you feel good.
Sexy Back - Justin Timberlake
I'm still here - John Reznik
Move your feet - Junior Senior
Surfin Bird - Ramones
Name five songs you couldn't ever do without
I'm still here - John Reznik
Prince Ali - Aladdin
TNT - ACDC
Just Lose It - Eminem
Welcome to the Jungle - Guns N' Roses
And... I tag... No one. Lazy.. xD
Wednesday, September 20, 2006
Once again, hello!
Hello everyone!
Usually, i'd be ranting! And just a day ago, I say that i'd "rant about meaningless things!".
Well, actually, I still do both, they're the same, except, one has less meaning.
.... D:
... xD
Ok. Aaaanyways.. Today, I will be talking about..
THE QUOTE AT THE END OF THE DAY ON BLOGS!
You know.. I should get one of em'. But it's too much thinking.. I mean, Adrian uses -poof-, some people use later, or see ya, or -spoof- [INSIDE JOKE! HAHAHAHAHA!], and later mortals, blah blah blah. But I, I don't have anything! Sonovagun! I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING!!
There are benefits to this quote thing. I mean, it's BLOODY COOL!
IT GIVES YOU AN EXIT!! A FUCKING GOOD EXIT!! HELL YEAAAAAAAH!!!! I mean, let's say, I were to use, -Jack casts a spell and an interdimensional portal from the blog world opens, he slowly creeps onto the portal, knowing what is inside, he braces himself, and finally, enters. He's gone..- THAT'D BE LIKE!! WOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAH!!! YEAH! HELLL YEAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
And... Aaaanyways... You know, and it gives you that "omfgwtfbbq dis guy is so col~! i wuna bang his balls until dey pop! i wis i was ner dis guy so i cn fck him evryday!!! so hoottttt!!!!" personality. HEEEEEELLL YEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! DON'T YOU WANT THAT!? I KNOW I DO!!! HEEELLLL YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! Maybe I should get me one of them.. Maybe they sell them at E-bay.. Or... SOME FUCKED UP PLACE THAT SELLS STUFF!! WOOOOH!!
HEEEEEEEELL YEAAAAAAAAH!!!!
.... HEEEEEEEEELL YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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-Jackson has temporarily gone insane, and is away for now-
-Thirteen minutes later-
I'm back, sorry guys, went insane for a while back there.. Aaaanyways... I've gotta go! MY TIME IS RUN OUT!! NOO!!! THE PEOPLE ARE COMING!! NOO!!! NOT THE JACKEET!!! AAANYTHING BUT THE JACKET!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
-Takes deep breath- OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
... xD
Ok.. I think that's enough excitement for all of ye! See ya!
Usually, i'd be ranting! And just a day ago, I say that i'd "rant about meaningless things!".
Well, actually, I still do both, they're the same, except, one has less meaning.
.... D:
... xD
Ok. Aaaanyways.. Today, I will be talking about..
THE QUOTE AT THE END OF THE DAY ON BLOGS!
You know.. I should get one of em'. But it's too much thinking.. I mean, Adrian uses -poof-, some people use later, or see ya, or -spoof- [INSIDE JOKE! HAHAHAHAHA!], and later mortals, blah blah blah. But I, I don't have anything! Sonovagun! I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING!!
There are benefits to this quote thing. I mean, it's BLOODY COOL!
IT GIVES YOU AN EXIT!! A FUCKING GOOD EXIT!! HELL YEAAAAAAAH!!!! I mean, let's say, I were to use, -Jack casts a spell and an interdimensional portal from the blog world opens, he slowly creeps onto the portal, knowing what is inside, he braces himself, and finally, enters. He's gone..- THAT'D BE LIKE!! WOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAH!!! YEAH! HELLL YEAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
And... Aaaanyways... You know, and it gives you that "omfgwtfbbq dis guy is so col~! i wuna bang his balls until dey pop! i wis i was ner dis guy so i cn fck him evryday!!! so hoottttt!!!!" personality. HEEEEEELLL YEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! DON'T YOU WANT THAT!? I KNOW I DO!!! HEEELLLL YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! Maybe I should get me one of them.. Maybe they sell them at E-bay.. Or... SOME FUCKED UP PLACE THAT SELLS STUFF!! WOOOOH!!
HEEEEEEEELL YEAAAAAAAAH!!!!
.... HEEEEEEEEELL YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kjklsdfjs
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kdfjs
dkfjskdfjskdlfjsldfkjsldfkjsdfljdf
-Jackson has temporarily gone insane, and is away for now-
-Thirteen minutes later-
I'm back, sorry guys, went insane for a while back there.. Aaaanyways... I've gotta go! MY TIME IS RUN OUT!! NOO!!! THE PEOPLE ARE COMING!! NOO!!! NOT THE JACKEET!!! AAANYTHING BUT THE JACKET!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
-Takes deep breath- OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
... xD
Ok.. I think that's enough excitement for all of ye! See ya!
Tuesday, September 19, 2006
Well, I've decided...
I've had enough of meaningful posts.. I'm gonna make posts that are interesting. Y'know.. Those stuff.. with the stuff, and the typing... And the writing.. Awww you know what I mean.
Anyways. Today, let's talk about something unmeaningful!
Hmmm....
Let's see..
I'll talk about.. Airline PEANUTS!
You know.. Peanuts.. From airlines, yeah. Those peanuts ROCK! But, IF you put them into the refrigerator for about a day, it'll taste EVEN BETTER!! HONESTLY!!! It brings the TRUE FLAVOUR OF THE PEANUT!! You know. Not like those ordinary Cap Batu mother fucking peanuts, no man. We're talking about COLD CHILLED AIRLINE PEANUTS!! THOSE ARE GOOD SHIT!!!!
Okok.. Here are some steps in order to make your peanut delight a great lust soother.
Step 1
Note: THE MOST IMPORTANT TASK!!! YOU NEED TO DO THIS TO START ON THE PEANUT LUST SMOOTHA! Ask for peanuts from airline people. [YES! Even though it is a difficult task.. Yeah, i've been there. It's like.. Shit.. I fucking need my nuts.. But.. I'm so afraid to ask.. BUT I NEED NUTS!!!! I NEED NUTS!!! AAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!! MY NUUUUUTS!!!!! Then my parents would be like all.. " 'Scuse me, can I have some peanuts? My son is driving me crazy and if I don't give him any nuts, I will kill him because he is noisy and I love eggs. "] [NOTE! : If you fly with airlines that don't give free peanuts, FUCK THEM!!! AAARGH!!!]
So I get the nuts, HOORAY! XD Save it. Honestly. Keep it in your bag. Yes, I KNOW THE NUTS ARE TEMPTING BUT SHOVE THEM IN YOUR FUCKING BAG ALREADY!
Step 2
Ok class, good job! You made it to step two! Resist the urge, because, obviously, the first pickings of the ripe sealed airline peanuts are on your first trip OUT. So you HAVE to control yourself. First, breath in, then breath out. Slowly reach to your bag, unzip it's zip, slowly once again, breath in, breath out, and grab the packets of peanuts. [ALERT ALERT : IF YOU HAVE THE URGE TO OPEN IT, DON'T! HIT YOURSELF ON THE HEAD AT LEAST 3 TIMES ON THE EATING TRAY BEFORE TRYING AGAIN!] Once you've gripped on the pack of nuts, gently, lift them to your bag, but you must QUICKLY zip your bag up again to temporarily close the urge in eating nuts. CONGRATULATIONS! YOU'VE MADE IT THROUGH!
Step 3
You know you're successful when you realized that you forgotten your peanuts UNTIL the end of your trip, and you start on your journey home. Your return flight. Your return flight, will be the MOST tense situation. You will have sweaty palms, legs, PITS, GROINS and even.. EYELASHES!! Yes. First, use anti-persperant[However you spell that] on yourself to kill the STENCH of PEANUT LUST! Then gently, repeat Step 1. If successful, repeat step 2. If you're successful once again, YOU'RE ALMOST THERE!! ALMOST HOME!!!! JUST RESIST A LITTLE MORE TEMPTATION!!!!
The Final Step
As you head home, your heart will race, your peanuts are inside your bag, happily waiting TO BE DEVOURED! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
... Anyways. As you're in the car, go to sleep, there's nothing you can do now. Your bag is in the boot, you will feel a depression, BUT NO! You MUSN'T LOSE TO THAT FEELING! THAT.. EMOTION! YOU MUST FIGHT IT! Go to sleep, before you jump out of the car. Yes..
After you reached home, QUICKLY OPEN THE BOOT! Yes, the boot and GET YOUR BAG!
With your PEANUTS!!! Quickly remove the packed peanuts AND STUFF THEM ALL IN THE REFRIGERATOR! DO IT! YES! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Once you're done so, allow it to chill over for a day, and.. HWAAAAAAAALAAAAA!!! YOU HAVE YOUR OWN COLD CHILLED AIRLINE PEANUTS! FEAST! YOU FOOLS! AHAHAHAHA! FEEAAAST!! REND!! TEAR!!!! KILL!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
... Well, hope you now understand the pain of a man who has to do this all of the time. Poor [enternameherebeforejacksonleegoesinsaneandbangshisgirlfriend].
... xD Anyways... See ya!
Anyways. Today, let's talk about something unmeaningful!
Hmmm....
Let's see..
I'll talk about.. Airline PEANUTS!
You know.. Peanuts.. From airlines, yeah. Those peanuts ROCK! But, IF you put them into the refrigerator for about a day, it'll taste EVEN BETTER!! HONESTLY!!! It brings the TRUE FLAVOUR OF THE PEANUT!! You know. Not like those ordinary Cap Batu mother fucking peanuts, no man. We're talking about COLD CHILLED AIRLINE PEANUTS!! THOSE ARE GOOD SHIT!!!!
Okok.. Here are some steps in order to make your peanut delight a great lust soother.
Step 1
Note: THE MOST IMPORTANT TASK!!! YOU NEED TO DO THIS TO START ON THE PEANUT LUST SMOOTHA! Ask for peanuts from airline people. [YES! Even though it is a difficult task.. Yeah, i've been there. It's like.. Shit.. I fucking need my nuts.. But.. I'm so afraid to ask.. BUT I NEED NUTS!!!! I NEED NUTS!!! AAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!! MY NUUUUUTS!!!!! Then my parents would be like all.. " 'Scuse me, can I have some peanuts? My son is driving me crazy and if I don't give him any nuts, I will kill him because he is noisy and I love eggs. "] [NOTE! : If you fly with airlines that don't give free peanuts, FUCK THEM!!! AAARGH!!!]
So I get the nuts, HOORAY! XD Save it. Honestly. Keep it in your bag. Yes, I KNOW THE NUTS ARE TEMPTING BUT SHOVE THEM IN YOUR FUCKING BAG ALREADY!
Step 2
Ok class, good job! You made it to step two! Resist the urge, because, obviously, the first pickings of the ripe sealed airline peanuts are on your first trip OUT. So you HAVE to control yourself. First, breath in, then breath out. Slowly reach to your bag, unzip it's zip, slowly once again, breath in, breath out, and grab the packets of peanuts. [ALERT ALERT : IF YOU HAVE THE URGE TO OPEN IT, DON'T! HIT YOURSELF ON THE HEAD AT LEAST 3 TIMES ON THE EATING TRAY BEFORE TRYING AGAIN!] Once you've gripped on the pack of nuts, gently, lift them to your bag, but you must QUICKLY zip your bag up again to temporarily close the urge in eating nuts. CONGRATULATIONS! YOU'VE MADE IT THROUGH!
Step 3
You know you're successful when you realized that you forgotten your peanuts UNTIL the end of your trip, and you start on your journey home. Your return flight. Your return flight, will be the MOST tense situation. You will have sweaty palms, legs, PITS, GROINS and even.. EYELASHES!! Yes. First, use anti-persperant[However you spell that] on yourself to kill the STENCH of PEANUT LUST! Then gently, repeat Step 1. If successful, repeat step 2. If you're successful once again, YOU'RE ALMOST THERE!! ALMOST HOME!!!! JUST RESIST A LITTLE MORE TEMPTATION!!!!
The Final Step
As you head home, your heart will race, your peanuts are inside your bag, happily waiting TO BE DEVOURED! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
... Anyways. As you're in the car, go to sleep, there's nothing you can do now. Your bag is in the boot, you will feel a depression, BUT NO! You MUSN'T LOSE TO THAT FEELING! THAT.. EMOTION! YOU MUST FIGHT IT! Go to sleep, before you jump out of the car. Yes..
After you reached home, QUICKLY OPEN THE BOOT! Yes, the boot and GET YOUR BAG!
With your PEANUTS!!! Quickly remove the packed peanuts AND STUFF THEM ALL IN THE REFRIGERATOR! DO IT! YES! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Once you're done so, allow it to chill over for a day, and.. HWAAAAAAAALAAAAA!!! YOU HAVE YOUR OWN COLD CHILLED AIRLINE PEANUTS! FEAST! YOU FOOLS! AHAHAHAHA! FEEAAAST!! REND!! TEAR!!!! KILL!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
... Well, hope you now understand the pain of a man who has to do this all of the time. Poor [enternameherebeforejacksonleegoesinsaneandbangshisgirlfriend].
... xD Anyways... See ya!
Wednesday, September 13, 2006
Oh my FACKING GAWD!
I've nothing to do. So, might as well, UHH BABY! GIMME SOME LOOOVE!
LAYER ONE:
Spell your name with bands/artists.
J - Josie and the Pussycats! [LOL!!]
A - ACDC!
C - Counting Crows~
K - Korn!
S - Scorpions~
O - Offsprings!
N - Nickleback.
LAYER TWO:
-- Name - [Jackson Lee]
-- Birthdate - 4th September 1990
-- Nickname - [Jack-ChAi]
-- Current location - Home, alone.. Heheh..
-- Eye colour - Brownish black.
-- Hair colour - VERY VERY VERY VERY DARK BROWN.
-- Righty or lefty - Left, that's where the people pwn.
-- Zodiac sign - Virgo. D:
LAYER THREE:
-- Shoes you wore today - Rockport shoes..
-- Your weakness - Girls clad in cute panties.. ... I spoke too much..
-- Your fears - Little holes on areas.. FUCK!! AAAH!!!
-- Your perfect pizza - ... I'd have to go with Chicken Ham with beef pepperoni pizza with extra cheese. Pwned joo.
-- Goal you'd like to achieve - To have sex with a beautiful woman. [DON'T ASK ME WHO! I'M ALREADY LUCKY ENOUGH! STFU NOOOOOBZZZZ]
LAYER FOUR:
-- Your best physical feature - Peni-- I mean, legs. ;]
-- Your bedtime - Random, really, REALLY random.
-- Most missed memory - The very first time I felt an orgasm..
LAYER FIVE:
-- Pepsi or coke - Pepsi.
-- Mcdonalds or Burger King - Burger King.
-- Nike or Adidas - Nike.
-- Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea - Nestea.
-- Chocolate or Vanilla - Vanilla.
-- Cappucino or coffee - Coffee, good ol' concentrated mother fucking shit. :]
LAYER SIX:
-- Smoke - FUCK SMOKERS!!
-- Curse - 1 second ago, well, to conclusion,a LOT!
-- Sing - Reasonable I guess, yeah. ;D
-- Take a shower everyday - 3 times a day, if I feel like it, 4 times a day, if I feel like it, none a day. xD
-- Have a crush - Nah, not now, as long as i'm with you, I'll never crush. Though it's so DAMN HARD!
-- Do you think you've been in love - I've no idea, if what I'm experiencing now is love, then yes, if what claimed isn't, then no.
-- Want to go college - Obviously, OBVIOUSLY!!!
-- Like high school - Making through, barely.
-- Want to get married - No idea, but I guess I should.
-- Believe in yourself - Sometimes, but I turn out bad anyways. Sometimes, at least. ;]
-- Get motion sickness - I ride on roller coasters, and I don't feel nuts. You think i'd get motion sickness?
-- Think you're a health freak - Well, sort of. Now all I need to do are burn me fats. MY FUCKING SPARE TIRES!! AAAAGH!!
-- Get along with your parents - Ok I guess.
-- Play an instrument - Hell yeah. The SItar. It's an instrument used by Demix, woot! HELL YEAH! GO SITAR!
LAYER SEVEN:
In the past month...
-- Drank alcohol - Yeah. xD
-- Done a drug - FUCK HELL NO TO FUCKING DRUGS! Ok. :]
-- Gone to the mall - Yeah. :]
-- Eaten an entire box of Oreos - Oreos are like drugs, so no. xD
-- Eaten Sushi - Yeah~! HELL YEAH!
-- Been on stage - Yes.. Sorta. o_o;
-- Been dumped - Nope~ =] Still goin' strong~
-- Gone skating - Uhh... Yeah I guess.. xD
-- Made homemade cookies - Ate them, yes, not make.
-- Gone Skinny Dipping - That's so gay. xP No.
-- Dyed your hair - Nope. Sadly.
-- Stolen anything -Hell yeah. MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
LAYER EIGHT:
Ever...
-- Played a game that required removal of clothing - Yes. Deadly.
-- Been trashed or extremely intoxicated - Yeah. D: Felt like shit.
-- Been called a tease - ... I don't know... Maybe... Maybe not.. xD
-- Been beaten up - Luckily, no.
LAYER NINE:
-- Age you hope to be married - About.. 25-29?
-- Numbers and Names of Children - 2-3, No idea.
-- Describe your Dream Wedding - .. I don't know~ Ask me personally? xD
-- Where you want to go to college - Japan!
-- What place would you most like to visit - Japan, PORN!!!
LAYER TEN:
In the opposite sex..
-- Best eye color - Gold.
-- Best hair color - Black? O_o;
-- Short hair or long hair - Long.
-- Height - Shorter than me. xD
-- Best weight - No idea.. o_o; Uhh.. As long as she doesn't crush me literarily?
-- Best articles of clothing - Hahahaha... I'll have to go check myself..
LAYER ELEVEN:
-- Number of people I could trust with my life - Hahaha, I've no idea actually. Everyone is constantly backstabbing each other. Not yet, at least. Don't feel bad.. :]
-- Number of CDs that I own - .... Uhh... 26? xD I don't know..
-- Number of piercings - PENIS! I mean.. None, for the moment. xD
-- Number of tattoos - None, bad tattoos!
-- Number of cars your family owns - 3.. D: It's annoying. xD
LAYER ONE:
Spell your name with bands/artists.
J - Josie and the Pussycats! [LOL!!]
A - ACDC!
C - Counting Crows~
K - Korn!
S - Scorpions~
O - Offsprings!
N - Nickleback.
LAYER TWO:
-- Name - [Jackson Lee]
-- Birthdate - 4th September 1990
-- Nickname - [Jack-ChAi]
-- Current location - Home, alone.. Heheh..
-- Eye colour - Brownish black.
-- Hair colour - VERY VERY VERY VERY DARK BROWN.
-- Righty or lefty - Left, that's where the people pwn.
-- Zodiac sign - Virgo. D:
LAYER THREE:
-- Shoes you wore today - Rockport shoes..
-- Your weakness - Girls clad in cute panties.. ... I spoke too much..
-- Your fears - Little holes on areas.. FUCK!! AAAH!!!
-- Your perfect pizza - ... I'd have to go with Chicken Ham with beef pepperoni pizza with extra cheese. Pwned joo.
-- Goal you'd like to achieve - To have sex with a beautiful woman. [DON'T ASK ME WHO! I'M ALREADY LUCKY ENOUGH! STFU NOOOOOBZZZZ]
LAYER FOUR:
-- Your best physical feature - Peni-- I mean, legs. ;]
-- Your bedtime - Random, really, REALLY random.
-- Most missed memory - The very first time I felt an orgasm..
LAYER FIVE:
-- Pepsi or coke - Pepsi.
-- Mcdonalds or Burger King - Burger King.
-- Nike or Adidas - Nike.
-- Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea - Nestea.
-- Chocolate or Vanilla - Vanilla.
-- Cappucino or coffee - Coffee, good ol' concentrated mother fucking shit. :]
LAYER SIX:
-- Smoke - FUCK SMOKERS!!
-- Curse - 1 second ago, well, to conclusion,a LOT!
-- Sing - Reasonable I guess, yeah. ;D
-- Take a shower everyday - 3 times a day, if I feel like it, 4 times a day, if I feel like it, none a day. xD
-- Have a crush - Nah, not now, as long as i'm with you, I'll never crush. Though it's so DAMN HARD!
-- Do you think you've been in love - I've no idea, if what I'm experiencing now is love, then yes, if what claimed isn't, then no.
-- Want to go college - Obviously, OBVIOUSLY!!!
-- Like high school - Making through, barely.
-- Want to get married - No idea, but I guess I should.
-- Believe in yourself - Sometimes, but I turn out bad anyways. Sometimes, at least. ;]
-- Get motion sickness - I ride on roller coasters, and I don't feel nuts. You think i'd get motion sickness?
-- Think you're a health freak - Well, sort of. Now all I need to do are burn me fats. MY FUCKING SPARE TIRES!! AAAAGH!!
-- Get along with your parents - Ok I guess.
-- Play an instrument - Hell yeah. The SItar. It's an instrument used by Demix, woot! HELL YEAH! GO SITAR!
LAYER SEVEN:
In the past month...
-- Drank alcohol - Yeah. xD
-- Done a drug - FUCK HELL NO TO FUCKING DRUGS! Ok. :]
-- Gone to the mall - Yeah. :]
-- Eaten an entire box of Oreos - Oreos are like drugs, so no. xD
-- Eaten Sushi - Yeah~! HELL YEAH!
-- Been on stage - Yes.. Sorta. o_o;
-- Been dumped - Nope~ =] Still goin' strong~
-- Gone skating - Uhh... Yeah I guess.. xD
-- Made homemade cookies - Ate them, yes, not make.
-- Gone Skinny Dipping - That's so gay. xP No.
-- Dyed your hair - Nope. Sadly.
-- Stolen anything -Hell yeah. MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
LAYER EIGHT:
Ever...
-- Played a game that required removal of clothing - Yes. Deadly.
-- Been trashed or extremely intoxicated - Yeah. D: Felt like shit.
-- Been called a tease - ... I don't know... Maybe... Maybe not.. xD
-- Been beaten up - Luckily, no.
LAYER NINE:
-- Age you hope to be married - About.. 25-29?
-- Numbers and Names of Children - 2-3, No idea.
-- Describe your Dream Wedding - .. I don't know~ Ask me personally? xD
-- Where you want to go to college - Japan!
-- What place would you most like to visit - Japan, PORN!!!
LAYER TEN:
In the opposite sex..
-- Best eye color - Gold.
-- Best hair color - Black? O_o;
-- Short hair or long hair - Long.
-- Height - Shorter than me. xD
-- Best weight - No idea.. o_o; Uhh.. As long as she doesn't crush me literarily?
-- Best articles of clothing - Hahahaha... I'll have to go check myself..
LAYER ELEVEN:
-- Number of people I could trust with my life - Hahaha, I've no idea actually. Everyone is constantly backstabbing each other. Not yet, at least. Don't feel bad.. :]
-- Number of CDs that I own - .... Uhh... 26? xD I don't know..
-- Number of piercings - PENIS! I mean.. None, for the moment. xD
-- Number of tattoos - None, bad tattoos!
-- Number of cars your family owns - 3.. D: It's annoying. xD
Tuesday, September 12, 2006
The day, the secret.
Hello everyone!
For some reason, I just feel like writing a poem, well actually the reason is because..
I'M A WANNABE!!! T_T EVERYONE HAS THEIR OWN POEM BUT I! Thus, I shall scripteth one down now!
Here goes... xD
Mwahahaha.. Ahahaha.. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
For some reason, I just feel like writing a poem, well actually the reason is because..
I'M A WANNABE!!! T_T EVERYONE HAS THEIR OWN POEM BUT I! Thus, I shall scripteth one down now!
Here goes... xD
On this day, I've heard a tale!
An interesting fact with great detail!
What a secret I have heard,
So much I can do to that turd.
Amazing now, thank you friend,
This excitement I feel will never ceases to end!
Constantly building thoughts in my mind,
There's so much more detail I can find!
Oh yes, there will be people hurt,
But yet, who cares! The person's a turd!
You may wonder who do I speak,
I'll let you have on a little peek!
The person's name contains six letters,
This person's mind is as light as feathers.
For now, I will keep this secret to me,
But soon, I will, use, it, against, thee.
An interesting fact with great detail!
What a secret I have heard,
So much I can do to that turd.
Amazing now, thank you friend,
This excitement I feel will never ceases to end!
Constantly building thoughts in my mind,
There's so much more detail I can find!
Oh yes, there will be people hurt,
But yet, who cares! The person's a turd!
You may wonder who do I speak,
I'll let you have on a little peek!
The person's name contains six letters,
This person's mind is as light as feathers.
For now, I will keep this secret to me,
But soon, I will, use, it, against, thee.
Mwahahaha.. Ahahaha.. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
Sunday, September 10, 2006
Edit! READ ME OR I WILL EAT JOO!
I've decided to Edit my post, to make it more interesting! Since it WAS my birthday after all, and i've got the time now. xD LET'S GOOO!
Hey there everyone! Saturday, I CELEBRATED MY BIRTHDAY!
Huzzah! XD
It was great..! XD
A day before that, we [mom, me, sis] went to buy random prizes, body mist, chocolate, cat food, ROCKS! ect ect. xD These items were for the prizes to whoever played the games at my party. Well, even though only 50% showed up, I'm happy enough.
Danced like an idiot in my party, embarrassed myself in pool, well, nothing much other than that. xP I really really need to start practicing more pool, i've been sucking lately... Aaaanyways...
The party was from 1 PM - 6 PM. Syafiq ought to be punctual. xP He came 5 minutes before the party ended. Jasmine looked gorgeous. :] So hot.... =D Mmmm.. Forbidden donut..
Aaaanyways.. I cut the cake at 5:30PM, well, there were two, everyone wanted me to smash the extra one on my face, but thank god for crowd controller, me, "stopped" them.. Well, almost got birthday bashed, again. Three in a row. Wooh! I am the best bash evader ever! xD
What else was there... Hmmm.. Before the party ended, had a little...Fun.. ;] At least, 30 minutes? 20 minutes? No idea, everything was too extreme.. xD Saw Omar and Amirah, going to the toilet, together.. xD Ooooohhh....
Well, that's the end of my edit, I guess! XD I would like to thank my godmom and Suet Sim's cousin, Siew Suet Fun, for organising this party for me, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH FUN FUN MUMMY! [xD It's a good nickname.] You did a great job! :] If you're for some reason reading this, keep the blog to yourself.. Shhh.. xD
Well, that's all for this edit, once again! See ya! xD
Hey there everyone! Saturday, I CELEBRATED MY BIRTHDAY!
Huzzah! XD
It was great..! XD
A day before that, we [mom, me, sis] went to buy random prizes, body mist, chocolate, cat food, ROCKS! ect ect. xD These items were for the prizes to whoever played the games at my party. Well, even though only 50% showed up, I'm happy enough.
Danced like an idiot in my party, embarrassed myself in pool, well, nothing much other than that. xP I really really need to start practicing more pool, i've been sucking lately... Aaaanyways...
The party was from 1 PM - 6 PM. Syafiq ought to be punctual. xP He came 5 minutes before the party ended. Jasmine looked gorgeous. :] So hot.... =D Mmmm.. Forbidden donut..
Aaaanyways.. I cut the cake at 5:30PM, well, there were two, everyone wanted me to smash the extra one on my face, but thank god for crowd controller, me, "stopped" them.. Well, almost got birthday bashed, again. Three in a row. Wooh! I am the best bash evader ever! xD
What else was there... Hmmm.. Before the party ended, had a little...Fun.. ;] At least, 30 minutes? 20 minutes? No idea, everything was too extreme.. xD Saw Omar and Amirah, going to the toilet, together.. xD Ooooohhh....
Well, that's the end of my edit, I guess! XD I would like to thank my godmom and Suet Sim's cousin, Siew Suet Fun, for organising this party for me, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH FUN FUN MUMMY! [xD It's a good nickname.] You did a great job! :] If you're for some reason reading this, keep the blog to yourself.. Shhh.. xD
Well, that's all for this edit, once again! See ya! xD
Friday, September 08, 2006
Hmm..
Heh. Allo' everyone! Welcome once again to my blog.
I wonder, will there be an improvement if I actually become mature.. I wonder how does it feel to be mature, will it feel emo? Will it feel saddening, losing all of what you wanted to keep, your constant happiness? Will you feel angry constantly? Will you lose your patience?
I guess i'll never feel such a thing. My constant happiness and cheeriness acts as an anti-maturity shield. Though I may be "speaking" at this "tone" for now, it will soon go away. Hahaha.
It's already gone I guess. Anyways, enough of that rant.
Oh wow! It's already two months with Jasmine, time flies, honestly. xD Hmm... I wonder how long would we last.. :] Love you baby~ :]
Well, not much happened, oh wait. Something happened.
... We,
... Secondary four Dickens,
... Finally lost...
... A SOCCER MATCH!!!!
Sonovaguns. For some reason, I couldn't play well. I couldn't even catch a high ball properly. Something must be wrong with me. No, Jasmine, it's not your fault. I'm out of practice.. Must.. Train.. TRAIN! My dad is entertaining guests, all of them are drunk. Downstairs, so noisy. Drunkards, they're horrible at the karaoke. Honestly, I want to slap all of them. xD
Aaaaaaanyways, that's all I've gotta say for now! See ya fellow readers!
I wonder, will there be an improvement if I actually become mature.. I wonder how does it feel to be mature, will it feel emo? Will it feel saddening, losing all of what you wanted to keep, your constant happiness? Will you feel angry constantly? Will you lose your patience?
I guess i'll never feel such a thing. My constant happiness and cheeriness acts as an anti-maturity shield. Though I may be "speaking" at this "tone" for now, it will soon go away. Hahaha.
It's already gone I guess. Anyways, enough of that rant.
Oh wow! It's already two months with Jasmine, time flies, honestly. xD Hmm... I wonder how long would we last.. :] Love you baby~ :]
Well, not much happened, oh wait. Something happened.
... We,
... Secondary four Dickens,
... Finally lost...
... A SOCCER MATCH!!!!
Sonovaguns. For some reason, I couldn't play well. I couldn't even catch a high ball properly. Something must be wrong with me. No, Jasmine, it's not your fault. I'm out of practice.. Must.. Train.. TRAIN! My dad is entertaining guests, all of them are drunk. Downstairs, so noisy. Drunkards, they're horrible at the karaoke. Honestly, I want to slap all of them. xD
Aaaaaaanyways, that's all I've gotta say for now! See ya fellow readers!
Wednesday, September 06, 2006
Hmm.. Lazy to blog.. Do stuff la! xD
Oh, cool. Let's see now.. xD
1.) Put your music player on shuffle
2.) Press forward for each question.
3.) Use the song title as the answer to thequestion.
4.) NO CHEATING!!!
Alright, let's go.
1.) How am I feeling today?
Cure - Metallica
2.) Where will I get married?
Top of the World - The All-American Rejects
3.) What is my best friend's theme song?
Love is only a Feeling - The Darkness
4.) What is/was highschool like?
Smells like Teen Spirit - Nirvana [LOL! Cool.]
5.) What is the best thing about me?
Gotta keep em' seperated - The Offspring [Wha? o_o;]
6.) How is today going to be?
Vertigo - U2 [Up high? Niiiice..]
7.) What is in store for this weekend?
Cemetary Gates - Pantera [LOL!! Good song though. xD]
8.) What song describes my parents?
Billy Jean - Micheal Jackson [HAHAHAHAHA!!]
9.) How is my life going?
Hypnotise - System of A Down [...??? Hypnotised.. xD]
10.) What song will they play at my funeral?
There's a party here in Agrabah - Aladdin and the King of Thieves [LOL!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA! This song is cool though. xD]
11.) How does the world see me?
A whole new World - Aladdin [Wow two Aladdins in a shot, cool.. xD]
12.) What do my friends really think of me?
Satch Boogie - Joe Satriani [Uhh...]
13) Do people secretly lust after me?
Never had a friend like me - Aladdin [ANOTHER ONE! XD]
14.) How can I make myself happy?
Song 2 - Blur [...?]
15.) What should I do with my life?
Kryptonite - Three Doors Down [Fight my weakness...?]
16.) Will I ever have children?
Don't listen to the Radio - The Vines [Wha!?!?!?!?! Hahahaha..]
17.) What is some good advice?
Dance dance - Fall Out Boy [... To dance!]
18.) What do I think my current theme song is?
Vindicated - Dashboard Confessionals [LoL?]
19.) What does everyone else think my current life?
Pump it - Black Eyed Peas [LoL! YEAH! PUMP IT!]
20.) What type of men/women do you like?
Don't ask me - OK go [LoL wooh nice reply!]
21.) Will you get married?
Boulevard of Broken Dreams - Green Day [.... o_o;]
22.) What should I do with my love life?
Stairway to Heaven - Led Zepplin [Wha wha wha?!]
23 .) Where will you live?
Fortune Faded - Red Hot Chilli Peppers [Poor!? :(]
24.) What will your dying words be?
Jack Sparrow - Pirates of the Carribean [LOLOLOLOLOL!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA! Nice words!]
25.) When im having sex i say..
Hands down - Dashboard Confessionals [LOL! Wooh, yeah baby, hands down. ;D]
26.) When I meet a girl for the first time i say..
True - Ryan Cabrera [Uhh.. Hmmm...]
27.) When my parents are angry i say..
Guerilla Radio - Rage Against the Machine [WOO! RADIO RADIO!]
The weirdest moments in my life, this is one of them. xD Funnyness. Hahaha... Hope you had fun reading! :]
1.) Put your music player on shuffle
2.) Press forward for each question.
3.) Use the song title as the answer to thequestion.
4.) NO CHEATING!!!
Alright, let's go.
1.) How am I feeling today?
Cure - Metallica
2.) Where will I get married?
Top of the World - The All-American Rejects
3.) What is my best friend's theme song?
Love is only a Feeling - The Darkness
4.) What is/was highschool like?
Smells like Teen Spirit - Nirvana [LOL! Cool.]
5.) What is the best thing about me?
Gotta keep em' seperated - The Offspring [Wha? o_o;]
6.) How is today going to be?
Vertigo - U2 [Up high? Niiiice..]
7.) What is in store for this weekend?
Cemetary Gates - Pantera [LOL!! Good song though. xD]
8.) What song describes my parents?
Billy Jean - Micheal Jackson [HAHAHAHAHA!!]
9.) How is my life going?
Hypnotise - System of A Down [...??? Hypnotised.. xD]
10.) What song will they play at my funeral?
There's a party here in Agrabah - Aladdin and the King of Thieves [LOL!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA! This song is cool though. xD]
11.) How does the world see me?
A whole new World - Aladdin [Wow two Aladdins in a shot, cool.. xD]
12.) What do my friends really think of me?
Satch Boogie - Joe Satriani [Uhh...]
13) Do people secretly lust after me?
Never had a friend like me - Aladdin [ANOTHER ONE! XD]
14.) How can I make myself happy?
Song 2 - Blur [...?]
15.) What should I do with my life?
Kryptonite - Three Doors Down [Fight my weakness...?]
16.) Will I ever have children?
Don't listen to the Radio - The Vines [Wha!?!?!?!?! Hahahaha..]
17.) What is some good advice?
Dance dance - Fall Out Boy [... To dance!]
18.) What do I think my current theme song is?
Vindicated - Dashboard Confessionals [LoL?]
19.) What does everyone else think my current life?
Pump it - Black Eyed Peas [LoL! YEAH! PUMP IT!]
20.) What type of men/women do you like?
Don't ask me - OK go [LoL wooh nice reply!]
21.) Will you get married?
Boulevard of Broken Dreams - Green Day [.... o_o;]
22.) What should I do with my love life?
Stairway to Heaven - Led Zepplin [Wha wha wha?!]
23 .) Where will you live?
Fortune Faded - Red Hot Chilli Peppers [Poor!? :(]
24.) What will your dying words be?
Jack Sparrow - Pirates of the Carribean [LOLOLOLOLOL!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA! Nice words!]
25.) When im having sex i say..
Hands down - Dashboard Confessionals [LOL! Wooh, yeah baby, hands down. ;D]
26.) When I meet a girl for the first time i say..
True - Ryan Cabrera [Uhh.. Hmmm...]
27.) When my parents are angry i say..
Guerilla Radio - Rage Against the Machine [WOO! RADIO RADIO!]
The weirdest moments in my life, this is one of them. xD Funnyness. Hahaha... Hope you had fun reading! :]
Saturday, September 02, 2006
Quizzes.. xD
| Greed: | High | |
| Gluttony: | Medium | |
| Wrath: | Medium | |
| Sloth: | High | |
| Envy: | High | |
| Lust: | Low | |
| Pride: | Very High |
The Seven Deadly Sins Quiz on 4degreez.com
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